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i love doggy cuz u can get good penertratinon and watch there tits swing :banana2:

i love doggy cuz u can get good penertratinon and watch there tits swing  :banana2:

Fucking Noobie. Try reading the FAQs first at the top of each conference!!!! :2gunsfiring:

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My fav position is the Rock N Roll.
This gives a man the feeling of dominance and the female is open and vunerable with her legs resting on the mans shoulder. This is great for deep thrusts and the erotic sensation of looking the partner in his/her eyes.

you know evade you did a lot of complaining about me when i first started, but even i wasn't this bad

i love doggy cuz u can get good penertratinon and watch there tits swing  :banana2:

also how do you watch their tits swing through their back? i mean they are swinging but your really in a bad vantage point for that show

also how do you watch their tits swing through their back? i mean they are swinging but your really in a bad vantage point for that show

Maybe he's watching himself in the mirror while he jacks off and dreams about a real woman!!!! :roflmao: :ph34r:

Maybe he's watching himself in the mirror while he jacks off and dreams about a real woman!!!! :roflmao:  :ph34r:

or watching his parents

or watching his parents

Oh the perv! :vomit-smiley-020: :puke:

Oh the perv!  :vomit-smiley-020:  :puke:

or me with his mother

or watching his parents

or me with his mother

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or me with his mother

Careful, Jax, He might take a shine to your asshole.... :fucker:

Careful, Jax, He might take a shine to your asshole.... :fucker:

Spank you very much!
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id fight him off like a champ...while still boning his mother

besides you guys know only miss chickie gets to even play with my ass

You can see the tits bouncing if you have a mirror. You do not need to be a rocket scientist to understand this. By reading the comments, I see the lack of knowledge in sexual experience. And a lot of :blahblah: :blahblah: Do we really need to fall back to High School immaturity? As if this will asctually land one with more tail. :lol:

I recommend studying more in the art of sex before dogging someone's post. Someone who lashes out does so out of jealousy.

You can see the tits bouncing if you have a mirror. You do not need to be a rocket scientist to understand this. By reading the comments, I see the lack of knowledge in sexual experience. And a lot of  :blahblah:  :blahblah: Do we really need to fall back to High School immaturity? As if this will asctually land one with more tail. :lol:

I recommend studying more in the art of sex before dogging someone's post. Someone who lashes out does so out of jealousy.

because we all have full length mirrors with us every time we have sex?...i mean itd be nice but while we're at it can i get a full orchestra to set the mood and a video crew?
And i have plenty of knowledge in sexual experience and i don't expect anything i do on here to get me any tail. however i find it hilarious and the point of being on here is to have fun so..mission accomplished.
and what am i jealous of...the inability to read the different choices where to post this thread? perhaps and im just gonna throw this out there....sex talk would be a better choice...i know i know its such a stretch. also with an idea this original im sure nobody else has thought of it.....oh no wait everyone probably has. i guarantee there's at least two other threads dedicated to this topic. had he posted his point of view in them there'd be no ridicule, but he didn't so we're mocking him...its how he'll learn.

i love doggy cuz u can get good penertratinon and watch there tits swing  :banana2:

Smilie. You are a rediculous noob!!! Your post remind me of this thread started by another fucking noob!

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While your at it watch this!
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Smilie.  You are a rediculous noob!!!  Your post remind me of this thread started by another fucking noob!

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While your at it watch this!
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id like to make a motion that watching that video should be mandatory

id like to make a motion that watching that video should be mandatory

I second that!

I second that!

all in favor?

all in favor?

The motion is carried. Next order of business? :drama:

The motion is carried. Next order of business?  :drama:

Close this thread!

Close this thread!

I was kind of hoping misschickie would read this one and see how ridiculous it is and thus close it. Hey evade, if you send chickie a PM she might close it. :unsure:

I was kind of hoping misschickie would read this one and see how ridiculous it is and thus close it. Hey evade, if you send chickie a PM she might close it.  :unsure:

The last I heard, Jax had her lock in his basement! :blink: :ph34r:

The last I heard, Jax had her lock in his basement!  :blink:  :ph34r:

she's HANDCUFFED on my BED and she said to say JUYFJHF JUTFHVM MIOJHYTFD which i believe is i-have-a-big-dick-in-my-mouth-and-cant-talk for he's a dumbass or hey guys

I LIKE DA 69 BUT WATEVA

I LIKE DA 69 BUT WATEVA

once again you already admitted your a virgin so how are u commenting on sex?
i mean you could say you'd like to try it but thats not what your saying...plz die

its actually not that hard to understand what he meant he didn't mean while having sex he meant watching it in the form of porn. Rather then insulting him we could talk about Our own favorite positions.

