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DAMMIT!!!  I was going to get all caught up here last night, and I had no fucking Internet. It pissed me off cuz I had a lot of other shit to do on the Internet also.

Yeah I download porn at home too :P

the local cable company is my ISP and the supply cable flaps in the breeze between the utility pole across the street and the side of my house near the top.  Well, the stupid fuckers who have low IQs and no concept of thinking ahead and are performing the construction on my street ran into the fucking cable with one of their machines and tore down the fucking cable.  they damaged the siding on my house, fucked up some shingles on the roof and left me without out internet for the night.  I now have to miss a bit of work to go meet the installer to have him hook it all back up.  On top of all of that, the fuckers didn't even call in the cable hit, didn't leave a note, didn't call the cable company to let them know they had a line down... nothing! 

I am about to make a phone call to the village to file a complaint and a claim.  I can't wait to get bids for the most expensive contractors I can find so I can get a big-fattie check from the fuckers and then do the work myself.

Okay.  that's all I got for now. 

Just thought I'd let everyone know

I feel much better getting that off my chest. 

And speaking of chest, I sure would love to see some yummy female boobies in here. :)

Well that sure sucks. That same thing happened at work here awhile ago. But to their credit, they got it fixed within hours. Sure I was without internet, but also, no one could call and bug me here at work so I didn't complain.

If you want I'll give you an outrageously high estimate for fixing your house.
Surly Gnappster's House Repair. :thumbup:

Yeah I download porn at home too :P
Well that sure sucks. That same thing happened at work here awhile ago. But to their credit, they got it fixed within hours. Sure I was without internet, but also, no one could call and bug me here at work so I didn't complain.

If you want I'll give you an outrageously high estimate for fixing your house.
Surly Gnappster's  House Repair.  :thumbup:

Yeah, I just got your estimate. forget it! you're not the only house repair guy in town.

Yeah, I just got your estimate.  forget it!  you're not the only house repair guy in town.

You know, a simple 50 cent washer would have prevented all your problems.

You know, a simple 50 cent washer would have prevented all your problems.

Scram!


I had to look that up cuz I couldn't remember exactly how homer blew him off. I ran across this great line and thought I'd share the laugh...

Burns: I want you to arrange a party for two at my estate:
Marge, me, and do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?
Smithers: Ah, do you remember we did that once before?

Scram!
I had to look that up cuz I couldn't remember exactly how homer blew him off. 

He tells him to scram, then surly joe tells him he has a washer in the van he'll just give him. Homer tells Marge to get his gun.

Burns:    I want you to arrange a party for two at my estate:
      Marge, me, and do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?
Smithers: Ah, do you remember we did that once before?

Oh that's right he's dead....and with a pungent! :blink:

the local cable company is my ISP and the supply cable flaps in the breeze between the utility pole across the street and the side of my house near the top.  Well, the stupid fuckers who have low IQs and no concept of thinking ahead and are performing the construction on my street ran into the fucking cable with one of their machines and tore down the fucking cable.  they damaged the siding on my house, fucked up some shingles on the roof and left me without out internet for the night.  I now have to miss a bit of work to go meet the installer to have him hook it all back up.  On top of all of that, the fuckers didn't even call in the cable hit, didn't leave a note, didn't call the cable company to let them know they had a line down... nothing! 

I am about to make a phone call to the village to file a complaint and a claim.  I can't wait to get bids for the most expensive contractors I can find so I can get a big-fattie check from the fuckers and then do the work myself.

Okay.  that's all I got for now. 

Just thought I'd let everyone know

I feel much better getting that off my chest. 

And speaking of chest, I sure would love to see some yummy female boobies in here. :)

Well I guess that's the good thing about getting cable and internet from a major comglomerate. Here in the Toronto area i'm a subscriber to Rogers Digital Cable and Internet. It's a bit on the expensive side but I rarely get into these kind of problems. Now once every oh I dunno 6 months or so my internet will be down for a couple hours but that's the extent to my problems.

The last major thing that happened wasn't even a Rogers problem as a transformer blew and my neighborhood was out of power for about 5 hrs. No big deal tho. :)

Well I guess that's the good thing about getting cable and internet from a major comglomerate. Here in the Toronto area i'm a subscriber to Rogers Digital Cable and Internet. It's a bit on the expensive side but I rarely get into these kind of problems. Now once every oh I dunno 6 months or so my internet will be down for a couple hours but that's the extent to my problems.

The last major thing that happened wasn't even a Rogers problem as a transformer blew and my neighborhood was out of power for about 5 hrs. No big deal tho. :)

Saskatchewan is pretty much a Communist province. We get our internet/security/cell phone/landline/digital cable all from the phone company which is government run. Pretty much everything here is govenrment run.
The government thinks, "we need to create jobs!" So they just fund a new company that waste taxpayer's money. And with that I've completely gone off topic.

Well I guess that's the good thing about getting cable and internet from a major comglomerate. Here in the Toronto area i'm a subscriber to Rogers Digital Cable and Internet. It's a bit on the expensive side but I rarely get into these kind of problems. Now once every oh I dunno 6 months or so my internet will be down for a couple hours but that's the extent to my problems.

The last major thing that happened wasn't even a Rogers problem as a transformer blew and my neighborhood was out of power for about 5 hrs. No big deal tho. :)

as much as the cable company lacks in the way of intelligence and customer service, I give them props for this one... well, to a degree. the road construction crew are the fuck-ups. the cable install came to repair it and did a great job. He ran a brand new line, rasied it, installed a new mount, and routed it differently so as not to interfer with the electric line like it risked before. he also tucked it beneath the siding real nice so I didn't have to deal with the unsightly cable hanging around the house. the install did a great job...

here's the to the degree part I mentioned:

at 12:30 I received an automated phone call to confirm my appointment for 10:00-12:00 telling me that the technician should arrive about 1:00. isn't that just dandy. nothing like scheduling an appointment, eh?

BTW... if my Interent went down for a couple hours every 6 months or so, I'd go in-fucking-sane. I hate when the Internet gets fucked up. It happens at work all the time. that's why DSL suck the wang!

as much as the cable company lacks in the way of intelligence and customer service, I give them props for this one... well, to a degree.  the road construction crew are the fuck-ups.  the cable install came to repair it and did a great job.  He ran a brand new line, rasied it, installed a new mount, and routed it differently so as not to interfer with the electric line like it risked before. he also tucked it beneath the siding real nice so I didn't have to deal with the unsightly cable hanging around the house. the install did a great job...



BTW... if my Interent went down for a couple hours every 6 months or so, I'd go in-fucking-sane.  I hate when the Internet gets fucked up.  It happens at work all the time.  that's why DSL suck the wang!

Well at least it worked out well for you. :)

P.S. my internet service hasn't been interrupted in a looong time "knock on wood" :D

Well at least it worked out well for you. :)

P.S. my internet service hasn't been interrupted in a looong time "knock on wood" :D

thanks for you support! :thumbup:

I am knocking on wood as we speak, but that's a different story.


Okay y'all... the little lady just surprised me at work... so I'm over and out till tonight.

thanks for you support!  :thumbup:

I am knocking on wood as we speak, but that's a different story.
Okay y'all... the little lady just surprised me at work... so I'm over and out till tonight.

p.s.

did anyone notice how peaceful it was today???

did anyone notice 3d wasn't around?

Did anyone notice how two seemingly unrelated events can actually be related???

thanks for you support!  :thumbup:

I am knocking on wood as we speak, but that's a different story.
Okay y'all... the little lady just surprised me at work... so I'm over and out till tonight.

I get it. ya had to close your browser all quick like ;)

p.s.

did anyone notice how peaceful it was today??? 

did anyone notice 3d wasn't around?

Did anyone notice how two seemingly unrelated events can actually be related???

unrelated like a fox!

I get it. ya had to close your browser all quick like ;)

:thumbup:

unrelated like a fox!

Exactly. :)

They never last!

When i was younger, my teacher told me that if I didn't have anything good to say, it was better to say nothing at all.

I don't often listen to what people in authority tell me :wacko:

p.s.

did anyone notice how peaceful it was today??? 

did anyone notice 3d wasn't around?

Did anyone notice how two seemingly unrelated events can actually be related???

get used to it Bob its spring and the work is about to begin , No more multitasking here all day ... But hey its been fun ..I figure by the time I come back it will just be you and Gnappster and Bondi and the ladies will have all left ..and you guys will be practicing playing the bag pipes all day ..that is { squeezing the bag and blowing the pipes } but that's okay as long as ya got good friends to share that alone time with . :P

get used to it Bob  its spring and the work is about to begin , No more multitasking here all day  ...  But hey  its been fun  ..I figure by the time I come back it will just be you and Gnappster and Bondi   and the ladies will have all left  ..and you guys will be practicing playing the bag pipes all day  ..that is {  squeezing the  bag and blowing the pipes }  but that's okay as long as ya got good  friends to share that alone  time with  .   :P

Yeah, I was wondering when work would begin for you. I have a friend who's a bean farmer down south and he's been getting ready for a bit now...

and don't worry. We'll try to make sure the ladies stick around. there'll still be plenty to enjoy.

Yeah, I was wondering when work would begin for you.  I have a friend who's a bean farmer down south and he's been getting ready for a bit now.

well its getting close if it hadnt rained the last couple days wed probably hit the fields this weekend but its going to be wet , so I have to do the school board thing an attend a 2 day conference the next couple days .. OH BOY .

get used to it Bob  its spring and the work is about to begin , No more multitasking here all day  ...  But hey  its been fun  ..I figure by the time I come back it will just be you and Gnappster and Bondi   and the ladies will have all left  ..and you guys will be practicing playing the bag pipes all day  ..that is {  squeezing the  bag and blowing the pipes }  but that's okay as long as ya got good  friends to share that alone  time with  .   :P

uh oh! then maybe we'll have to start a new message board and invite the hot girls there :wacko:

well its getting close  if it hadnt rained the last couple days  wed probably hit the fields this weekend  but its going to be wet , so I have to do the  school board thing an attend a 2 day conference  the next couple days  .. OH BOY  .

Look on the bright side, maybe you can find a new babysitter there :P
(don't forget your black marker!)

uh oh! then maybe we'll have to start a new message board and invite the hot girls there :wacko:
Look on the bright side, maybe you can find a new babysitter there :P
(don't forget your black marker!)

maybe so , just hope this one doesnt have a blacked out face ... :P

damn! some of these girls on the banners at the top and bottom of my screen are just too fucking fine. It's a shame they really don't live near me like they claim.

damn! some of these girls on the banners at the top and bottom of my screen are just too fucking fine.  It's a shame they really don't live near me like they claim.

you fool! it's obvious they live near me.

you fool! it's obvious they live near me.

If they lived near natalie, then it'd be worth making the trip.

If they lived near natalie, then it'd be worth making the trip.

I better go check her computer to see for sure.

I better go check her computer to see for sure.

Great idea. ;)

Okay boys and girls who care:

5:00 o'clock has come and gone. it is high time to get the fuck outta work. Have a great night ya'll... maybe I'll get bored and check ya out tonight. Feel free to leave naked female boobs in my thread :)


Keep this place whorey for me, Puppet :thumbup:

OH i think we can all count on me to whore this place into submission!

OH i think we can all count on me to whore this place into submission!

Oh, trust me. we never doubted. :thumbup:

hrmm i just woke up from a drunkin stuper to do some post before i repass out.. lol sleepy whoring

hrmm i just woke up from a drunkin stuper to do some post before i repass out.. lol sleepy whoring

repass out, that's priceless :roflmao: