Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Bondiguy, Man from Down Under

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wait..now which one of us is that to? cuz..il GLADLY take the offer :D

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tis true Baby... those things will get you off a murder charge!

hun you could kill the president and get away with it lol

It's not like they're always on display!! I mean... the cop sitting 3895346 feet away with the radar gun doesn't know that the car going 90 mph towards him has a girl with a nice rack in it.

It's not like they're always on display!! I mean... the cop sitting 3895346 feet away with the radar gun doesn't know that the car going 90 mph towards him has a girl with a nice rack in it.

Oh you'd be surprised :P

theres a reason they have binocs :D

and dont forget satalite surveilance!

Oh you'd be surprised :P

That reminded me... for some odd reason... I got a bra fitting the other day!! Who ever can guess the size they told me I was wins a cookie.

hrmmm...36c

and yes i realize i completley misspelled satelite

and yes i realize i completley misspelled satelite

:blink: you mean... I'm being watched???


AND NO.. you're wrong haha no cookie for you.

That reminded me... for some odd reason... I got a bra fitting the other day!! Who ever can guess the size they told me I was wins a cookie.

Well the Aussie measurements go on dress sizes and yours goes on inches I believe so I'd be a poor guess but those babies would have to be D cups?

38d?

Well the Aussie measurements go on dress sizes and yours goes on inches I believe so I'd be a poor guess but those babies would have to be D cups?

Oh yeah.. I measured some Aussie girls once... they were trying to explain it to me, I just get confused. Not like our sizes are any less confusing.

The number is the measurement of inches you are around just under your boobs.. so like around your back, and then you add 5 to that number. (Why you add 5 I have no idea I've been told some places add 3... I don't get how that all works out, but great).

Then you measure around the fullest part of your boobs. For every inch difference between your boob measurement and your back measurement, that's a cup size.

So I measure around 27+5= 32.
Then boobs around is a little bigger than 36.... the lady at the store I went to said I should be wearing a 32DD... which is all fun and great, but NO ONE makes cute bras that size... and Victoria's Secret definetly does not carry that size.

Anyways.. a 34D normally does the trick... the funny thing is that my boobs really aren't that big, it's just that I'm fairly skinny and since cup size relies on the difference I get to walk around saying I have double d's when my boobs on a bigger person would literally be 38 Bs.... Ok folks that was boobology 101.. any questions?

ummm yes...so..after all this explaining of your fine fine bust...can we see it?

Oh yeah.. I measured some Aussie girls once... they were trying to explain it to me, I just get confused. Not like our sizes are any less confusing.

The number is the measurement of inches you are around just under your boobs.. so like around your back, and then you add 5 to that number. (Why you add 5 I have no idea I've been told some places add 3... I don't get how that all works out, but great).

Then you measure around the fullest part of your boobs. For every inch difference between your boob measurement and your back measurement, that's a cup size.

So I measure around 27+5= 32.
Then boobs around is a little bigger than 36.... the lady at the store I went to said I should be wearing a 32DD... which is all fun and great, but NO ONE makes cute bras that size... and Victoria's Secret definetly does not carry that size.

Anyways.. a 34D normally does the trick... the funny thing is that my boobs really aren't that big, it's just that I'm fairly skinny and since cup size relies on the difference I get to walk around saying I have double d's when my boobs on a bigger person would literally be 38 Bs.... Ok folks that was boobology 101.. any questions?

Holy fuck I finally understand the whole cup size Vs measurement!!!

I always wondered why some girls said they had B cup breasts that looked quite full and some B's were barely there.

Thank you Baby for answering a time honoured question

yes...boobology is such a tricky subject...it requires alot of hands on instruction :D

Holy fuck I finally understand the whole cup size Vs measurement!!!

I always wondered why some girls said they had B cup breasts that looked quite full and some B's were barely there.

Thank you Baby for answering a time honoured question

Glad I could help!!

but as naz pointed out.. there's only one way to truely determine a size.. you gotta get your hands dirty!!

Glad I could help!!

but as naz pointed out.. there's only one way to truely determine a size.. you gotta get your hands dirty!!

Damn straight... I'd take you up on that offer any day off the week... and if u need a Saturday guy at work... I am your man!

lol...god its good to be close :D

Damn straight... I'd take you up on that offer any day off the week... and if u need a Saturday guy at work... I am your man!

Ok we'll assign you to all the old ladies. Is that cool??

ooo..now thats a burn :D

Ok we'll assign you to all the old ladies. Is that cool??

I take what I can get :blink:

I take what I can get :blink:

You gotta work your way up!!

You gotta work your way up!!

By the end of the week I'll be feeling.... ummm i mean measuring your breasts

lol in your dreams and fantasies only

Start feeling those old ladies up!!!

Start feeling those old ladies up!!!

One step ahead of you

scary dude..scary