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She's pretty hot but she's got a fire crotch. Ouch!

WAS pretty hot you mean.


ah, who am I kidding, I'd still hit it.

WAS pretty hot you mean.
ah, who am I kidding, I'd still hit it.

As would I... guaranteed high afterwards and a good chance of a lesbian encounter if you believe what her ex bodyguard says :thumbup:

She's pretty hot but she's got a fire crotch. Ouch!

yeah but it might be worth getting burnt

I wouldn't touch her even if my entire body was wrapped in a condom.

I wouldn't touch her even if my entire body was wrapped in a condom.

and when was the last time you had sex........








with a girl? :P

and when was the last time you had sex........
with a girl? :P

:roflmao: :thumbup:

and when was the last time you had sex........
with a girl? :P

BAM!

A bit of RoadTrip for those who didn't spot it :thumbup:

A bit of RoadTrip for those who didn't spot it :thumbup:

Oh shit missed it !

A bit of RoadTrip for those who didn't spot it :thumbup:

Shame on me for not recognizing a quote from one of my favourite movies.

Shame on me for not recognizing a quote from one of my favourite movies.

I should say so !!!!! :whipya:

A bit of RoadTrip for those who didn't spot it :thumbup:

I got it, but I was late. Oh, well.

I got it, but I was late.  Oh, well.

Story of your life !!! :P

Shame on me for not recognizing a quote from one of my favourite movies.

"What's that?"

"What did you do, kill a leopard?"

"She gave me her panties.... *snifffffffff*"

Best part of that movie is when the old guy si smoking that joint and the dog starts talking to him :roflmao:

"What's that?"

"What did you do, kill a leopard?"

"She gave me her panties.... *snifffffffff*"

Best part of that movie is when the old guy si smoking that joint and the dog starts talking to him :roflmao:

Tell that bitch to make me some blueberry pancakes.

Tell that bitch to make me some blueberry pancakes.

:roflmao: and when the boys roll up he's sporting a boner :roflmao:

I think the scenes with tom green and the snake are stupid, but I do love when he's screaming "unleash the fury." I find myself repeating that line every once in a while.

I think the scenes with tom green and the snake are stupid, but I do love when he's screaming "unleash the fury."  I find myself repeating that line every once in a while.

That's funny as I often sing that weird tune he does in the same scene.

That's funny as I often sing that weird tune he does in the same scene.

We are two messed up dudes :wacko:

I think the scenes with tom green and the snake are stupid, but I do love when he's screaming "unleash the fury."  I find myself repeating that line every once in a while.

Whilst "reading" the Sears catalogue? :whatever: :P

That's funny as I often sing that weird tune he does in the same scene.

What's that tune again?

P.S the blondie in that movie is hor!!

Whilst "reading" the Sears catalogue?  :whatever:  :P

That was actually really funny...




and nearly true....








it was the JC Penny catalog :blink:

P.S the blondie in that movie is hor!!

Yes she is. i thinkn her name is Amy Smart. When I worked downtown, there was a girl I would pass every day who looked just like her. One day I finally talked to her and asked her if anyone ever told her she looked like anyone famous. She told me no, but I think she just didnt' want to actually hold a conversation with her alleged rapist.

What's that tune again?

P.S the blondie in that movie is hor!!

it was the shamanistic trance I was referring too, not really any words.
but he also sings tiny salmon which is a great song and never fails at annoying my wife when I sing it as well.

plus said blonde appears topless in the movie :cheers:

That was actually really funny...
and nearly true....
it was the JC Penny catalog :blink:
Yes she is.  i thinkn her name is Amy Smart.  When I worked downtown, there was a girl I would pass every day who looked just like her.  One day I finally talked to her and asked her if anyone ever told her she looked like anyone famous.  She told me no, but I think she just didnt' want to actually hold a conversation with her rapist.

you mean "alleged" rapist ;)

it was the shamanistic trance I was referring too, not really any words.
but he also sings tiny salmon which is a great song and never fails at annoying my wife when I sing it as well.

plus said blonde appears topless in the movie  :cheers:
you mean "alleged" rapist ;)

Fixed :thumbup:

That was actually really funny...
and nearly true....
it was the JC Penny catalog :blink:
Yes she is.  i thinkn her name is Amy Smart.  When I worked downtown, there was a girl I would pass every day who looked just like her.  One day I finally talked to her and asked her if anyone ever told her she looked like anyone famous.  She told me no, but I think she just didnt' want to actually hold a conversation with her alleged rapist.

JC Penny :roflmao:

Ahh alleged, the greatest word in the English language!

it was the shamanistic trance I was referring too, not really any words.
but he also sings tiny salmon which is a great song and never fails at annoying my wife when I sing it as well.

plus said blonde appears topless in the movie  :cheers:
you mean "alleged" rapist ;)

Tiny salmon is a funny song!

Topless... and how :niceones:

Tiny salmon is a funny song!

and it's saaaad

and it's saaaad

If you'll excuse me, I have to get to Boston, Texas... or is it Austin Mass? :P

If you'll excuse me, I have to get to Boston, Texas... or is it Austin Mass? :P

:roflmao:

If you'll excuse me, I have to get to Boston, Texas... or is it Austin Mass? :P

hahaha...i gotta watch that movie this weekend.

hahaha...i gotta watch that movie this weekend.

Preferably while baked :pimpers:

Preferably while baked :pimpers:

you mean there's another way to watch movies?