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WEll... I was feeling better... but now that you mention it...

-passes out- :letsfuck:

Oh, my goodness!! Someone call this woman a doctor!!!



oh, wait a minute. i get it.

I'll be right over with a special prescription just for you. :letsfuck:

Oh, my goodness!!  Someone call this woman a doctor!!!
oh, wait a minute.  i get it. 

I'll be right over with a special prescription just for you.  :letsfuck:

Uh-Oh... that's what Bondi said... then he showed up with some porno he and gnappy had made <_<

Uh-Oh... that's what Bondi said... then he showed up with some porno he and gnappy had made  <_<

BAM! :roflmao:

Uh-Oh... that's what Bondi said... then he showed up with some porno he and gnappy had made  <_<

Yeah, I'd figure as much. Bondi has really shitty health insurance.

Trust me, my prescription is much better. And I'm not bringing over a porno... you and I are going to make one. ;)

Uh-Oh... that's what Bondi said... then he showed up with some porno he and gnappy had made  <_<

To be fair it was called, 2 dicks, one chick! :thumbup:

To be fair it was called, 2 dicks, one chick! :thumbup:

so which one of you has two dicks and which is the chick? :unsure:

so which one of you has two dicks and which is the chick? :unsure:

Funnily I have one, there was a girl, and the other dick was a girl who happened to be named dick!

Funnily I have one, there was a girl, and the other dick was a girl who happened to be named dick!

Wow. a name like that for a girl would make for so many grade school jokes.

To name a few:

1) yeah, I was at the park playing with Dick all night.
2) Yeah, Marty kissed Dick for the first time the other day.
3) Hi, Mr. Head. Can Dick come out?

Okay. i'm bored now comding up with dick references.

Uh-Oh... that's what Bondi said... then he showed up with some porno he and gnappy had made  <_<

it was called, gnappy duz baby while bondi films it.

Wow.  a name like that for a girl would make for so many grade school jokes.

To name a few:

1) yeah, I was at the park playing with Dick all night.
2) Yeah, Marty kissed Dick for the first time the other day.
3) Hi, Mr. Head.  Can Dick come out?

Okay.  i'm bored now comding up with dick references.

i love dick's pussy :wacko:

it was called, gnappy duz baby while bondi films it.
i love dick's pussy :wacko:

A little punctuation can turn your sentence into:

"I love dicks, Pussy," Said Gnappy.


So is Pussy the guy then? :unsure:

A little punctuation can turn your sentence into:

"I love dicks, Pussy," Said Gnappy.
So is Pussy the guy then? :unsure:

No! money down!

No! money down!

Perfect! :roflmao:

Work on contingency?

What in the world is going on here!?

Gnappy loves dicks, Bondi is a pussy, and Bob is going to name is daughter Head???

What in the world is going on here!?

Gnappy loves dicks, Bondi is a pussy, and Bob is going to name is daughter Head???

i don't see what's so confusing... sounds just about like every other week around here to me.

Perfect! :roflmao:

Work on contingency?

:lol:, great punctuation reference

What in the world is going on here!?

Gnappy loves dicks, Bondi is a pussy, and Bob is going to name is daughter Head???

No Bondi loves pussy, Bob is going to give Gnappster head, who happens to name is dick, daughter

:lol:, great punctuation reference
No Bondi loves pussy, Bob is going to give Gnappster head, who happens to name is dick, daughter

Ok.. I'm glad we got that all sorted out. <_< :blink:

What in the world is going on here!?

Gnappy loves dicks, Bondi is a pussy, and Bob is going to name is daughter Head???

I was drunk :blink:

i don't see what's so confusing... sounds just about like every other week around here to me.

so true. Guess you haven't missed much in your sabbatical

No Bondi loves pussy, Bob is going to give Gnappster head, who happens to name is dick, daughter

Here's the head I'm giving gnappy so he can finish his robot:



and here's a pic of bondi's favorite pussy waiting for their nightly 69:

Ok.. I'm glad we got that all sorted out.  <_<  :blink:

Good thing. Even I was confused for a bit.

wtf?!
funniest string of posts ever :lol:







except the parts about me :mellow:

I was drunk :blink:
so true.  Guess you haven't missed much in your sabbatical
Here's the head I'm giving gnappy so he can finish his robot:



and here's a pic of bondi's favorite pussy waiting for their nightly 69:


Good thing.  Even I was confused for a bit.

Damn... ok that's one hot pussy, I'm a little jealous. And that sure looks like good head!! You have got to hook me up... I'm building a porn bot this winter.

Damn... ok that's one hot pussy, I'm a little jealous. And that sure looks like good head!! You have got to hook me up... I'm building a porn bot this winter.

What's great about that robot is that there a red target indicated with arrows. comes in handy when you're in the throes of passion.

What's great about that robot is that there a red target indicated with arrows.  comes in handy when you're in the throes of passion.

I'm sure Bondi could use it!! It'd help him out in those drunken wild sex nights he and Gnappy have.

I'm sure Bondi could use it!! It'd help him out in those drunken wild sex nights he and Gnappy have.

you seem to have a preoccupation with sex and me.
coincidentally, I have the same preoccupation wiht sex and you. :letsfuck:

I'm sure Bondi could use it!! It'd help him out in those drunken wild sex nights he and Gnappy have.

His cat is also thusly labled. :blink:

His cat is also thusly labled. :blink:

:o :roflmao:

Ok.. I'm glad we got that all sorted out.  <_<  :blink:

Wrapped up in a nice little package

I was drunk :blink:
so true.  Guess you haven't missed much in your sabbatical
Here's the head I'm giving gnappy so he can finish his robot:

Linguo?

wtf?!
funniest string of posts ever :lol:
except the parts about me :mellow:

in those cases it was funny AND true

Linguo?

None other than Linguo the party robot. Let's give it beer! :)

Wrapped up in a nice little package

But I heard a woman scream. :huh:

None other than Linguo the party robot.  Let's give it beer! :)
But I heard a woman scream. :huh:

Lingua the party robot??? Can it cook special brownies?

None other than Linguo the party robot.  Let's give it beer! :)

But I heard a woman scream. :huh:

Help... linguo!

Oh and I can answer that one.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lingua the party robot??? Can it cook special brownies?

Well, yeah. But if you grab for one, you run the risk of losing a thumb. :blink:

Help... linguo!

Oh and I can answer that one.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Well, I guess that explains everything.

Well, yeah.  But if you grab for one, you run the risk of losing a thumb. :blink:
Well, I guess that explains everything.

I'd better not then... I rather enjoy having thumbs.


So I'm going job hunting this next couple of weeks until I find something that pays more. I'm making enough to afford my gas as of right now which really isn't working for me. I've got a "skills assessment" at a bank for a teller position that I'll go to on Monday. I'm also going to try and get an interview at a call center to work the graveyard shift....

Ideally I want a job somewhere either having to do with my degree or working with animals that fits around my school schedule and still allows for a social life... but I'm really not finding much besides a job in a correctional facility working with inmates (Which is what I want to do eventually... but I just can't see a bunch of convicts having any respect for a 19 year old comming in and giving them counseling advice <_< ). My father wasn't too keen on the idea anyways..


... Do they hire strippers at prisons?? It mite be worth a shot at this point :lol: