Outline · Standard · [ Linear+ ] Bondiguy, Man from Down Under

Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation!

Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now.

I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist!

I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression.

I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life!

I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people!

If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo!
:cheers:

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Ghost Rider
Wild Hogs
The Number 23
Zodiac
Shooter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

do your worst :P

There is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie out?? Wow Shoot I seen all the movies back when I was like 10. That is when I was big into Simpson's too I had a lot of Simpson stuff. LOL



How about
Wild Whores
Gang Bang number 23
Squirter
Teenage mutant ninja midgets

.Ghost Rider
2.Bridge to Terabithia
3.Norbit
4.Music and Lyrics 
5.Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girl
6.Breach
7.Hannibal Rising
8.Because I Said So
9.Night at the Museum
10.The Messengers

1. done
2.Bridget and Tabitha
3. More Clit
4. Muckus and licking
5. (Do I even need to change that one?)
6. Anal breach
7. Hannibal's rising
8. I never say no
9. Night inside Ms Museum
10.(Wow thats hard one)

Yeah I didnt konw there was a TMNT movie out :blink:

My childhood all over again!

Yeah I didnt konw there was a TMNT movie out :blink:

My childhood all over again!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

It's not being released in Australia till April 5th, it opens here March 23rd in the US and Canada.

1. done
2.Bridget and Tabitha
3. More Clit
4. Muckus and licking
5. (Do I even need to change that one?)
6. Anal breach
7. Hannibal's rising
8. I never say no
9. Night inside Ms Museum
10.(Wow thats hard one)

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

It's not being released in Australia till April 5th, it opens here March 23rd in the US and Canada.

Thats the shit... im gonna see that when I get back from O/S :thumbup:

:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

Thank you, it's pretty easy, I see the smut in everyhthing :P

Plus, I have done it a bunch of times!

Thank you, it's pretty easy, I see the smut in everyhthing :P

Plus, I have done it a bunch of times!

Must be hard to be taken seriously if you see the smut in everything, how many times youbeen slapped for making an inappropriate comment to a lady lol :P

Must be hard to be taken seriously if you see the smut in everything, how many times youbeen slapped for making an inappropriate comment to a lady lol :P

Haha do whores count as ladies?

Nah i never say anything disrespectful to ladies, believe it or not im quite curteous toward women. I just can switch my maturity off at times and joke around like a smutty teenager!

So today is officially my last day at work as a single man. Over the next 10 days I have a lot of things on my plate and I'll be busy doing last minute stuff for my upcoming wedding.

I'll try and pop one once or twice before the big day just to say hey but more or less im outta here for a while.

rock on people

-bondi :thumbup:

So today is officially my last day at work as a single man. Over the next 10 days I have a lot of things on my plate and I'll be busy doing last minute stuff for my upcoming wedding.

I'll try and pop one once or twice before the big day just to say hey but more or less im outta here for a while.

rock on people

-bondi :thumbup:

Have a good time, lots of laughs a few tears lots of sex and lots of drinks. :thumbup:

Have a good time, lots of laughs a few tears lots of sex and lots of drinks.  :thumbup:

Yeah but what about the wedding? :P

Seriously, gotta go!

Catch ya soon ppl

Yeah but what about the wedding? :P

Seriously, gotta go!

Catch ya soon ppl

That was the few tears :nahnah:

Also reminds me of a game I like to play with mates where we guess what the Porn Movie title will be for any new movies hitting the big screen.

Examples from the past include Forest Gump = Forest Hump etc

The 69th Sense and the Sopornos are two I actually watched. :ph34r:

I get funny too when drunk, but i end up making ppl laugh cuz i dance uncontrollably to crappy old school music, my freshman year of university i got hammered in front of my new roommates and ended up busting a move to the hampster dance song for about 10 mins lol  :ph34r:  :blink:

If there's a better way to spend a wednesday morning... I don't wanna hear it :thumbup:

haha true enough

(forgive the spelling)

Nooo, I don't know what schadenfreude means but please tell me cause im dying to know!!!

I believe it is when Flanders store the Leftorium goes bankrupt... could be wrong?

You are correct, sir.

Or the song... "you don't win friends with salad"

Or when Lisa brings out the tomato soup and gets laughed at, ou can hear Barney yell, "Go back to Russia!" :roflmao:

Sooo many memories

haha, for a few years after that I thought Gespacho(sp?) was a Russian dish :wacko:

So today is officially my last day at work as a single man. Over the next 10 days I have a lot of things on my plate and I'll be busy doing last minute stuff for my upcoming wedding.

I'll try and pop one once or twice before the big day just to say hey but more or less im outta here for a while.

rock on people

-bondi :thumbup:

10 days off of work to prepare huh. So you'll be cramming in all that stuff at 10pm the day before the wedding? :P

Have a good time, lots of laughs a few tears lots of sex and lots of drinks.  :thumbup:

Yeah but what about the wedding? :P

HEY-OH!

Wow. this thread was busy last night. I'd comment on all of it, but that would require commenting on all of it.

anyway, hope your planning goes as planned.

Stop by and keep us posted on the details.

So now since your officially almost starting your absence, I'll have to step it up a notch around here. Gnappy and I will keep it whored up around here best we can.

Rock on

You are correct, sir.
haha, for a few years after that I thought Gespacho(sp?) was a Russian dish :wacko:
10 days off of work to prepare huh. So you'll be cramming in all that stuff at 10pm the day before the wedding? :P
HEY-OH!

