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bondiguy	Jul 1 2007, 06:25 PM Post #2041
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 2 2007, 09:14 AM) ok, so i am on page 30 of 68...i feel like i am cramming for bondi finals If you pass.. you actually get a night with bondi I dont know where the poems are... i can barely remember what I did this morning and it's only 8:30am -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

misschickie	Jul 1 2007, 06:37 PM Post #2042
MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP Group: Moderator Posts: 2,734 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Vancouver, British Columbia Member No.: 21,236	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 1 2007, 03:25 PM) If you pass.. you actually get a night with bondi I dont know where the poems are... i can barely remember what I did this morning and it's only 8:30am sweet...pgs 31-68 it is, then... don't worry your pretty little head...i'll look for them -------------------- the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when. do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win

bondiguy	Jul 2 2007, 01:13 AM Post #2043
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 2 2007, 09:37 AM) sweet...pgs 31-68 it is, then... don't worry your pretty little head...i'll look for them happy reading... also, its up to page 69 now (how apt) so you better start reading! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

misschickie	Jul 2 2007, 07:34 PM Post #2044
MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP Group: Moderator Posts: 2,734 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Vancouver, British Columbia Member No.: 21,236	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 1 2007, 10:13 PM) happy reading... also, its up to page 69 now (how apt) so you better start reading! Well, bond-eye...i was totally pronouncing you wrong. It was in my head that I was mispronouncing it, but I am sure you felt something amiss in the way I was speaking to you, and for that I apologize. Update: I found 3 from pages 31-40...including a completely lovely one on page 32. You know what would be swell??? A page "jump to". Meanwhile...this made me spit beer onto my keyboard today... "In other news, it was so hot in Sydney today, I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market" -------------------- the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when. do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win

bondiguy	Jul 3 2007, 12:15 AM Post #2045
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 3 2007, 10:34 AM) Well, bond-eye...i was totally pronouncing you wrong. It was in my head that I was mispronouncing it, but I am sure you felt something amiss in the way I was speaking to you, and for that I apologize. Update: I found 3 from pages 31-40...including a completely lovely one on page 32. You know what would be swell??? A page "jump to". Meanwhile...this made me spit beer onto my keyboard today... "In other news, it was so hot in Sydney today, I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market" Haha that line is killer... I don't even remember saying it but it's pretty funny. I have heaps of those types of jokes. The, "I'm so **** it's like.... etc" It was so hot in Sydney today I was sweating like a pedophile at a Wiggles concert! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

bondiguy	Jul 3 2007, 12:28 AM Post #2046
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	ONE WAY Sometimes I am ugly Sometimes I am hot Sometimes I’m poetic Sometimes I am not Sometimes I will lead Sometimes I will follow Sometimes I am nice Sometimes it is hollow. Sometimes I will flutter Sometimes I will soar Sometimes I’m electric Sometimes I’m a bore Sometimes I’m ambivalent Although I’m not sure. -bondi -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

misschickie	Jul 3 2007, 02:01 AM Post #2047
MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP Group: Moderator Posts: 2,734 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Vancouver, British Columbia Member No.: 21,236	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 2 2007, 09:15 PM) Haha that line is killer... I don't even remember saying it but it's pretty funny. I have heaps of those types of jokes. The, "I'm so ** it's like.... etc" It was so hot in Sydney today I was sweating like a pedophile at a Wiggles concert! wiggles concert...creepy...but why am I laughing so hard? this is the one that struck me... SURROUNDED I am the cheese in a room full of rats I am the rat in a cupboard full of cats, I am the vase that’s right on the edge I am alive but everyone’s dead. I am the plankton riding a wave I am rock’n’roll but the world is a rave, I am the voice but you are all deaf I’m on the right but you have all left. I am the flower that you want to kill I was once alive but you never will, I am alone with you in the crowd I whisper it softly that people allowed. I am a kiss surrounded by hate I am the hook all covered in bait, I play by the rules when nothing is fair I am in love so I don’t really care. -bondi -------------------- the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when. do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win**

bondiguy	Jul 3 2007, 02:59 AM Post #2048
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 3 2007, 05:01 PM) wiggles concert...creepy...but why am I laughing so hard? this is the one that struck me... SURROUNDED I am the cheese in a room full of rats I am the rat in a cupboard full of cats, I am the vase that’s right on the edge I am alive but everyone’s dead. I am the plankton riding a wave I am rock’n’roll but the world is a rave, I am the voice but you are all deaf I’m on the right but you have all left. I am the flower that you want to kill I was once alive but you never will, I am alone with you in the crowd I whisper it softly that people allowed. I am a kiss surrounded by hate I am the hook all covered in bait, I play by the rules when nothing is fair I am in love so I don’t really care. -bondi Yeah I have a few great one liners! Also, I did scroll through and see which one it was that grabbed your attention... I do know what you mean by a "jump to" feature... had to scroll through alotta shit to find it! haha -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

ddd35	Jul 3 2007, 08:21 AM Post #2049
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	did you guys catch lettermens 10 reasons why Homer Simpson should be president ?

misschickie	Jul 3 2007, 10:13 AM Post #2050
MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP Group: Moderator Posts: 2,734 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Vancouver, British Columbia Member No.: 21,236	QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 3 2007, 05:21 AM) did you guys catch lettermens 10 reasons why Homer Simpson should be president ? ...that was hilarious! -------------------- the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when. do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win

misschickie	Jul 3 2007, 10:19 AM Post #2051
MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP Group: Moderator Posts: 2,734 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Vancouver, British Columbia Member No.: 21,236	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 2 2007, 09:28 PM) ONE WAY Sometimes I am ugly Sometimes I am hot Sometimes I’m poetic Sometimes I am not Sometimes I will lead Sometimes I will follow Sometimes I am nice Sometimes it is hollow. Sometimes I will flutter Sometimes I will soar Sometimes I’m electric Sometimes I’m a bore Sometimes I’m ambivalent Although I’m not sure. -bondi but, now that i re-read this one...it is so true. it is such a quiet poem. if that makes any sense. -------------------- the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when. do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win

ddd35	Jul 5 2007, 09:19 AM Post #2052
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 3 2007, 08:13 AM) ...that was hilarious! I just had to laugh my ass off when they sis that stint ...

Gnappster	Jul 5 2007, 02:03 PM Post #2053
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 2 2007, 05:34 PM) Well, bond-eye...i was totally pronouncing you wrong. It was in my head that I was mispronouncing it, but I am sure you felt something amiss in the way I was speaking to you, and for that I apologize. Update: I found 3 from pages 31-40...including a completely lovely one on page 32. You know what would be swell??? A page "jump to". Meanwhile...this made me spit beer onto my keyboard today... "In other news, it was so hot in Sydney today, I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market" too bad many of the disturbing pics I posted here have been removed. but that's OK as I'm phasing that sort of thing out in favour of more dirty limericks. There once was a man named Enis... QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 3 2007, 06:21 AM) did you guys catch lettermens 10 reasons why Homer Simpson should be president ? no -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Jul 6 2007, 01:33 AM Post #2054
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 3 2007, 11:21 PM) did you guys catch lettermens 10 reasons why Homer Simpson should be president ? NOOOOO??? Post it here! QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 4 2007, 01:19 AM) but, now that i re-read this one...it is so true. it is such a quiet poem. if that makes any sense. Perfect sense, you read and understood it just as I had wanted one too QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 6 2007, 05:03 AM) too bad many of the disturbing pics I posted here have been removed. but that's OK as I'm phasing that sort of thing out in favour of more dirty limericks. There once was a man named Enis... Haha you should start writing them on the men's room wall! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

bondiguy	Jul 6 2007, 02:41 AM Post #2055
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes. My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel. The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes. I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours Catch ya all soon -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

ddd35	Jul 6 2007, 08:56 AM Post #2056
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 6 2007, 12:41 AM) Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes. My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel. The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes. I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours Catch ya all soon you lucky dog and hey dont forget the pictures ...

baby21	Jul 6 2007, 12:25 PM Post #2057
D Cup Group: Members Posts: 1,882 Joined: 25-November 06 From: Denver, Colorado Member No.: 19,168	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 6 2007, 02:41 AM) Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes. My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel. The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes. I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours Catch ya all soon

ddd35	Jul 6 2007, 01:59 PM Post #2058
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 6 2007, 10:25 AM) hey that ( how to ) class that evade is teaching is really paying off .

bondiguy	Jul 6 2007, 10:34 PM Post #2059
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 7 2007, 03:25 AM) What a range of emotions! I have to say I am suffering from 2 consecutive nights of over indulgence but I had a seriously good time. Being a judge was tough arduous work I tell ya ALl the girls were extra nice to us when we chatted with them trying to secure our votes haha. To top it off we had free alcohol all night.... ahh life is grand! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

misschickie	Jul 7 2007, 02:43 AM Post #2060
MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP Group: Moderator Posts: 2,734 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Vancouver, British Columbia Member No.: 21,236	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 5 2007, 11:41 PM) Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes. My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel. The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes. I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours Catch ya all soon It is good to be bondi. -------------------- the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when. do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win

misschickie	Jul 7 2007, 03:02 AM Post #2061
MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP Group: Moderator Posts: 2,734 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Vancouver, British Columbia Member No.: 21,236	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 5 2007, 10:33 PM) NOOOOO??? Post it here! Homer for President QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 5 2007, 10:33 PM) Perfect sense, you read and understood it just as I had wanted one too -------------------- the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when. do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win

ddd35	Jul 7 2007, 09:41 AM Post #2062
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 7 2007, 01:02 AM) Homer for President chickie thanks for looking that up for me , that just cracks me up ...

misschickie	Jul 7 2007, 12:26 PM Post #2063
MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP Group: Moderator Posts: 2,734 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Vancouver, British Columbia Member No.: 21,236	QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 7 2007, 06:41 AM) chickie thanks for looking that up for me , that just cracks me up ... #6...lol -------------------- the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when. do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win

ddd35	Jul 7 2007, 01:57 PM Post #2064
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 7 2007, 10:26 AM) #6...lol yeah 6 was my fav as well

bondiguy	Jul 7 2007, 09:12 PM Post #2065
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	It's great to be bondi sometimes..... Thanks for posting the link OMG number 4 was funny as was number 3 -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

ddd35	Jul 8 2007, 08:14 PM Post #2066
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 7 2007, 07:12 PM) It's great to be bondi sometimes..... Thanks for posting the link OMG number 4 was funny as was number 3 spider pig , spider pig ,

misschickie	Jul 9 2007, 04:31 AM Post #2067
MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP Group: Moderator Posts: 2,734 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Vancouver, British Columbia Member No.: 21,236	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 7 2007, 06:12 PM) It's great to be bondi sometimes..... Thanks for posting the link OMG number 4 was funny as was number 3 all things are possible with YouTube. -------------------- the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when. do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win

ddd35	Jul 9 2007, 09:05 AM Post #2068
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 9 2007, 02:31 AM) all things are possible with YouTube. oh how true ...

Gnappster	Jul 9 2007, 11:43 AM Post #2069
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 7 2007, 01:02 AM) Homer for President -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Jul 10 2007, 01:03 AM Post #2070
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 9 2007, 07:31 PM) all things are possible with YouTube. The best site since RMM and Google -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

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