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Figured it was high time I started my 411, if I'm gonna get abuse on this board may as well give it a focal point :)

I've been on RMM on and off for a couple of years, until recently only checking the front page every couple of months ot so but I found the message board and got hooked.

Not a lot to tell really, I work on an IT helpdesk even though most of the geeks that phone up know WAY more about computers than I do, I guess I'm just better at making stuff up and convincing people I know what I'm talking about :)

I've just started a band, been playing bass for about 5 years now and looking upto Billy Sheehan as one of my idols. We will be playing mostly metal and classic rock, anything from Pantera and Rage against the machine to Led Zepplin and Deep purple. Musically I tend to like anything that isnt in the top40 Rock, Metal, Rap, old school Hip Hop, Gabba Techno.....

Urm... running out of stuff to say now, have a very warped sense of humour that most people dont get, which just makes me laugh even harder. Oh and Family guy is better than the Simpsons!

Well I had planned to save my 500th post for somewhere special, but there have been so many awesome posts lately that I couldnt choose between all the lovely ladies threads here to post in.  So, I figured I would post here and thank all the gals who have been posting recently for the excellent pics they have been supplying.  :2thumbsup:  :cheers:  :thumbup:  :drinkup:

Congrats weird pee guy :thumbup:

Well I had planned to save my 500th post for somewhere special, but there have been so many awesome posts lately that I couldnt choose between all the lovely ladies threads here to post in.  So, I figured I would post here and thank all the gals who have been posting recently for the excellent pics they have been supplying.  :2thumbsup:  :cheers:  :thumbup:  :drinkup:

In your smattering of smilies you forgot your trademark :piss:

In your smattering of smilies you forgot your trademark  :piss:

LOL dont think ive ever used :piss: before, didnt want to add fuel to the fire :)

LOL dont think ive ever used  :piss: before, didnt want to add fuel to the fire :)

Dammit now look what ya made me do

wow. This thread was buried WAY back there.

So what are you going to be for halloween this year? do you have any ideas good enough to steal? :lol:

wow.  This thread was buried WAY back there.

So what are you going to be for halloween this year?  do you have any ideas good enough to steal? :lol:

Yeah I thought about bumping it but didnt have anything useful to say. I really dont know.

Well, I wanted to go as a Turtle, Brown leotard/ladies one piece swimmin costume, painted green arms legs and head and some coloured ribbons for armbands eyebands and stuff, wanted to do it this year but no where near in shap enough for that yet, maybe next year as long as my Gym plan goes ok and im in better shape anyway. So, I'm not sure for this year yet as was kinda planning for that, might do something really random like my ham sandwich costume from a few years back.

Yeah I thought about bumping it but didnt have anything useful to say. 

Thats never stopped thousands of others

Thats never stopped thousands of others

Yeah. I think I only have that one meaningful post from last year... and even then it was just a plagiarism of something I saw on TV.

True, I might start regular campains to get boobs into my 411, maybe something like if i dont get boobs in my thread every week ill start posting pics from bondis and gnappys 411 everywhere. Will keep my 411 near the top, keep a regular supply of boobs and relive the good ol days of 411 wrecking.

Yeah I thought about bumping it but didnt have anything useful to say.  I really dont know.

Well, I wanted to go as a Turtle, Brown leotard/ladies one piece swimmin costume, painted green arms legs and head and some coloured ribbons for armbands eyebands and stuff, wanted to do it this year but no where near in shap enough for that yet, maybe next year as long as my Gym plan goes ok and im in better shape anyway. So, I'm not sure for this year yet as was kinda planning for that, might do something really random like my ham sandwich costume from a few years back.

a ham sadwich haha.
the more banal, the better.

Thats never stopped thousands of others

wuzza wuzza

True, I might start regular campains to get boobs into my 411, maybe something like if i dont get boobs in my thread every week ill start posting pics from bondis and gnappys 411 everywhere.  Will keep my 411 near the top, keep a regular supply of boobs and relive the good ol days of 411 wrecking.

both the really good and really disturbing pics have all been taken down :(

Yeah.  I think I only have that one meaningful post from last year... and even then it was just a plagiarism of something I saw on TV.

Isn't everything here plagiarised?

True, I might start regular campains to get boobs into my 411, maybe something like if i dont get boobs in my thread every week ill start posting pics from bondis and gnappys 411 everywhere.  Will keep my 411 near the top, keep a regular supply of boobs and relive the good ol days of 411 wrecking.

Yeah but I have Mod Powers now! :P

Isn't everything here plagiarised?

Everything except for this post. :)

a ham sadwich haha.
the more banal, the better.

It was awesome, although had to explain what it was a lot

Isn't everything here plagiarised?
Yeah but I have Mod Powers now! :P

Danggit

It was awesome, although had to explain what it was a lot

Danggit

haha
thats even better than the time I dressed up as the state of Idaho.

Danggit

im always 2 steps ahead

haha
thats even better than the time I dressed up as the state of Idaho.

It was obvious you had no help from your parents

haha
thats even better than the time I dressed up as the state of Idaho.

You were a state? I thought you were a monster.

It was obvious you had no help from your parents

it's always something. First I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital to give birth to you. and now htis.

im always 2 steps ahead
It was obvious you had no help from your parents

You were a state? I thought you were a monster.
it's always something.  First I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital to give birth to you. and now htis.

I can't help it my mother has a gambling problem.

I can't help it my mother has a gambling problem.

I can finally look down my nose at her becauseh SHE has a gambling problem.

I can finally look down my nose at her becauseh SHE has a gambling problem.

despite the fact that you got caught stealing watches from sears?

despite the fact that you got caught stealing watches from sears?

yeah, well, that's nothing. Because SHE has a gambling problem.

You were a state? I thought you were a monster.
it's always something.  First I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital to give birth to you. and now htis.

Don't forget the time the bogeyman came to the house!

I can't help it my mother has a gambling problem.

I call him gamblor

Don't forget the time the bogeyman came to the house!
I call him gamblor

boogeyman or boogeymen...i'll get the gun!

boogeyman or boogeymen...i'll get the gun!

Lisa cried, then I cried... then Maggie laughed, she's such a little trooper!

I should probably warn people in case I post any rubbish. England just lost the rugby so im drunk dammnit I'll try my best to lurk but if i post rubish i apologies

Ok I'd like to start a campaign.

I go on holiday mid June and I'd like to really hit the gym hard and loose at least a stone before that, but to do that I need some inspiration. Would a few of the lovely ladies here be willing to post some pics in this here 411 if I manage it? I'd rather not post my weight due to the shame but can give +/- weekly updates along the way. I appreciate this is purely for my personal gain but I figured a little incentive would help me on my way.

So anyone up for the challenge?

Ok I'd like to start a campaign.

I go on holiday mid June and I'd like to really hit the gym hard and loose at least a stone before that, but to do that I need some inspiration.  Would a few of the lovely ladies here be willing to post some pics in this here 411 if I manage it?  I'd rather not post my weight due to the shame but can give +/- weekly updates along the way.  I appreciate this is purely for my personal gain but I figured a little incentive would help me on my way.

So anyone up for the challenge?

Oh and pics now to inspire me to start are also welcomed :)

Go Christ! C'mon girls, encourage him! :P