Now before you go all OMG another noob stfu Rofl bbq. Granted the poor grammar Simplicity of the post and chance of there already being a thread like this is most definitely probable, However jumping down the throats of every noob that posts a new threat no matter how idiotic isn't exactly a friendly policy.

Now back to the thread at hand how ill conceived it may be.
I'm a virgin I have no personal favorite Position though I will say that Doggy style does seem to be quite attractive to watch to say the least and I agree with the first poster.

And as for this apparent Hatred of Virgins I fail to see how Sexual Experience is at all relevant when you can simply watch porn or engage in role-plays as a form of experience so just cause you are physically a virgin doesn't mean mentally you aren't sexually active.

its actually not that hard to understand what he meant he didn't mean while having sex he meant watching it in the form of porn.  Rather then insulting him we could talk about Our own favorite positions. 

Now before you go all OMG another noob stfu Rofl bbq.   Granted the poor grammar Simplicity of the post and chance of there already being a thread like this is most definitely probable, However jumping down the throats of every noob that posts a new threat no matter how idiotic isn't exactly a friendly policy.

Now back to the thread at hand how ill conceived it may be. 
I'm a virgin I have no personal favorite Position though I will say that Doggy style does seem to be quite attractive to watch to say the least and I agree with the first poster.

And as for this apparent Hatred of Virgins I fail to see how Sexual Experience is at all relevant when you can simply watch porn or engage in role-plays as a form of experience so just cause you are physically a virgin doesn't mean mentally you aren't sexually active.

Dude.... DO NOT ADD TO THIS THREAD. It was started by a moron who put it in the wrong conference!
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its actually not that hard to understand what he meant he didn't mean while having sex he meant watching it in the form of porn.  Rather then insulting him we could talk about Our own favorite positions. 

Now before you go all OMG another noob stfu Rofl bbq.   Granted the poor grammar Simplicity of the post and chance of there already being a thread like this is most definitely probable, However jumping down the throats of every noob that posts a new threat no matter how idiotic isn't exactly a friendly policy.

Now back to the thread at hand how ill conceived it may be. 
I'm a virgin I have no personal favorite Position though I will say that Doggy style does seem to be quite attractive to watch to say the least and I agree with the first poster.

And as for this apparent Hatred of Virgins I fail to see how Sexual Experience is at all relevant when you can simply watch porn or engage in role-plays as a form of experience so just cause you are physically a virgin doesn't mean mentally you aren't sexually active.

ok let me handle this one point at a time cuz he is new and he doesnt know.
First, if you have a position that you always wanted to try then represent it as that and not "ive done it" cuz once u claim to have done it and then say you haven't had sex at all ppl permanently believe your totally full of shit and mock you. Had he posted it as sex positions id like to try he wouldn't have gotten mocked and would have gotten results.

Second, this forum is meant for stuff thats work/public safe and this topic is considerably not. The forum to post it in would obviously be sex talk.

Thirdly this particular n00b broke almost every rule on the board. The reason he got slammed was he was an asshole. He was mean to the women on here left hateful messages and was basically a cancer..only that makes cancer look worse. So anytime he posted he got slammed. I know i personally made it my business to make his life miserable til he either left or the the mods got back to ban him.

Finally, no one cares if he is a virgin or your a virgin. We all were at some point. But don't admit to it one place and then act like your getting tail every other day. What we hate is fake ppl. SO dont be fake,and like evade said let this post die find the thread in the sex talk thread, cuz i guarantee three of these exist in it and add to it instead. But DO NOT start another new thread without checking first.

ok let me handle this one point at a time cuz he is new and he doesnt know.
First, if you have a position that you always wanted to try then represent it as that and not "ive done it" cuz once u claim to have done it and then say you haven't had sex at all ppl permanently believe your totally full of shit and mock you. Had he posted it as sex positions id like to try he wouldn't have gotten mocked and would have gotten results.

Second, this forum is meant for stuff thats work/public safe and this topic is considerably not. The forum to post it in would obviously be sex talk.

Thirdly this particular n00b broke almost every rule on the board.  The reason he got slammed was he was an asshole.  He was mean to the women on here left hateful messages and was basically a cancer..only that makes cancer look worse.  So anytime he posted he got slammed.  I know i personally made it my business to make his life miserable til he either left or the the mods got back to ban him.

Finally, no one cares if he is a virgin or your a virgin.  We all were at some point.  But don't admit to it one place and then act like your getting tail every other day.  What we hate is fake ppl. SO dont be fake,and like evade said let this post die find the thread in the sex talk thread, cuz i guarantee three of these exist in it and add to it instead. But DO NOT start another new thread without checking first.

Jax trying to be a diplomat! :blink: :lol: :ph34r: