Outline · Standard · [ Linear+ ] Bobaloo, Lucy, I'm ho-ome

Hey all.

Bobaloo here. I don't know why I picked the name Bobaloo. I use it on a few boards. My name isn't Bob, it's not Ricky, or anything else that has to do with anything about what bobaloo could mean. It's just something that came to mind when I had to pick a name one day. So... for anyone who cares, you can call me Mike. But Bobaloo will do just fine.

I've been hanging around RMM for what seems like a year now and discovered the boards soon thereafter. I became a member in November just cuz I thought it would be a good idea and from there have been checking out the boards more regularly. I will say that BTS is the one responsible for initially getting me hooked on this place. Well, then one day John implemented the members only thread with a post limit and I freaked. I decided to get off my ass and start posting. It's not that I wanted to sit in the dark all that time until then. It's just that I get very busy at work and find it hard to dedicate board time and postings and all that goes with it. board whoring can be pretty consuming. I've been finding it pretty easy to keep up with the boards here, though, so it's not too bad.

From reading the boards so long, I feel like I already know lots of you and a little bit about your personalities. So if I post something that seems off the wall or inappropriate because you don't even know who the hell I am, that's probably the reason.

I really like the boards here. It's not like other places where people are looking for help with products or advice on stuff. People get really crabby really fast on those sites. It gets irritating. This place is so much more calm and fun. It's a treat to talk to all of you.

Wow, this is getting long.

Now here's some info about me...

I live in a western suburb of Chicago. I'm getting married in August. I am completely devoted and faithful to my fiancée, but she knows I am obsessed with women and their lovely bodies. I'm trying to get her to let me contribute to this site, but I don't think that's happening anytime soon. I don't mean to be a mooch around here, but I have no choice for now.

I work with my dad running an auto shop. Things are good. We're a pretty busy shop and we have lots of great, loyal customers.

I'm a little bit of everything. I can hang out with the nerds and the cool kids and the jocks and get along with all of them.

Well, that's just about it for now. i don't want to spill all my beans right away; otherwise, my thread will die right away. I'll keep anyone who cares up to date in future posts.

In closing, I would like to say that I am definitely a boob man, I love 'em big, little, hanging, proud, big nipples, little nipples... whatever, I love 'em. I also love stomachs and butts and legs and lips and eyes... Okay. you get the idea. Like a said before, I am obsessed with women... a healthy obsession, of course.

So please feel free, ladies, to grace my 411 with whatever part of your lovely bodies you think is appropriate... I'll love it all.

By the way... my opening of this thread represents my 100th post!!! yea for me!! I know some people will honor someone by giving them a milestone post, and in the future I probably will. But for now I feel like being a little selfish and honoring myself.

Thanks for reading this. :)

I don't know you very well,

thats not a bad thing in bobs case :)

thats not a bad thing in bobs case  :)

Well... the more I know about good ol' bob the more I like him!

Well... the more I know about good ol' bob the more I like him!

alot of "challenged people " say that ... LOL :P

I don't know you very well, but you are freakin' hilarious, and I love reading your posts, so I am gonna say I missed you and Happy Anniversary!

:shuwks:
Well, thanks. I don't think I've ever been paid a compliment such as that, especially from someone as fine as yourself.

and now to defer the immense pressure I feel to come up with something hilarious as I reply, please allow me to copy and paste the joke of the day that was emailed to me this morning. While not hilarious, it is chuckle-worthy.

"Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off??


He's all right now." :lol:

:kisses:

Well... the more I know about good ol' bob the more I like him!

Thanks baby. ;)


I'll give you the $5 I owe you for saying that when I see you tonight. :thumbup:

Well... the more I know about good ol' bob the more I like him!

alot of "challenged people " say that  ... LOL  :P

I can't think of a single way that baby is challenged... at least in personality and looks. Although, I suppose it would be a challenge for her to deter the hoards of men who are sure to be vying for her attention on a daily basis.

I can't think of a single way that baby is challenged... at least in personality and looks.  Although, I suppose it would be a challenge for her to deter the hoards of men who are sure to be vying for her attention on a daily basis.

I ment it as a compliment , Uh yeah that is what i ment ... :P

:shuwks:
Well, thanks.  I don't think I've ever been paid a compliment such as that, especially from someone as fine as yourself.

and now to defer the immense pressure I feel to come up with something hilarious as I reply, please allow me to copy and paste the joke of the day that was emailed to me this morning.  While not hilarious, it is chuckle-worthy. 

"Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off??
He's all right now." :lol:

:kisses:

that joke sucked ..sorry bob .. :puke:

that joke sucked  ..sorry bob  ..  :puke:

I never said it was a great joke, but I don't think it deserved a puke smiley.


I bet there will come a time in the near future where you're reaching for a joke adn you'll pull that one out of the air. It's a good quick, clean joke that will not crack up but is sure to amuse.

I never said it was a great joke, but I don't think it deserved a puke smiley.
I bet there will come a time in the near future where you're reaching for a joke adn you'll pull that one out of the air.  It's a good quick, clean joke that will not crack up but is sure to amuse.

Im thinkin your mistaken . :2thumbsup:

Im thinkin your mistaken .  :2thumbsup:

There ya go thinkin' again. that most undoubtedly is the problem. :rolleyes:

Happy Birthday, Dude!

:cheers: Have a beer on me!




















Oh, shit, I'm out of money.... We;ll have a beer anyway! :unsure: :roflmao:

Happy Birthday, Dude!

:cheers: Have a beer on me!
Oh, shit, I'm out of money.... We;ll have a beer anyway!  :unsure:  :roflmao:

All you ladies better be sending Bob... the sexiest pic you have because he deserves it! :ph34r: :roflmao:

Happy Birthday, Dude!

:cheers: Have a beer on me!
Oh, shit, I'm out of money.... We;ll have a beer anyway!  :unsure:  :roflmao:

as reluctant as I am to correct the situation and perhaps deter delicious bday pics from the sexy ladies of RMM AND while I appreciate the sentiment, brother, it is not quite my birthday. You have mixed up little ol' bobaloo with a user named bababoo, likely a Howard Stern fan. My birthday is in March, for future reference.

All you ladies better be sending Bob... the sexiest pic you have because he deserves it!  :ph34r:  :roflmao:

Please note, ladies, it is still quite all right to be posting sexy pics in my thread, because, well, um, I deserve it. :unsure:

as reluctant as I am to correct the situation and perhaps deter delicious bday pics from the sexy ladies of RMM AND while I appreciate the sentiment, brother, it is not quite my birthday.  You have mixed up little ol' bobaloo with a user named bababoo, likely a Howard Stern fan.  My birthday is in March, for future reference. 

Please note, ladies, it is still quite all right to be posting sexy pics in my thread, because, well, um, I deserve it. :unsure:

:bang: :bang: :bang:

Ladies please post pics....it will please everyone and make me feel like less of an ass..... :bang: :bang:

:bang:  :bang:  :bang:

Ladies please post pics....it will please everyone and make me feel like less of an ass..... :bang:  :bang:

I'll help you out Evade, I don't think your an ass :haha: Happy non birthday Bobaloo! :drinkup:

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I'll help you out Evade, I don't think your an ass :haha: Happy non birthday Bobaloo!  :drinkup:

Thanks Aimee, lovely melons and great hair....and oh what lovely lips you have. :kisses: :kisses: :kisses:

Thanks Aimee,  lovely melons and great hair....and oh what lovely lips you have.   :kisses:  :kisses:  :kisses:

Anytime, but when you mentioned the lips I had to go back to make sure I posted the right pic. I don't want Bondi to give me another spanking :spankin:

Anytime, but when you mentioned the lips I had to go back to make sure I posted the right pic. I don't want Bondi to give me another spanking :spankin:

I was talking about the ones under your nose..... :kisses:





No not that far down! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I was talking about the ones under your nose..... :kisses:
No not that far down!  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

:shuwks:

:shuwks:
Well, thanks.  I don't think I've ever been paid a compliment such as that, especially from someone as fine as yourself.

and now to defer the immense pressure I feel to come up with something hilarious as I reply, please allow me to copy and paste the joke of the day that was emailed to me this morning.  While not hilarious, it is chuckle-worthy. 

"Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off??
He's all right now." :lol:

:kisses:

And here's my good friend Paul Shaffer and the CBS orchestra..........

:bang:  :bang:  :bang:

Ladies please post pics....it will please everyone and make me feel like less of an ass..... :bang:  :bang:

Evade only feels like an ass because he sent photos to Bobaloo of him in his birthday suit. :blink:





























I kid, I kid! :kisses: (I got the pictures!! Not bob!! :2thumbsup: )

I'll help you out Evade, I don't think your an ass :haha: Happy non birthday Bobaloo!  :drinkup:

Lookin' good, aimee, lookin' good. I can't wait to see what you'll put up on my non-non birthday. ;)

Evade only feels like an ass because he sent photos to Bobaloo of him in his birthday suit.  :blink:
I kid, I kid!  :kisses: (I got the pictures!! Not bob!!  :2thumbsup: )

oh, no, I got the pics too. :blink:

and, by the way, Evade, I think your birthday suit needs some ironing. :lol:

Lookin' good, aimee, lookin' good.  I can't wait to see what you'll put up on my non-non birthday. ;)

Thanks, Bob, I'll work on a nice spread for your real B-day :flashboobs:

oh, no, I got the pics too. :blink:

and, by the way, Evade, I think your birthday suit needs some ironing. :lol:

Ouch!!!! :P

Thanks, Bob, I'll work on a nice spread for your real B-day :flashboobs:

mmmmmmmmmmmm. Can't wait. :kisses:

Ouch!!!!   :P

truth hurts, but not nearly as much as the ironing will. :blink:

truth hurts, but not nearly as much as the ironly will.  :blink:

WTF is ironly ? :crazydude: and you guys give me shit ... :cheers: :roflmao:

WTF  is ironly ? :crazydude:  and you guys give me shit  ...  :cheers:  :roflmao:

It's a derivative of the word irony.

And your finding a spelling error is an example of irony.

Too bad Alanis doesn't check out this site... she may have sung a song that made a little more sense.

It's a derivative of the word irony.

And your finding a spelling error is an example of irony.

Too bad Alanis doesn't check out this site... she may have sung a song that made a little more sense.

I think you spen to much time in the sun . :crazydude:

I think you spen to much time in the sun  .  :crazydude:

as evidenced by my motorcyclist tan