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Hey all.

Bobaloo here. I don't know why I picked the name Bobaloo. I use it on a few boards. My name isn't Bob, it's not Ricky, or anything else that has to do with anything about what bobaloo could mean. It's just something that came to mind when I had to pick a name one day. So... for anyone who cares, you can call me Mike. But Bobaloo will do just fine.

I've been hanging around RMM for what seems like a year now and discovered the boards soon thereafter. I became a member in November just cuz I thought it would be a good idea and from there have been checking out the boards more regularly. I will say that BTS is the one responsible for initially getting me hooked on this place. Well, then one day John implemented the members only thread with a post limit and I freaked. I decided to get off my ass and start posting. It's not that I wanted to sit in the dark all that time until then. It's just that I get very busy at work and find it hard to dedicate board time and postings and all that goes with it. board whoring can be pretty consuming. I've been finding it pretty easy to keep up with the boards here, though, so it's not too bad.

From reading the boards so long, I feel like I already know lots of you and a little bit about your personalities. So if I post something that seems off the wall or inappropriate because you don't even know who the hell I am, that's probably the reason.

I really like the boards here. It's not like other places where people are looking for help with products or advice on stuff. People get really crabby really fast on those sites. It gets irritating. This place is so much more calm and fun. It's a treat to talk to all of you.

Wow, this is getting long.

Now here's some info about me...

I live in a western suburb of Chicago. I'm getting married in August. I am completely devoted and faithful to my fiancée, but she knows I am obsessed with women and their lovely bodies. I'm trying to get her to let me contribute to this site, but I don't think that's happening anytime soon. I don't mean to be a mooch around here, but I have no choice for now.

I work with my dad running an auto shop. Things are good. We're a pretty busy shop and we have lots of great, loyal customers.

I'm a little bit of everything. I can hang out with the nerds and the cool kids and the jocks and get along with all of them.

Well, that's just about it for now. i don't want to spill all my beans right away; otherwise, my thread will die right away. I'll keep anyone who cares up to date in future posts.

In closing, I would like to say that I am definitely a boob man, I love 'em big, little, hanging, proud, big nipples, little nipples... whatever, I love 'em. I also love stomachs and butts and legs and lips and eyes... Okay. you get the idea. Like a said before, I am obsessed with women... a healthy obsession, of course.

So please feel free, ladies, to grace my 411 with whatever part of your lovely bodies you think is appropriate... I'll love it all.

By the way... my opening of this thread represents my 100th post!!! yea for me!! I know some people will honor someone by giving them a milestone post, and in the future I probably will. But for now I feel like being a little selfish and honoring myself.

Thanks for reading this. :)

so WTF is with everyone fucking up my summer?  Why is it that every single fucking weekend is jam-packed solid with bullshit things to do.  to count, this summer I've gone to about 4 weddings with one to go, 3 baptisms, birthday parties, graduation parties, anniversary parties, divorce parties, and other boring shit like that.  By the way, I've been to ZERO bachelor parties this year  <_< 
Can't people spread this shit out throughout the entire fucking year?  I mean, my january and february are wide fucking open.  plan your lame ass shit for then. 

Okay. that's it.  I just had to get that off my chest.  I've got like three big important events to attend this weekend and it's stressing me out. 

The weekend of October 12-14 I've got nothing going on.  I can finally do something for me.  If anyone springs up some last-minute great ideas for plans, I will be writing to you all about for advice on how to get away with murder.

have a great day. :)

I didn't get invited to ONE wedding this summer. Something to with me and an open bar turns people off :unsure:

I didn't get invited to ONE wedding this summer. Something to with me and an open bar turns people off  :unsure:

Well, it was last summer, but I invited you to my wedding. And I did send you that Christmas card that you got in like March or whenever. :lol:

But, yeah, I would say that an open bar can be a very dangerous situation when you're involved. and even more dangerous if Bondi and young children are involved.

so WTF is with everyone fucking up my summer?  Why is it that every single fucking weekend is jam-packed solid with bullshit things to do.  to count, this summer I've gone to about 4 weddings with one to go, 3 baptisms, birthday parties, graduation parties, anniversary parties, divorce parties, and other boring shit like that.  By the way, I've been to ZERO bachelor parties this year  <_< 
Can't people spread this shit out throughout the entire fucking year?  I mean, my january and february are wide fucking open.  plan your lame ass shit for then. 

Okay. that's it.  I just had to get that off my chest.  I've got like three big important events to attend this weekend and it's stressing me out. 

The weekend of October 12-14 I've got nothing going on.  I can finally do something for me.  If anyone springs up some last-minute great ideas for plans, I will be writing to you all about for advice on how to get away with murder.

have a great day. :)

I know what u mean... all winter my calendar is wide open but as soon as spring hits I have a function every fucking weekend right through to the end of the year!

p.s Im going to a killer Bach party in 3 weeks :cheers:

I know what u mean... all winter my calendar is wide open but as soon as spring hits I have a function every fucking weekend right through to the end of the year!

p.s Im going to a killer Bach party in 3 weeks :cheers:

Killer beach party you say?



oh, nevermind. airfare is like $1400. I'm sure I can search for a better deal and only pay, like, 1200 :rolleyes:

hey Bob you a cubs fan ? I got some playoff tickets I need to peddle ...

hey Bob  you a  cubs fan  ?     I got some playoff tickets I need to peddle  ...

