Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Bondiguy, Man from Down Under

[Macdonald]

Man, they don't get much better than that clip. That would be a great job, writing for "The Simpsons"

Especially when they come up with lines like..

"AHH...the beer" and "Celebrate the independence of your country by blowing up a small part of it" and "Didn't you get any meat....oh this thing is sure to kill something"

[bondiguy]

bondi , I heard on the radio that the dry weather has caused a city in your fair countryto be uncovered that was flooded in 1957  is that correct  ?

If that is true it is news to me.... sounds like a bunch of garbage though. Australia isn't old enough to have lost cities! I haven't heard that story, where did you hear it?

Especially when they come up with lines like..

"AHH...the beer" and "Celebrate the independence of your country by blowing up a small part of it" and "Didn't you get any meat....oh this thing is sure to kill something"

and....

"I don't know what you have planned for tonight but count me out!"

[Macdonald]

If that is true it is news to me.... sounds like a bunch of garbage though. Australia isn't old enough to have lost cities! I haven't heard that story, where did you hear it?
and....

"I don't know what you have planned for tonight but count me out!"

Another one for you bondi, even though this doesn't have any good oneliners really, but...Homer at it Yet Again

[bondiguy]

Another one for you bondi, even though this doesn't have any good oneliners really, but...Homer at it Yet Again

No good one liners???

"Ahh dad, I love our tuesday's together"

"Yeah we're heroes, but where's our parade???"

"Oh yeah, you didnt blow up Maggie's room.... *BANG*"

[closeup]

No good one liners???

"Ahh dad, I love our tuesday's together"

"Yeah we're heroes, but where's our parade???"

"Oh yeah, you didnt blow up Maggie's room.... *BANG*"

How isn't "The Simpson's" thread the longest, most veiwed thread here? I mean except for no boobs.

[bondiguy]

How isn't "The Simpson's" thread the longest, most veiwed thread here? I mean except for no boobs. 

I think u answered your own question

In all honesty I have fun leaving little jokes around the place that very few people would get. If someone tells you to "Not look down" the first thing you do is look down. Someone gives me an actual Simpsons thread to post in the first thing im gonna do is post everywhere else

[Macdonald]

I think u answered your own question

In all honesty I have fun leaving little jokes around the place that very few people would get. If someone tells you to "Not look down" the first thing you do is look down. Someone gives me an actual Simpsons thread to post in the first thing im gonna do is post everywhere else

ie. another clip lol, i'm bored, but this clip is from one of the funniest episodes of all time: Homer Does Weed

[bondiguy]

ie. another clip lol, i'm bored, but this clip is from one of the funniest episodes of all time: Homer Does Weed  

It combines my two loves haha

[Macdonald]

It combines my two loves haha

yeah but i'd have to say the line of all lines in that clip is "whoa, this guy does the best flanders" lol

[ddd35]

Bondi , I was listening to a classic rock station in the tractor and they come on on the 1/2 hour and do a a glmipse of the headline news from the Ap line , and he said that a city that had been flooded in Australia in 1957 when they built one of the resevoirs for holding water had begun to reapear do to the continued drought ... Just wondered if you had seen anything , Maybe this guy was high who knows ..

[baby21]

http://www.broadcaster.com/fresh/oj/index....medium=popunder

It's spam... but there it is!! It proves I'm not crazy.

[Puppet]

LOL

[bondiguy]

yeah but i'd have to say the line of all lines in that clip is "whoa, this guy does the best flanders" lol    

yeah that is a fucking pisser

Bondi ,  I was listening to a classic rock station in the tractor and they come on on the  1/2 hour and do a a glmipse of the headline news from the  Ap line , and he said  that a city that had been flooded in Australia in 1957 when they built one of the resevoirs for holding water  had begun to reapear do to the continued drought ...   Just wondered if you  had seen anything , Maybe this guy was high  who knows  ..   

Like I said I havent heard anything about it, doesn't mean it's not true though.

Come to think of it I did hijack a US classic rock station a week or two back whilst extremely high

http://www.broadcaster.com/fresh/oj/index....medium=popunder

It's spam... but there it is!! It proves I'm not crazy.

A simpsons thing I have not seen

[bondiguy]

Alright ladies and gents im out for another 2 weeks, off to Japan and Mexico.

Have fun in my absence and if there is anything I should see or know about, hit me up with a PM

[Gnappster]

Alright ladies and gents im out for another 2 weeks, off to Japan and Mexico.

Have fun in my absence and if there is anything I should see or know about, hit me up with a PM

take it easy, brotha.
try not to end up as puppet's boot!

[closeup]

Alright ladies and gents im out for another 2 weeks, off to Japan and Mexico.