What a response...

I knew I couldn't be wrong with my placement of a simpsons reference to actual episode!

Yeah, as u can see im working my arse off haha. Well I hade some owed days off, meeting tomorrow (friday) and then next week im free from work. I just posted the above because im not sure of the frequency of which I'll be posting over the next few days, what with being home and all.

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Wow. this thread was busy last night.  I'd comment on all of it, but that would require commenting on all of it. 

anyway, hope your planning goes as planned.

Stop by and keep us posted on the details.

So now since your officially almost starting your absence, I'll have to step it up a notch around here.  Gnappy and I will keep it whored up around here best we can.

Rock on

Well im here spontaneously over the next week but after that, im pulling you outta work for 4-5 weeks and you'll be working on the whore duties full time!

Well im here spontaneously over the next week but after that, im pulling you outta work for 4-5 weeks and you'll be working on the whore duties full time!

haha spotted :thumbup:

haha spotted  :thumbup:

Well done :thumbup:

So today I found out little pieces of my itinerary for when I head to Mexico!

I will be flying from Osaka to Dallas, Texas. (Home state of Puppet and Kiana :blink: )

From there I fly to Mexico City and head to Cancun to spend a few days in that glorious city!

Does anyone when Spring Break is on for American College students who like to show their breasts during Wet T Shirt comps? :P

Well done :thumbup:

So today I found out little pieces of my itinerary for when I head to Mexico!

I will be flying from Osaka to Dallas, Texas. (Home state of Puppet and Kiana  :blink: )

From there I fly to Mexico City and head to Cancun to spend a few days in that glorious city!

Does anyone when Spring Break is on for American College students who like to show their breasts during Wet T Shirt comps? :P

It varies from state to state but I know it will usually start somewhere between the second week of march to through the first week of April depending on the school.

go to MTV .com they will have a time and place for there spring breaks ,it varies greatly by college and coastal city .

Well done :thumbup:

So today I found out little pieces of my itinerary for when I head to Mexico!

I will be flying from Osaka to Dallas, Texas. (Home state of Puppet and Kiana  :blink: )

From there I fly to Mexico City and head to Cancun to spend a few days in that glorious city!

Does anyone when Spring Break is on for American College students who like to show their breasts during Wet T Shirt comps? :P

basically if you go to the clubs in cancun, you'll be seeing tits regardless of when you go.

Well done :thumbup:

So today I found out little pieces of my itinerary for when I head to Mexico!

I will be flying from Osaka to Dallas, Texas. (Home state of Puppet and Kiana  :blink: )

From there I fly to Mexico City and head to Cancun to spend a few days in that glorious city!

Does anyone when Spring Break is on for American College students who like to show their breasts during Wet T Shirt comps? :P

Pretty much all of March till about the first week of april. The town keep it going for as long as possible, knowing that visitors will be coming from different colleges all over the place that have difference spring break vacations.

I went to Bike Week in Daytona a few years ago. Bike week is a 2-week long thing all about motorcycles. Daytona beach is also a hot spot for spring breakers. I cleverly planned the trip from wednesday to wednesday so that we'd be able to fraternize two sets of college girls. by the time saturday came along, the word had gotten out about my perverted nature and complete inability to satisfy a woman in bed (or should I say in bar bathroom stall). then here comes Sunday to the rescue with a completely new batch of nubile college students.

Its like there is an echo in here :P

Let me cut thru all the bullshit and chatter and sincerely wish you the best of luck. It's a big step, but it sounds like your up to it. Check in when you can, but as you already know, we'll still be here when you get back. (And don't worry, no one will catch up to your post count while you're gone)

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It varies from state to state but I know it will usually start somewhere between the second week of march to through the first week of April depending on the school.

Cheers thanks, Seems like I'll miss the major rush but that's not a bad thing really....

basically if you go to the clubs in cancun, you'll be seeing tits regardless of when you go.

Ahhh someone who can read between the lines! That's all I wanted to know :P

Pretty much all of March till about the first week of april.  The town keep it going for as long as possible, knowing that visitors will be coming from different colleges all over the place that have difference spring break vacations. 

Cheers :thumbup:

Let me cut thru all the bullshit and chatter and sincerely wish you the best of luck. It's a big step, but it sounds like your up to it. Check in when you can, but as you already know, we'll still be here when you get back. (And don't worry, no one will catch up to your post count while you're gone)

Thanks mate, Im popping in whilst im still in the build up to but not for long, im a bus boy at the moment.

I wont be jumping online when im on my honeymoon but I'll jump on when I do get back :thumbup:

T minus 5 days and counting :thumbup:

T minus 5 days and counting :thumbup:

You having it in a church or on the beach?? Or neither LOL

You having it in a church or on the beach?? Or neither LOL

bondigirl isn't as beachy as I am, we are having it in a Chapel!

bondigirl isn't as beachy as I am, we are having it in a Chapel!

That's good news. It's hard to live with a beachy wife who's beaching all the time.

(And don't worry, no one will catch up to your post count while you're gone)

Although I'll try :P

T minus 5 days and counting :thumbup:

My invite must have got lost in the mail :o

Although I'll try :P
My invite must have got lost in the mail  :o

Maybe it was forwarded from you old address :unsure: If that's the case, you'll get the invite in time for their one-year anniversary