Outline · Standard · [ Linear+ ] Bondiguy, Man from Down Under

Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation!

Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now.

I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist!

I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression.

I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life!

I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people!

If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo!
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Maybe it was forwarded from you old address :unsure:  If that's the case, you'll get the invite in time for their one-year anniversary

Haha, true enough. Stupid Canada Post.
You should have seen how long it took me to get my spy-camera.

Haha, true enough. Stupid Canada Post.
You should have seen how long it took me to get my spy-camera.

Mom, Gnappy's taking pictures of his butt!

Mom, Gnappy's taking pictures of his butt!

Oh yeah, like I'm gonna take a picture of my butt.

Oh yeah, like I'm gonna take a picture of my butt.

:thumbup: well done

Well ladies and Gentlemen,

The day, (well the day before the day) has finally arrived. Bondigirl and I are now apart until the time tomorrow (saturday) afternoon when we become Man and Wife.

Thanks for all your well wishes and I'll be sure to report back once we get back to Sydney from our honeymoon.

So until sometime in mid to late April, this is bondiguy, signing off

Cheers

Well ladies and Gentlemen,

The day, (well the day before the day) has finally arrived. Bondigirl and I are now apart until the time tomorrow (saturday) afternoon when we become Man and Wife.

Thanks for all your well wishes and I'll be sure to report back once we get back to Sydney from our honeymoon.

So until sometime in mid to late April, this is bondiguy, signing off

Cheers

wow, the big day is almost here.
how time flies when you are looking at boobs and referencing poular culture.
have fun, drink, and enjoy everything.
make sure you make it clear when you are visiting foreign countries that you are NOT american :P
ummm, that's about all I can think of. say hi to the in laws for me.

and don't forget about your 411, I'll "maintain" it for you :2gunsfiring:

wow, the big day is almost here.
how time flies when you are looking at boobs and referencing poular culture.
have fun, drink, and enjoy everything.
make sure you make it clear when you are visiting foreign countries that you are NOT american :P
ummm, that's about all I can think of. say hi to the in laws for me.

and don't forget about your 411, I'll "maintain" it for you  :2gunsfiring:

Well, i was going to write my well wishes tomorrow, but seeing as gnappy jumped the gun, I may as well do it out.

Hope all goes well on your wedding day. Can't wait to hear all the stories and see all the honeymoon pics.

You might be thinking to yourself, "I'm not going to be showing them any of my honeymoon pics." to which I'll reply, I've got noobs all over the place setting up hidden cameras as we speak. beware.

Okay. that's a lie.

Really, though. HOpe all goes well, your travels are safe, and adventures stay in healthy supply.

Can't wait till all three of us can get together and bitch about our wives. :lol:

See ya on the flipside.

now let the maintenance begin:

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Bondi......

Congrats dude........enjoy your day and best of luck on yur honeymoon and have a fucking great time.......

tell Bondigirl you found your replacement and i will do my best while you are away...


later and again, congrats!!! :cheers: :thumbup:

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Dude. that chick is hot. Can I get her number??

I'll trade for this girl's number???

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Dude.  that chick is hot.  Can I get her number??

I'll trade for this girl's number???

That chick has some frightening eyes...but I'd still hit it :ph34r:

If you have an extra minute(and you likely will, not having to sift thru 96 bondi posts and the subsequent backlash) you gotta read this article.

That chick has some frightening eyes...but I'd still hit it  :ph34r:

If you have an extra minute(and you likely will, not having to sift thru 96 bondi posts and the subsequent backlash) you gotta read this article.

What a great job.

3 of many great quotes from the article.

"Um, doggy-style please."

The initial pleasure of Karen's tightness was tempered by the feeling that I was humping a cadaver and was about to experience my first morgueasm.

I got so many of these products, I almost came to expect prosthetic buttocks to be waiting on my desk every morning ( and pretty much the whole paragraph that this quote came from )

What a great job. 

3 of many great quotes from the article.

"Um, doggy-style please."

The initial pleasure of Karen's tightness was tempered by the feeling that I was humping a cadaver and was about to experience my first morgueasm.

I got so many of these products, I almost came to expect prosthetic buttocks to be waiting on my desk every morning  ( and pretty much the whole paragraph that this quote came from )

I liked:
I hesitated before putting my pride-and-joy into the Real Doll's mouth, which featured a dangerous-sounding "hinged jaw."

All the best on your big day Bondi, here's to a long and happy marriage! :cheers:

I liked:
I hesitated before putting my pride-and-joy into the Real Doll's mouth, which featured a dangerous-sounding "hinged jaw."

That would have made my top 4 list. :lol:

All the best on your big day Bondi, here's to a long and happy marriage!  :cheers:

oxymoron of the week!!!


Speaking of which...

I was listening to the radio a while back and there was a caller who was talking about stuff. I don't remember all the details, but he probably won something and said he was taking his wife with him. After talking about her for a bit, the deejay asked how long he'd been married. He replied, 20 years, but the way we get along it feels like 20 minutes...... underwater.


Just thought I'd share. :)

That would have made my top 4 list. :lol:
oxymoron of the week!!!
Speaking of which...

I was listening to the radio a while back and there was a caller who was talking about stuff.  I don't remember all the details, but he probably won something and said he was taking his wife with him.  After talking about her for a bit, the deejay asked how long he'd been married.  He replied, 20 years, but the way we get along it feels like 20 minutes......  underwater. 
Just thought I'd share. :)

oooh I'll have to remember that one! It will be good for a few slaps from my wife :wacko:

oooh I'll have to remember that one! It will be good for a few slaps from my wife :wacko:

Tried and true :thumbup:

wait bondis getting married im so fucking lost hahahahahahah

wait bondis getting married im so fucking lost hahahahahahah

Next you're gonna wonder where the hell's gate thread went :lol:

Guys and Girls,

Thanks so much for the well wishes. The day was the closest thing to perfection one could hope for, and without doubt the best day of my life (apart from the day i was frolicking in a fountain of beer, spilling from an overturned beer truck).

I'd love to tell you all about it but I have a plane to catch.

For those of you with my myspace i have put 2 pics up, many more when I get back.

Later people :thumbup:

Glad to hear it babe! Have a great time and we'l see you when you get back!

Guys and Girls,

Thanks so much for the well wishes. The day was the closest thing to perfection one could hope for, and without doubt the best day of my life (apart from the day i was frolicking in a fountain of beer, spilling from an overturned beer truck).

I'd love to tell you all about it but I have a plane to catch.

For those of you with my myspace i have put 2 pics up, many more when I get back.

Later people :thumbup:

That's awesome to know everything went off without a hitch.
I'll go check out your myspace.

and without doubt the best day of my life (apart from the day i was frolicking in a fountain of beer, spilling from an overturned beer truck).

you too? :thumbup:

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Have fun bondi.. and great catch Gnappy!

The pics are great your wife looks awesome congrats and have a great honeymoon.

Uhhh bondi if you need a body double on your honey moon you call me immediately!! :thumbup:

Uhhh bondi if you need a body double on your honey moon you call me immediately!! :thumbup:

As much as I bet bondi would love to have you there, I highly doubt you'd make a good body double of his wife. :lol:

As much as I bet bondi would love to have you there, I highly doubt you'd make a good body double of his wife. :lol:

bwahaha how did i miss that one.


hmmm, i gotta find an "appropriate" pic to post here today.

bwahaha how did i miss that one.
hmmm, i gotta find an "appropriate" pic to post here today.

Is this appropriate? :blink:

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Is this appropriate? :blink:

and then some!

he looks so proud of himself :lol: