Outline · Standard · [ Linear+ ] Bobaloo, Lucy, I'm ho-ome

Hey all.

Bobaloo here. I don't know why I picked the name Bobaloo. I use it on a few boards. My name isn't Bob, it's not Ricky, or anything else that has to do with anything about what bobaloo could mean. It's just something that came to mind when I had to pick a name one day. So... for anyone who cares, you can call me Mike. But Bobaloo will do just fine.

I've been hanging around RMM for what seems like a year now and discovered the boards soon thereafter. I became a member in November just cuz I thought it would be a good idea and from there have been checking out the boards more regularly. I will say that BTS is the one responsible for initially getting me hooked on this place. Well, then one day John implemented the members only thread with a post limit and I freaked. I decided to get off my ass and start posting. It's not that I wanted to sit in the dark all that time until then. It's just that I get very busy at work and find it hard to dedicate board time and postings and all that goes with it. board whoring can be pretty consuming. I've been finding it pretty easy to keep up with the boards here, though, so it's not too bad.

From reading the boards so long, I feel like I already know lots of you and a little bit about your personalities. So if I post something that seems off the wall or inappropriate because you don't even know who the hell I am, that's probably the reason.

I really like the boards here. It's not like other places where people are looking for help with products or advice on stuff. People get really crabby really fast on those sites. It gets irritating. This place is so much more calm and fun. It's a treat to talk to all of you.

Wow, this is getting long.

Now here's some info about me...

I live in a western suburb of Chicago. I'm getting married in August. I am completely devoted and faithful to my fiancée, but she knows I am obsessed with women and their lovely bodies. I'm trying to get her to let me contribute to this site, but I don't think that's happening anytime soon. I don't mean to be a mooch around here, but I have no choice for now.

I work with my dad running an auto shop. Things are good. We're a pretty busy shop and we have lots of great, loyal customers.

I'm a little bit of everything. I can hang out with the nerds and the cool kids and the jocks and get along with all of them.

Well, that's just about it for now. i don't want to spill all my beans right away; otherwise, my thread will die right away. I'll keep anyone who cares up to date in future posts.

In closing, I would like to say that I am definitely a boob man, I love 'em big, little, hanging, proud, big nipples, little nipples... whatever, I love 'em. I also love stomachs and butts and legs and lips and eyes... Okay. you get the idea. Like a said before, I am obsessed with women... a healthy obsession, of course.

So please feel free, ladies, to grace my 411 with whatever part of your lovely bodies you think is appropriate... I'll love it all.

By the way... my opening of this thread represents my 100th post!!! yea for me!! I know some people will honor someone by giving them a milestone post, and in the future I probably will. But for now I feel like being a little selfish and honoring myself.

Thanks for reading this. :)

And that, my friend, is a fair assessment.  At least, this time of year.  You should have been here a month ago when the weather really sucked.

you should have called me.  I could have told you where to get really good hot dogs.  I also could have introduced you to a great hot dog and Italian beef restaurant called Portillo's. so good that when any of my friends who have moved away actually visit me, they can't wait to go there.

Actually, though, in my opinion, their hot dogs suck... I know a much better place for a good chicago hot dog.

My sight-seeing consisted of the Northfield Mall and the Marriot Hotel. I was running so far behind schedule, taking time to eat a couple of dogs was about the extent of my Chicago visit. There's always next March.

My sight-seeing consisted of the Northfield Mall and the Marriot Hotel. I was running so far behind schedule, taking time to eat a couple of dogs was about the extent of my Chicago visit. There's always next March.

well, then look me up next march. jork lives around here too. perhaps we can coerce some of the sexy RMM ladies to come over too and they can compete in a hot dog eating contest.

Just got back today from Chicago, (actually Winnetka). Short recap: Hot dogs, good. Weather,sucks.

I always hear about the great hot dogs, but tomatoes on a hotdog??? crazy.

oh my Id never admit I ate a hot dog  ...  assholes , lips and  guts  .. UGGHHH    ..
have you got a pass port for being  there  ?   I guess it myight have been in  1-8 name ?

I thought it was more like : :lol:

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well, then look me up next march.  jork lives around here too.  perhaps we can coerce some of the sexy RMM ladies to come over too and they can compete in a hot dog eating contest.

You think they're into cocktail weenies? :nahnah:

I thought it was more like : :lol:
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Wow, that was a good one. i never even thought of that... well, until now that is.

You think they're into cocktail weenies?  :nahnah:

probably not. that's why we wouldn't even bother inviting you.