Have fun in my absence and if there is anything I should see or know about, hit me up with a PM

Have a good time. I'll tell you something to avoid in Japan: A t-shirt that has a mushroom cloud over the caption that reads, "Made in America, Tested in Japan".

[baby21]

Alright ladies and gents im out for another 2 weeks, off to Japan and Mexico.

Have fun in my absence and if there is anything I should see or know about, hit me up with a PM

SDkljhgdfg

And to think... I just umm I PM'd you with some important simpson pictures!!

Japan... Take me!!! Please!! -puppy dog face-

[Puppet]

Ill be training in Japan off and on... ill take you

[Gnappster]

Ill be training in Japan off and on... ill take you

Bukkake training I assume

[baby21]

Bukkake training I assume

Soo.. I had to look up Bukkake... and let's just say I'm laughing my ass off.


Seriously though.. I would ummm... do anything to go to Japan.

[Gnappster]

Soo.. I had to look up Bukkake... and let's just say I'm laughing my ass off.
Seriously though.. I would ummm... do anything to go to Japan.

well now you have some trivia to amaze friends and family

[r8rman]

Hey Bondi...
just saw you put me on your 'list'..... oooooo, I better watch out.
If you didnt like my bumps, sorry - was just trying to get some of the ladies, veterans and current, on the top page and get rid of all the commotion sh*t that was going on, and putting that to page two...

[Puppet]

dude contact me asap about your time here in dallas

[bondiguy]

SDkljhgdfg

And to think... I just umm I PM'd you with some important simpson pictures!!

Japan... Take me!!! Please!! -puppy dog face-

I have seen and enjoyed these simpson pictures you speak of

Soo.. I had to look up Bukkake... and let's just say I'm laughing my ass off.
Seriously though.. I would ummm... do anything to go to Japan.

Anything??? Jesus that is some info I could have used BEFORE my trip!!! I had a king size room every city and no one to fill it???

Hey Bondi...
  just saw you put me on your 'list'.....     oooooo, I better watch out.
If you didnt like my bumps, sorry - was just trying to get some of the ladies, veterans and current, on the top page and get rid of all the commotion sh*t that was going on, and putting that to page two...

look up "joke" in the dictionary and come back to me

dude contact me asap about your time here in dallas

Puppet,

sorry I couldn't get on sooner but my flights were changed and I fly to Mexico City via LAX and not Dallas Fortworth, i only found out the day of the flights...

i drank plenty of free international flight beer in your honour

[bondiguy]

Soooooo,

just got back from the trip of a lifetime. My parent company in Japan and Jose Cuervo in Mexico treated me and the group I was with like celebrities.

The highlught for me? Cancun Mexico, where the sun shines, the cocktails flow and the womens clothes are optional! I went to a place called Coco Bongo which is a nightclub in Cancun and it was the most amazing thing I had ever seen. The Cuervo was flowing like water down a flooded river and by about 4am I was dancing on top of the bar drinking Tequila straight from the bottle!

Ahhhh good times

[baby21]

The Cuervo was flowing like water down a flooded river and by about 4am I was dancing on top of the bar drinking Tequila straight from the bottle!

Ahhhh good times

The visual is priceless...

[r8rman]

As requested.....

Pronunciation: \jōk\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yācati he asks
Date: 1670
1 a: something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1): the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2): an instance of jesting : kidding <can't take a joke> c: practical joke d: laughingstock
2: something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter <consider his skiing a joke — Harold Callender> — often used in negative constructions <it is no joke to be lost in the desert>

[bondiguy]

The visual is priceless...

Sadly all photos from that night (as well as my memory) have been destroyed haha. I am gonna put some shots up on myspace though so stay tuned!

As requested.....

Pronunciation: \jōk\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yācati he asks
Date: 1670
1 a: something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1): the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2): an instance of jesting : kidding <can't take a joke> c: practical joke d: laughingstock
2: something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter <consider his skiing a joke — Harold Callender> — often used in negative constructions <it is no joke to be lost in the desert>

Its one thing to read it, another to understand it!

[jrock8]

welcome back dude... hope the trip was fun...well, what you remember of it


just curious... had a chance to try an aussie beer called "cooper's" the other day... how does it rate on the list of aussie beers? will you actually drink it, or does it carry the same reputation as fosters?

[bondiguy]

welcome back dude... hope the trip was fun...well, what you remember of it
just curious... had a chance to try an aussie beer called "cooper's" the other day... how does it rate on the list of aussie beers?  will you actually drink it, or does it carry the same reputation as fosters? 

Trip was awesome, especially cause I didnt pay a cent! I'll give you more details tomorrow, right now my wife just came home and I have 2 weeks of sex to catch up on...

Coopers is a great beer, one of the best ones we make in a lot of people's opinion. Did you ave sparkling or pale ale? Try sparkling, 5.8% alc vol, it'll fuck you up