Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Bondiguy, Man from Down Under

And they are not picky either.  I am a match maker!!!

Will u be in the bunch?

Will u be in the bunch?

Absolutely!!! the first toothless girl will be me

Absolutely!!! the first toothless girl will be me

Alright B)

I have a friend that says toothless would be great because there's more gliding and less risk of biting... he is a sick individual :P

Alright B)

I have a friend that says toothless would be great because there's more gliding and less risk of biting... he is a sick individual :P

Your friend is a realist. Better start listening to him

Your friend is a realist.  Better start listening to him

No my friend has the motto of, "any hole is a goal"

No my friend has the motto of, "any hole is a goal"

Still very realistic I would say

Still very realistic I would say

He is a dirtier individual than I

He is a dirtier individual than I

WOW he must be bad ...

Insane = getting smashed at work...    

I wish I worked where you did.  I won't have to pay for alchi or sex  :P

I am well.  Just getting back from a sales meeting in Chicago. 
It was good- learned a lot of new stuff though this is where I learn A LOT more...  Be my teacher Bondi....  What am I learning tonight?

:o You were in Chicago and didn't call me. I could have shown you around town.

And by "shown you around town," I mean I could have taken you to a hotel where we could have wild passionate sex all week long

:o  You were in Chicago and didn't call me.  I could have shown you around town.

And by "shown you around town," I mean I could have taken you to a hotel where we could have wild passionate sex all week long

bob you know you would have only disapointed her ... :P

bob you know you would have only disapointed her ...   :P

Likely no. But in any case I would not have disappointed myself, which goes along fine with my selfish personality.

Likely no.  But in any case I would not have disappointment myself, which goes along fine with my selfish personality.

well she knows No means yes so its all good from your post .

well she knows   No means yes  so its all good from your post  .

I'm confused. But what'd I expect?

I'm confused.  But what'd I expect?

you expected not to disappoint her , and your confusion came from thinking you Likely No , meaning you felt you wouldnt , and I said No means YES so you would indeed disapoint her ..I think thats what that ment anyway .. :cheers:

you expected not to  disappoint her ,   and your confusion came from thinking you Likely No , meaning you felt you wouldnt ,  and I said No means YES   so you would indeed  disapoint her   ..I think thats what that ment anyway  .. :cheers:

Um, okay. I think I'm going to read Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity. that'd be easier to understand than any post of yours made up of five or more words.

Um, okay.  I think I'm going to read Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity.  that'd be easier to understand than any post of yours made up of five or more words.

Remember, you can't spell "Dumbfounded" without 3d's.

Remember, you can't spell "Dumbfounded" without 3d's.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

That was fucking hilarious.

I can't believe closeup came up with something so damn funny. who'd you steal that from?


holy shit. I'm still laughing at that one. :thumbup:

Remember, you can't spell "Dumbfounded" without 3d's.

Best Burn Ever :thumbup:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

That was fucking hilarious. 

I can't believe closeup came up with something so damn funny.  who'd you steal that from?
holy shit.  I'm still laughing at that one.  :thumbup:

Best Burn Ever :thumbup:

I would have ot say it really wasnt that funny . but if you guys think so , (cough , cough , L o l )

I would have ot say  it really wasnt that funny  . but if you guys think so , (cough , cough ,  L   o     l    )

I think it was fucking hilarious :lol:

I think it was fucking hilarious :lol:

but who really asked you ? lol

I would have ot say  it really wasnt that funny  . but if you guys think so , (cough , cough ,  L   o     l    )

I think it was hilarious. Nothing wrong with laughing at a joke about yourself. I have no problem laughing at jokes about me when they're funny. And trust me, when you're me, your friends have LOTS of material with which to make jokes.

I think it was fucking hilarious :lol:

ditto!

but who really asked you  ?  lol

1) I didn't know you needed prompting to post an opinion on this board... especially this board
2) Who cares?
3) Don't be so sensative.

I think it was hilarious.  Nothing wrong with laughing at a joke about yourself.   I have no problem laughing at jokes about me when they're funny.  And trust me, when you're me, your friends have LOTS of material with which to make jokes.
ditto!
1) I didn't know you needed prompting to post an opinion on this board... especially this board
2) Who cares?
3) Don't be so sensative.

1 yes you do
2. nobody thats for damn sure
3. Im not, I just got this really bad rash between my toes ..

1 yes you do 
2. nobody thats for damn sure 
3. Im not,  I just got this really bad rash between my toes  ..

I think you're taking your foot fetish a bit to far :blink:

I think you're taking your foot fetish a bit to far :blink:

it itches really bad .

it itches  really bad  .

That'll teach ya to keep dirty penises away from your feet

That'll teach ya to keep dirty penises away from your feet

well if I had washed it you would have wanted to swallow it so I left it dirty .. :)

:o  You were in Chicago and didn't call me.  I could have shown you around town.

And by "shown you around town," I mean I could have taken you to a hotel where we could have wild passionate sex all week long

Didn't realize you lived there.

Was the hotel going to be an expensive one? With heart shaped chocolates and an expensive bottle of wine.

Bunni so were did you visit in CHicago ?

Didn't realize you lived there. 

Was the hotel going to be an expensive one? With heart shaped chocolates and an expensive bottle of wine.

You bet your sweet little ass, it was. At least, if you would have wanted it to. I'll just keep it in mind for next time you're out this way.