Outline · Standard · [ Linear+ ] Bobaloo, Lucy, I'm ho-ome

Hey all.

Bobaloo here. I don't know why I picked the name Bobaloo. I use it on a few boards. My name isn't Bob, it's not Ricky, or anything else that has to do with anything about what bobaloo could mean. It's just something that came to mind when I had to pick a name one day. So... for anyone who cares, you can call me Mike. But Bobaloo will do just fine.

I've been hanging around RMM for what seems like a year now and discovered the boards soon thereafter. I became a member in November just cuz I thought it would be a good idea and from there have been checking out the boards more regularly. I will say that BTS is the one responsible for initially getting me hooked on this place. Well, then one day John implemented the members only thread with a post limit and I freaked. I decided to get off my ass and start posting. It's not that I wanted to sit in the dark all that time until then. It's just that I get very busy at work and find it hard to dedicate board time and postings and all that goes with it. board whoring can be pretty consuming. I've been finding it pretty easy to keep up with the boards here, though, so it's not too bad.

From reading the boards so long, I feel like I already know lots of you and a little bit about your personalities. So if I post something that seems off the wall or inappropriate because you don't even know who the hell I am, that's probably the reason.

I really like the boards here. It's not like other places where people are looking for help with products or advice on stuff. People get really crabby really fast on those sites. It gets irritating. This place is so much more calm and fun. It's a treat to talk to all of you.

Wow, this is getting long.

Now here's some info about me...

I live in a western suburb of Chicago. I'm getting married in August. I am completely devoted and faithful to my fiancée, but she knows I am obsessed with women and their lovely bodies. I'm trying to get her to let me contribute to this site, but I don't think that's happening anytime soon. I don't mean to be a mooch around here, but I have no choice for now.

I work with my dad running an auto shop. Things are good. We're a pretty busy shop and we have lots of great, loyal customers.

I'm a little bit of everything. I can hang out with the nerds and the cool kids and the jocks and get along with all of them.

Well, that's just about it for now. i don't want to spill all my beans right away; otherwise, my thread will die right away. I'll keep anyone who cares up to date in future posts.

In closing, I would like to say that I am definitely a boob man, I love 'em big, little, hanging, proud, big nipples, little nipples... whatever, I love 'em. I also love stomachs and butts and legs and lips and eyes... Okay. you get the idea. Like a said before, I am obsessed with women... a healthy obsession, of course.

So please feel free, ladies, to grace my 411 with whatever part of your lovely bodies you think is appropriate... I'll love it all.

By the way... my opening of this thread represents my 100th post!!! yea for me!! I know some people will honor someone by giving them a milestone post, and in the future I probably will. But for now I feel like being a little selfish and honoring myself.

Thanks for reading this. :)

Who's this Arj Barker guy!?

You've never heard of him? He is an American comic... google him

You've never heard of him? He is an American comic... google him

On it!!

:silvio:

On it!!

:silvio:

Youtube him... He is a funny mofo

Which one of you has a quote about apathy on your facebook?? I'm too lazy to look :P

I have it as my political view.

:lol:

too lazy to respond to that... emoticons will work nicely from here on out.

paging evade!

Evade gets that message every second post

HEY-OH!

I mean :roflmao:

Reminds me of an Arj Barker bit where he talks using text smilies.

"Hi, how are you semi colen close bracket"

that's awesome :lol:

You've never heard of him? He is an American comic... google him

here's comes that apathetic thing again.

I have it as my political view.

HEY-OH!
I mean  :roflmao:

Amazingly so do I



:thumbup:

Which one of you has a quote about apathy on your facebook?? I'm too lazy to look :P

Wow. Someone actually read my profile? :blink:

Bob has it, but maybe you should steal it! :P

Two People???? :blink:

ok we've gone too far :P

Yeah. I mean, i've got evade all over my thread now. I think I'm stepping in it.

Wow.  Someone actually read my profile? :blink:
Two People???? :blink:

To be fair I had my assistant read it to me

To be fair I had my assistant read it to me

Did you get the message about your cube? I think it's about time you move it.

Weird, gnappy. The front page of the boards says you're not here, but your boobs are shaking indicating that you are. So which is it?

Did you get the message about your cube?  I think it's about time you move it.

:lol: well played!

Weird, gnappy.  The front page of the boards says you're not here, but your boobs are shaking indicating that you are.  So which is it?

How very odd

:lol: well played!

Thanks. I've been back-burnering a cube comment for a while now. It finally fit somewhere.

How very odd

that's what I thought. Even more odd is that I swear I posted that in Gnappy's thread. :unsure:

Weird, gnappy.  The front page of the boards says you're not here, but your boobs are shaking indicating that you are.  So which is it?

No idea.
Better ask these guys
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Thanks.  I've been back-burnering a cube comment for a while now.  It finally fit somewhere.
that's what I thought.  Even more odd is that I swear I posted that in Gnappy's thread.  :unsure:

I back burner a lot of comments. Sadly, when an chrisitunity comes to use it, I usually have forgotten it and am instead mentally undressing the female members here.

I back burner a lot of comments. Sadly, when an chrisitunity comes to use it, I usually have forgotten it and am instead mentally undressing the female members here.

I had never thought of back burning comments... but I will.... now!

I had never thought of back burning comments... but I will.... now!

Oh, it's a grand idea. It makes one appear witty and clever when they really are just calcuating rip-off artists.

Oh, it's a grand idea.  It makes one appear witty and clever when they really are just calcuating rip-off artists.

Ohhhh good idea boss!

Ohhhh good idea boss!

it was like that when I got here.

it was like that when I got here.

Now let me teach you how to shave

Now let me teach you how to shave

Don't worry. The blood will hold the tissue onto your face.

Don't worry.  The blood will hold the tissue onto your face.

And now for some aftershave!

And now for some aftershave!

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.... you son of a --

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.... you son of a --

And that;s how we shave!

WTF is going on in here... i refuse to read up but im sure it has something to do with Bondi shaving bobs balls..... Wouldn't be surprised if bandit is someone in that frey of postings!.. Parting the thread now!.. Washing hands immediately after leaving!

WTF is going on in here... i refuse to read up but im sure it has something to do with Bondi shaving bobs balls..... Wouldn't be surprised if bandit is someone in that frey of postings!.. Parting the thread now!.. Washing hands immediately after leaving!

I would have to agree Puppet , theres some scary shit above ..

WTF is going on in here... i refuse to read up but im sure it has something to do with Bondi shaving bobs balls..... Wouldn't be surprised if bandit is someone in that frey of postings!.. Parting the thread now!.. Washing hands immediately after leaving!

Jealous?

WTF is going on in here... i refuse to read up but im sure it has something to do with Bondi shaving bobs balls..... Wouldn't be surprised if bandit is someone in that frey of postings!.. Parting the thread now!.. Washing hands immediately after leaving!

Dude, you're way off.















he was shaving my anus :blink:

Dude, you're way off.
he was shaving my anus :blink:

:puke:

Dude, you're way off.
he was shaving my anus :blink:

NOW it all makes sense .. :lol:

:puke:

Bondi PM'd me picks... he said he loved it.

Bondi PM'd me picks... he said he loved it.

HE loved it :blink:

so WTF is with everyone fucking up my summer? Why is it that every single fucking weekend is jam-packed solid with bullshit things to do. to count, this summer I've gone to about 4 weddings with one to go, 3 baptisms, birthday parties, graduation parties, anniversary parties, divorce parties, and other boring shit like that. By the way, I've been to ZERO bachelor parties this year <_<
Can't people spread this shit out throughout the entire fucking year? I mean, my january and february are wide fucking open. plan your lame ass shit for then.

Okay. that's it. I just had to get that off my chest. I've got like three big important events to attend this weekend and it's stressing me out.

The weekend of October 12-14 I've got nothing going on. I can finally do something for me. If anyone springs up some last-minute great ideas for plans, I will be writing to you all about for advice on how to get away with murder.

have a great day. :)