I'm not much of a baseball fan, to be honest. But I do enjoy going to games... much more so than watching on TV or reading about the results in teh paper. In any case, I'm also not a huge fan of paying lots of money for tickets to a baseball; however, I do know some die-hard Cubs fans who might be. So... How many, where, and how much? I'll spread teh word and get back to you. PM me if you want to keep it private.

I'm not much of a baseball fan, to be honest.  But I do enjoy going to games... much more so than watching on TV or reading about the results in teh paper.  In any case, I'm also not a huge fan of paying lots of money for tickets to a baseball; however, I do know some die-hard Cubs fans who might be.  So... How many, where, and how much? I'll spread teh word and get back to you.  PM me if you want to keep it private.

SO maybe by some miracle the Rockies will win today and play the Cubs in the playoffs and I will get tickets to a game in Chicago for some reason and Bobaloo and I can catch a game.

Sound like a plan?

SO maybe by some miracle the Rockies will win today and play the Cubs in the playoffs and I will get tickets to a game in Chicago for some reason and Bobaloo and I can catch a game.

Sound like a plan?

and maybe 3d will join you guys as well.

SO maybe by some miracle the Rockies will win today and play the Cubs in the playoffs and I will get tickets to a game in Chicago for some reason and Bobaloo and I can catch a game.

Sound like a plan?

:D Hell yeah. Hell, I'll buy tickets right now!

and maybe 3d will join you guys as well.

Um, sure. he can pay for the limo and talk to the driver while Baby and I utilize the roomy interior

:D  Hell yeah.  Hell, I'll buy tickets right now!
Um, sure.  he can pay for the limo and talk to the driver while Baby and I utilize the roomy interior

Umm.. I think 3D said he was busy with farming? Maybe... hopefully.

Umm.. I think 3D said he was busy with farming? Maybe... hopefully.

yeah. Halloween is coming so he's busy harvesting girlfriends -- I mean, pumpkins

yeah.  Halloween is coming so he's busy harvesting girlfriends -- I mean, pumpkins

Isn't that what 3d does EVERY fall. pumpkin :lol:

Isn't that what 3d does EVERY fall.  pumpkin  :lol:

Took me a minute, then I was like :roflmao:

Too fucking funny!!!

Took me a minute, then I was like :roflmao:

Too fucking funny!!!

he sets em up, I spikes em!

he sets em up, I spikes em!

We're such a good team.


here's to providing thousands upon thousands of posts for everyone's entertainment.





(actual number of people entertained varies... but it's usually about 4)

Killer beach party you say?
oh, nevermind.  airfare is like $1400.  I'm sure I can search for a better deal and only pay, like, 1200 :rolleyes:

No BACH as in Bachelor party, or as we call them here Bucks Party!

Actual details have been kept behind closed doors for now but rumours abound of 6 nude waitresses who allow you to do body shots, jelly wrestling and more than one Lesbian Toy Show :o

No BACH as in Bachelor party, or as we call them here Bucks Party!

Actual details have been kept behind closed doors for now but rumours abound of 6 nude waitresses who allow you to do body shots, jelly wrestling and more than one Lesbian Toy Show :o

oh, I get it. we've all been reading each others' typos for so long, that I just assumed you meant beach. :lol:

In any case, now that you've cleared that up, I think $1400 is a fine price to pay for airfare there. :thumbup:

yeah.  Halloween is coming so he's busy harvesting girlfriends -- I mean, pumpkins

The rockies made it to the playoffs!!! Did anyone get to see the game?? I'm going to the game on Sunday if there isn't a 3 game sweep. Maybe we'll get to play the Cubs after all :P

oh, I get it.  we've all been reading each others' typos for so long, that I just assumed you meant beach. :lol:

In any case, now that you've cleared that up, I think $1400 is a fine price to pay for airfare there.  :thumbup:

It's a small price to pay from what I hear... did I mention open bar too?

The rockies made it to the playoffs!!! Did anyone get to see the game?? I'm going to the game on Sunday if there isn't a 3 game sweep. Maybe we'll get to play the Cubs after all :P

I'm going to stubhub.com now to check for tickets so you and I can catch a game together. ;)

It's a small price to pay from what I hear... did I mention open bar too?

Ooh, open bar, you say? That bumps up the value to the point of being able to justify paying for a first-class ticket.

Ooh, open bar, you say?  That bumps up the value to the point of being able to justify paying for a first-class ticket.

Why not grab two so you don't have to sit next to some annoying twat

Why not grab two so you don't have to sit next to some annoying twat

Oh, that's okay. I'm a single-serving friend.

Oh, that's okay.  I'm a single-serving friend.

How's that working out for you?

How's that working out for you?

What's that?

How's that working out for you?

Thats clever

What's that?

Being celever

I'm going to stubhub.com now to check for tickets so you and I can catch a game together.  ;)
Ooh, open bar, you say?  That bumps up the value to the point of being able to justify paying for a first-class ticket.

Haha ... the Rockies swept the Phillies, and the Cubs got swept... looks like we won't be playing each other.

Darn.. and I had tickets to the Rockies game tomorrow if it went to a game 4. .. too bad tickets for next round are selling for 33646 dollars.

I dont love you but you sure do deserve a hello :P

hey bob, you sexy fucker!

how is that for a completely random post? :kisses:

hey bob, you sexy fucker! 

how is that for a completely random post?  :kisses:

random AND untrue :P

random AND untrue :P

LOL! damn, i missed you Bondi!
But, 3D told me he was hot as hell :gay: was he misleading me???