Wow, that was a good one.  i never even thought of that... well, until now that is.
probably not.  that's why we wouldn't even bother inviting you.

damn! I thought that was my in. <_<

oh my Id never admit I ate a hot dog  ...  assholes , lips and  guts  .. UGGHHH    ..
have you got a pass port for being  there  ?   I guess it myight have been in  1-8 name ?

I always specifiy asshole-free hot dogs. Some people like theirs without rat shit and floor sweepings, but that's just being picky.

I always specifiy asshole-free hot dogs. Some people like theirs without rat shit and floor sweepings, but that's just being picky.

ah, yes, rat shit and floor sweepings, true signs you took your hooker to a quality motel

I always specifiy asshole-free hot dogs. Some people like theirs without rat shit and floor sweepings, but that's just being picky.

good call

I always specifiy asshole-free hot dogs. Some people like theirs without rat shit and floor sweepings, but that's just being picky.

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ah, yes, rat shit and floor sweepings, true signs you took your hooker to a quality motel

I was in New Jersey last month on a moving job. We were looking all over the place for a motel near where we had to be in the morning. When we finally found one, we both went into the lobby. There was a sign by the check-in window for 1 hour, 2 hour and all night rates. This prick in booth asks me if we wanted the room for 1 hour or two. I looked at my buddy standing there and without saying a word, we both just left. WTF?

This prick in booth asks me if we wanted the room for 1 hour or two. I looked at my buddy standing there and without saying a word, we both just left. WTF?

I get it.





you guys wanted it for the WHOLE night :letsfuck:




On a side note....can you imagine being a housekeeper there? :puke:

I get it.
you guys wanted it for the WHOLE night  :letsfuck:
On a side note....can you imagine being a housekeeper there?  :puke:

That would be almost as bad as being 3D's gynecologist.

On a side note....can you imagine being a housekeeper there?  :puke:

that would be fucking disgusting!

I get it.
you guys wanted it for the WHOLE night  :letsfuck:

NOw that was funny!

That would be almost as bad as being 3D's gynecologist.

but that was fucking hilarious! :roflmao:

That would be almost as bad as being 3D's gynecologist.

Bwahahaha

That would be almost as bad as being 3D's gynecologist.

:roflmao: :cheers:

Not that anyone cares, but I thought I'd point out that today is the one-year anniversary of my very first post here at good ol' RMM. And almost 6000 posts later, I still have nothing good to say.

Not that anyone cares, but I thought I'd point out that today is the one-year anniversary of my very first post here at good ol' RMM.  And almost 6000 posts later, I still have nothing good to say.

Happy anniversary Bob :)

Happu anniversary Bob :)

Thanks sum. You'll always be one of my favs. ;)

Not that anyone cares, but I thought I'd point out that today is the one-year anniversary of my very first post here at good ol' RMM.  And almost 6000 posts later, I still have nothing good to say.

congratulations YOu WHORE :2thumbsup:

Not that anyone cares, but I thought I'd point out that today is the one-year anniversary of my very first post here at good ol' RMM.  And almost 6000 posts later, I still have nothing good to say.

That's pretty impressive. I may have over 9000 posts but that's over the course of 2.5 years.

Thanks sum.  You'll always be one of my favs. ;)

Maybe she'll give us a "reminder"of why :P

That's pretty impressive. I may have over 9000 posts but that's over the course of 2.5 years.

After 16,000 posts between the two of us, you'd think we'd have said something good by now. But, alas, our fans continue to wait.

Oh wait, we don't have fans. :blink:

Maybe she'll give us a "reminder"of why :P

God, I hope so. :)

After 16,000 posts between the two of us, you'd think we'd have said something good by now.  But, alas, our fans continue to wait. 

Oh wait, we don't have fans. :blink:

BY george I think you'r right .. :P

BY george I think you'r right  ..   :P

who's this george character?

who's this george character?

Duh hes the makeup artist on the simpsons , you know one of the little guys behind the scenes .. :P

Duh  hes the makeup artist on the simpsons , you know one of the little guys behind the scenes  ..  :P

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I don't uaually go for smilie only posts but


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I don't uaually go for smilie only posts but
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but that wasnt a smilie only post ...

but that wasnt a  smilie  only post  ...

:o neither is this.

who's this george character?

Sorry. We already have a george.

:o neither is this.

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Sorry.  We already have a george.

spotted :thumbup:
I'guess it's time we branch out :lol: