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bondiguy
post Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM
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Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation!

Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now.

I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist!

I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression.

I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life!

I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people!

If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo!
:cheers:
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bondiguy
post Jul 1 2007, 06:25 PM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 2 2007, 09:14 AM)
ok, so i am on page 30 of 68...i feel like i am cramming for bondi finals
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If you pass.. you actually get a night with bondi :thumbup:

I dont know where the poems are... i can barely remember what I did this morning and it's only 8:30am :P
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misschickie
post Jul 1 2007, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 1 2007, 03:25 PM)
If you pass.. you actually get a night with bondi :thumbup:

I dont know where the poems are... i can barely remember what I did this morning and it's only 8:30am :P
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sweet...pgs 31-68 it is, then...

don't worry your pretty little head...i'll look for them :P
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bondiguy
post Jul 2 2007, 01:13 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 2 2007, 09:37 AM)
sweet...pgs 31-68 it is, then...

don't worry your pretty little head...i'll look for them  :P
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happy reading... also, its up to page 69 now (how apt) so you better start reading!
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misschickie
post Jul 2 2007, 07:34 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 1 2007, 10:13 PM)
happy reading... also, its up to page 69 now (how apt) so you better start reading!
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Well, bond-eye...i was totally pronouncing you wrong. It was in my head that I was mispronouncing it, but I am sure you felt something amiss in the way I was speaking to you, and for that I apologize. :P

Update: I found 3 from pages 31-40...including a completely lovely one on page 32. You know what would be swell??? A page "jump to". :blink:

Meanwhile...this made me spit beer onto my keyboard today...
"In other news, it was so hot in Sydney today, I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market"
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bondiguy
post Jul 3 2007, 12:15 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 3 2007, 10:34 AM)
Well, bond-eye...i was totally pronouncing you wrong.  It was in my head that I was mispronouncing it, but I am sure you felt something amiss in the way I was speaking to you, and for that I apologize.  :P

Update: I found 3 from pages 31-40...including a completely lovely one on page 32.  You know what would be swell???  A page "jump to".   :blink:

Meanwhile...this made me spit beer onto my keyboard today...
"In other news, it was so hot in Sydney today, I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market"
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Haha that line is killer... I don't even remember saying it but it's pretty funny. I have heaps of those types of jokes. The, "I'm so **** it's like.... etc"

It was so hot in Sydney today I was sweating like a pedophile at a Wiggles concert!
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bondiguy
post Jul 3 2007, 12:28 AM
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ONE WAY
Sometimes I am ugly
Sometimes I am hot
Sometimes I’m poetic
Sometimes I am not
Sometimes I will lead
Sometimes I will follow
Sometimes I am nice
Sometimes it is hollow.

Sometimes I will flutter
Sometimes I will soar
Sometimes I’m electric
Sometimes I’m a bore
Sometimes I’m ambivalent
Although I’m not sure.
-bondi
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misschickie
post Jul 3 2007, 02:01 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 2 2007, 09:15 PM)
Haha that line is killer... I don't even remember saying it but it's pretty funny. I have heaps of those types of jokes. The, "I'm so **** it's like.... etc"

It was so hot in Sydney today I was sweating like a pedophile at a Wiggles concert!
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wiggles concert...creepy...but why am I laughing so hard? :P


this is the one that struck me...

SURROUNDED

I am the cheese in a room full of rats
I am the rat in a cupboard full of cats,
I am the vase that’s right on the edge
I am alive but everyone’s dead.

I am the plankton riding a wave
I am rock’n’roll but the world is a rave,
I am the voice but you are all deaf
I’m on the right but you have all left.


I am the flower that you want to kill
I was once alive but you never will,
I am alone with you in the crowd
I whisper it softly that people allowed.

I am a kiss surrounded by hate
I am the hook all covered in bait,
I play by the rules when nothing is fair
I am in love so I don’t really care.

-bondi

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bondiguy
post Jul 3 2007, 02:59 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 3 2007, 05:01 PM)
wiggles concert...creepy...but why am I laughing so hard?  :P
this is the one that struck me...

SURROUNDED

I am the cheese in a room full of rats
I am the rat in a cupboard full of cats,
I am the vase that’s right on the edge
I am alive but everyone’s dead.

I am the plankton riding a wave
I am rock’n’roll but the world is a rave,
I am the voice but you are all deaf
I’m on the right but you have all left.
I am the flower that you want to kill
I was once alive but you never will,
I am alone with you in the crowd
I whisper it softly that people allowed.

I am a kiss surrounded by hate
I am the hook all covered in bait,
I play by the rules when nothing is fair
I am in love so I don’t really care.

-bondi

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Yeah I have a few great one liners!

Also, I did scroll through and see which one it was that grabbed your attention... I do know what you mean by a "jump to" feature... had to scroll through alotta shit to find it! haha
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ddd35
post Jul 3 2007, 08:21 AM
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did you guys catch lettermens 10 reasons why Homer Simpson should be president ?
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misschickie
post Jul 3 2007, 10:13 AM
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did you guys catch lettermens  10 reasons  why Homer Simpson should be president  ?
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...that was hilarious!
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misschickie
post Jul 3 2007, 10:19 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 2 2007, 09:28 PM)
ONE WAY
Sometimes I am ugly
Sometimes I am hot
Sometimes I’m poetic
Sometimes I am not
Sometimes I will lead
Sometimes I will follow
Sometimes I am nice
Sometimes it is hollow.

