Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Bondiguy, Man from Down Under

Trip was awesome, especially cause I didnt pay a cent!

The best kind!

Coopers is a great beer, one of the best ones we make in a lot of people's opinion. Did you ave sparkling or pale ale? Try sparkling, 5.8% alc vol, it'll fuck you up :thumbup:

Are they the same company that makes Cooper's beer kits, cuz I know those come out of Australia too. I've never made any of their beer yet, but maybe I will.

LOL good to have the crew back together!!

Are they the same company that makes Cooper's beer kits, cuz I know those come out of Australia too. I've never made any of their beer yet, but maybe I will.

I do believe they are. It is a great beer, cloudy so if you like that style then try it out. If you can, get your hands on sparkling ale, its got a red label, it'll fuck you up!

LOL good to have the crew back together!!

I am almost shedding a tear right now!

So whilst the Japan leg of my trip was fascinating Mexico was the fucking bees knees!

I visited Mexico City which is kinda 3rd world, and a lot of pollution. Then I went to Cancun for 3 nights and drank more tequila than I ever though humanely possible. From morning to night we were drinking for about 18 hours a day and more. Oh and the American girls that go to Cancun go there for 2 reasons, to get seriously wasted and show their breasts! It is a thing of beauty! I urge you all to one day go there and go to a club called Coco Bongo, the most insane place I have ever been.

Lastly in Mexico we visited Guadalajara which is a short drive away from tequila, Mexico. We visited the Blue Agave plantations and the Cuervo disitillery before once again drinking Margarita's till dawn.

Ahhh Mexico, I love that place :thumbup:

oh yea .. ive had some great times there.. even got arrested... broke free and run a half mile and tripped over the US / mexico line rolling my drunk ass into the US with them chasing me !!!!! hahahahha ... umm actually that was scary.. but Im a quick drunk

oh yea .. ive had some great times there..    even got arrested... broke free and run a half mile and tripped over the US / mexico line rolling my drunk ass into the US with them chasing me !!!!!  hahahahha  ... umm actually that was scary.. but Im a quick drunk

is that any different to your usual weekends at home? :P

We got surrounded by federales at Mexico City airport who thought our local Cuervo representatives were actually kidnapping us! Funny now, but scary as fuck at the time cause we had no idea what was going on!

exactly .. when i got arrested .. well i won't go into the whole thing.. someone stole my friends keys to OUR car we came in... I started a fight with a table of 7 guys and the girl who stole his keys out of his pocket on the dancer floor sitting in the middle.. Noob thought she liked him... :) well long story short whole club breaks out into a fight... when we get outside the cops are they .. they are talking we tell them she has our keys.. they search her and find our keys.. well a military truck pulls up troops jump out with machine guns do to the fighting still going on .. i in my drunk one try to say thanks and pat one on the shoulder and accidently touch his gun.. well he thought i was trying to take his gun and the next thing i know im on the ground .. with guns pounted out me.... as they picked my up .. some people who had poored out the club starting fighting again in front.. just as the troops scattered .. i shoulder checked the troop holding me and took of for the boreder... Ive never ran so hard or so fast in all my life!!

exactly .. when i got arrested .. well i won't go into the whole thing.. someone stole my friends keys to OUR car we came in... I started a fight with a table of 7 guys and the girl who stole his keys out of his pocket on the dancer floor sitting in the middle.. Noob thought she liked him... :)  well long story short whole club breaks out into a fight... when we get outside the cops are they .. they are talking we tell them she has our keys.. they search her and find our keys.. well a military truck pulls up troops jump out with machine guns do to the fighting still going on ..  i in my drunk one try to say thanks and pat one on the shoulder and accidently touch his gun.. well he thought i was trying to take his gun and the next thing i know im on the ground .. with guns pounted out me.... as they picked my up .. some people who had poored out the club starting fighting again in front.. just as the troops scattered .. i shoulder checked the troop holding me and took of for the boreder...  Ive never ran so hard or so fast in all my life!!

fuck thats one hell of a story, its funny but with you, im not surprised.

Those dudes are mean looking when they are holding machine guns to your face!

yea.. believe me from all the stories ive heard i realllllllllllllllllly thought i was fucked.. thats why chanced it

yea.. believe me from all the stories ive heard i realllllllllllllllllly thought i was fucked.. thats why chanced it

Had I done that I probably would have fallen over and the guard would not have moved in inch... well anyway, its a good story to tell the grandkids :cheers:

yea ive done alottttttttt of crazy shit in love... to bad i grew up somwhere along the way!! LOL

yea ive done alottttttttt of crazy shit in love... to bad i grew up somwhere along the way!! LOL

lol, but s bondi said a story that will live on from generation to generation lol :P

jesus I feel like a tequila right now :cheers:

IM half way through an 18 pack.. im doing ok

IM half way through an 18 pack.. im doing ok

What, did you just start drinking an hour ago???

actually yes LOL~! :P

actually yes LOL~! :P

now thats the puppet I know :P

Yea.. i got a late start... now if i can only figure out why .. lol

Yea.. i got a late start... now if i can only figure out why .. lol

probably with being in your perma-drunk state, you thought you had already started drinking when you actually hadn't lol :P :lol:

hahhahahahaha.. Damn that has to be it.. i tend to hold empty bottles sometimes just because it feels right!

hahhahahahaha.. Damn that has to be it.. i tend to hold empty bottles sometimes just because it feels right!

when the glove fits.......

when the glove fits.......

and to quote Van Wilder:

"if the glove doesn't fit...you're all full of shit" :P lol

and to quote Van Wilder:

"if the glove doesn't fit...you're all full of shit" :P lol

a modern day genius :P

I haven't seen part 2 yet.. though tim sure it will be funny as well

a modern day genius :P

Or...

"So that's why we had all that friction, god I thought it was because I fooled around with your daughter freshmen year...

..hahahha...you did what with my daughter?...


WHHHAAATTT???!!!???"

:roflmao: :roflmao:

hahahahhahahahahahahh Great movie!!! anyone want an eclare! LOL

There's a part 2???? :blink:

YUP its all about HODJI.. hodgi.. or how ever the fuck you spell it

There's a part 2???? :blink:

Yup, but i haven't seen it either, but sounds like it could be fun...
Van Wilder 2

Illegal download off the internet here I come!