Sometimes I will flutter
Sometimes I will soar
Sometimes I’m electric
Sometimes I’m a bore
Sometimes I’m ambivalent
Although I’m not sure.
-bondi
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but, now that i re-read this one...it is so true.
it is such a quiet poem. if that makes any sense.
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ddd35
post Jul 5 2007, 09:19 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 3 2007, 08:13 AM)
...that was hilarious!
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I just had to laugh my ass off when they sis that stint ...
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Gnappster
post Jul 5 2007, 02:03 PM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 2 2007, 05:34 PM)
Well, bond-eye...i was totally pronouncing you wrong.  It was in my head that I was mispronouncing it, but I am sure you felt something amiss in the way I was speaking to you, and for that I apologize.  :P

Update: I found 3 from pages 31-40...including a completely lovely one on page 32.  You know what would be swell???  A page "jump to".   :blink:

Meanwhile...this made me spit beer onto my keyboard today...
"In other news, it was so hot in Sydney today, I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market"
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too bad many of the disturbing pics I posted here have been removed. <_<
but that's OK as I'm phasing that sort of thing out in favour of more dirty limericks.
There once was a man named Enis...

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did you guys catch lettermens  10 reasons  why Homer Simpson should be president  ?
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no :(
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bondiguy
post Jul 6 2007, 01:33 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 3 2007, 11:21 PM)
did you guys catch lettermens  10 reasons  why Homer Simpson should be president  ?
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NOOOOO???

Post it here!

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 4 2007, 01:19 AM)
but, now that i re-read this one...it is so true.
it is such a quiet poem.  if that makes any sense.
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Perfect sense, you read and understood it just as I had wanted one too

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 6 2007, 05:03 AM)
too bad many of the disturbing pics I posted here have been removed.  <_<
but that's OK as I'm phasing that sort of thing out in favour of more dirty limericks.
There once was a man named Enis...

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Haha you should start writing them on the men's room wall!
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bondiguy
post Jul 6 2007, 02:41 AM
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Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.

My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.

The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.

I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours :thumbup:

Catch ya all soon
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post Jul 6 2007, 08:56 AM
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Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.

My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.

The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.

I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours :thumbup:

Catch ya all soon
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you lucky dog and hey dont forget the pictures ... :2thumbsup:
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post Jul 6 2007, 12:25 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 6 2007, 02:41 AM)
Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.

My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.

The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.

I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours :thumbup:

Catch ya all soon
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:blink:

<_<

:P

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ddd35
post Jul 6 2007, 01:59 PM
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:blink:

<_<

:P

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hey that ( how to ) class that evade is teaching is really paying off . :cheers:
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bondiguy
post Jul 6 2007, 10:34 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 7 2007, 03:25 AM)
:blink:

<_<

:P

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What a range of emotions!

I have to say I am suffering from 2 consecutive nights of over indulgence but I had a seriously good time.

Being a judge was tough arduous work I tell ya :P ALl the girls were extra nice to us when we chatted with them trying to secure our votes haha. To top it off we had free alcohol all night.... ahh life is grand!
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post Jul 7 2007, 02:43 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 5 2007, 11:41 PM)
Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.

My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.

The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.

I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours :thumbup:

Catch ya all soon
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It is good to be bondi. :2thumbsup:
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misschickie
post Jul 7 2007, 03:02 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 5 2007, 10:33 PM)
NOOOOO???

Post it here!


Homer for President

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Perfect sense, you read and understood it just as I had wanted one too
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:)
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post Jul 7 2007, 09:41 AM
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Homer for President
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chickie thanks for looking that up for me , that just cracks me up ... :2thumbsup:
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post Jul 7 2007, 12:26 PM
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chickie thanks for looking that up for me  , that just cracks me up  ...  :2thumbsup:
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#6...lol
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post Jul 7 2007, 01:57 PM
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#6...lol
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yeah 6 was my fav as well :2thumbsup:
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post Jul 7 2007, 09:12 PM
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It's great to be bondi sometimes.....

Thanks for posting the link :thumbup:

OMG number 4 was funny as was number 3 :roflmao:
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post Jul 8 2007, 08:14 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 7 2007, 07:12 PM)
It's great to be bondi sometimes.....

Thanks for posting the link :thumbup:

OMG number 4 was funny as was number 3 :roflmao:
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spider pig , spider pig ,
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post Jul 9 2007, 04:31 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 7 2007, 06:12 PM)
It's great to be bondi sometimes.....

Thanks for posting the link :thumbup:

OMG number 4 was funny as was number 3 :roflmao:
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all things are possible with YouTube. ;)
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post Jul 9 2007, 09:05 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 9 2007, 02:31 AM)
all things are possible with YouTube.  ;)
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oh how true ...
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post Jul 9 2007, 11:43 AM
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Homer for President
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:roflmao:
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bondiguy
post Jul 10 2007, 01:03 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 9 2007, 07:31 PM)
all things are possible with YouTube.  ;)
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The best site since RMM and Google :thumbup:
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