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[Macdonald]

Also reminds me of a game I like to play with mates where we guess what the Porn Movie title will be for any new movies hitting the big screen.

Examples from the past include Forest Gump = Forest Hump etc

Or Saving Private Ryan = Shaving Ryan's Private

sorry for some reason that was the popular one when i was in high school...make all the jokes you want lol

[bondiguy]

Or Saving Private Ryan = Shaving Ryan's Private 

sorry for some reason that was the popular one when i was in high school...make all the jokes you want lol 

Yeah thats the kinda thing im talking about.

I like to do it with new films that I have not seen or heard of a porno being made about, it's good to see if you can come up with the title before the porn companies do

[Macdonald]

Yeah thats the kinda thing im talking about.

I like to do it with new films that I have not seen or heard of a porno being made about, it's good to see if you can come up with the title before the porn companies do

Guess one could be Wild Hogs = Wild Hoes...was the quickest thing i could come up with off the top of my head

[bondiguy]

Guess one could be Wild Hogs = Wild Hoes...was the quickest thing i could come up with off the top of my head  

Yeah thats a good one, lame movei but possibility for a good porno

[Macdonald]

Yeah thats a good one, lame movei but possibility for a good porno

lol quite possibly...or...
The Hills Have Eyes II = The Whores Have Pussies II, i'm horrible at this, one too many beers tonight lol

[bondiguy]

lol quite possibly...or...
The Hills Have Eyes II = The Whores Have Pussies II, i'm horrible at this, one too many beers tonight lol 

Hmmmm, usually beers make me funnier, well to me anyway

[Macdonald]

Hmmmm, usually beers make me funnier, well to me anyway

I get funny too when drunk, but i end up making ppl laugh cuz i dance uncontrollably to crappy old school music, my freshman year of university i got hammered in front of my new roommates and ended up busting a move to the hampster dance song for about 10 mins lol

[bondiguy]

I get funny too when drunk, but i end up making ppl laugh cuz i dance uncontrollably to crappy old school music, my freshman year of university i got hammered in front of my new roommates and ended up busting a move to the hampster dance song for about 10 mins lol   

If there's a better way to spend a wednesday morning... I don't wanna hear it

[Macdonald]

If there's a better way to spend a wednesday morning... I don't wanna hear it

thanks for the bode of confidence lol...sad part is i try to forget it but either my friends remind me or i have flashbacks of my own as i wasn't drunk enough to not remember it

[bondiguy]

thanks for the bode of confidence lol...sad part is i try to forget it but either my friends remind me or i have flashbacks of my own as i wasn't drunk enough to not remember it 

Damn friends... always there to remind you of the shit you desperately try and forget!

[Macdonald]

Damn friends... always there to remind you of the shit you desperately try and forget!

yeah and what makes it worse is if they get too drunk to remember there was always someone with a camera that will have the pictures as proof and to hold ransom against you lol

[bondiguy]

yeah and what makes it worse is if they get too drunk to remember there was always someone with a camera that will have the pictures as proof and to hold ransom against you lol

The camera phone has been both the best and worst invention since the light bulb

[Macdonald]

The camera phone has been both the best and worst invention since the light bulb

especially if it is a camera phone that can also take video lol

[bondiguy]

especially if it is a camera phone that can also take video lol 

Oh yeah.... why is it that these video/camera phones are only ever used for evil?

I mean you don't see lady next door filming her daughters first steps, you only see drunken buffoonery or sexual acts on these things?

[Macdonald]

Oh yeah.... why is it that these video/camera phones are only ever used for evil?

I mean you don't see lady next door filming her daughters first steps, you only see drunken buffoonery or sexual acts on these things?

because more people take pride in witnessing other people's worst moments lol...i can't remember the exact saying or whatever where people take joy in other people's suffering lol

[bondiguy]

because more people take pride in witnessing other people's worst moments lol...i can't remember the exact saying or whatever where people take joy in other people's suffering lol

(forgive the spelling)

Nooo, I don't know what schadenfreude means but please tell me cause im dying to know!!!

[Macdonald]

(forgive the spelling)

Nooo, I don't know what schadenfreude means but please tell me cause im dying to know!!!

I do believe that is from the whacking day episode is it not?

[bondiguy]

I do believe that is from the whacking day episode is it not?

I believe it is when Flanders store the Leftorium goes bankrupt... could be wrong?

[Macdonald]

I believe it is when Flanders store the Leftorium goes bankrupt... could be wrong?

Or the other two that come to mind is when lisa is afraid of the "simpson" gene or when she becomes a vegetarian...

[bondiguy]

Or the other two that come to mind is when lisa is afraid of the "simpson" gene or when she becomes a vegetarian...

definitely not Simpsons gene, pretty sure not the Vege one either

[Macdonald]

definitely not Simpsons gene, pretty sure not the Vege one either

yeah not when the vegetarian episode has one of the best sequences ever...

Homer: It's just a lil dirty it's still good it's still good...It's just a lil slimey it's still good it's still good...it's just a lil airborn it's still good it's still good
Bart: It's gone
Homer: I know

Meanwhile:
Mr. Burns: Smithers I think i'll donate $1 Million to the local orphange..........when pigs fly!
[pig flies by window]
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now sir?
Mr. Burns: No I think not

[bondiguy]

Or the song... "you don't win friends with salad"

Or when Lisa brings out the tomato soup and gets laughed at, ou can hear Barney yell, "Go back to Russia!"

Sooo many memories

[Macdonald]

Or the song... "you don't win friends with salad"

Or when Lisa brings out the tomato soup and gets laughed at, ou can hear Barney yell, "Go back to Russia!"

Sooo many memories

amazing how one episode provides so many memories

"A Hot Beef Injection" or "One Whopper for the Copper"

[Something_Creative]

I really think you guys just had a moment



I think the Bare Wench Project is playing again tonight on HBO.

[bondiguy]

amazing how one episode provides so many memories

"A Hot Beef Injection" or "One Whopper for the Copper"

And if my thread wasn't already a haven for Simpsons nerds

What abut ham? Bacon? Pork Chops??

They're from the same animal dad!

Oh right lisa, some wonderful, magical animal hehe

[bondiguy]

I really think you guys just had a moment
I think the Bare Wench Project is playing again tonight on HBO.

Hmmmm sounds like goood watching

What are some new movies? I'll think of some titles

[Something_Creative]

Hmmmm sounds like goood watching

What are some new movies? I'll think of some titles

Hmmmmm give me a minute I will go pull some of the Theater web site.

[Macdonald]

Hmmmm sounds like goood watching

What are some new movies? I'll think of some titles

300
Ghost Rider
Wild Hogs
The Number 23
Zodiac
Shooter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

do your worst

[Something_Creative]

.Ghost Rider
2.Bridge to Terabithia
3.Norbit
4.Music and Lyrics
5.Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girl
6.Breach
7.Hannibal Rising
8.Because I Said So
9.Night at the Museum
10.The Messengers

[bondiguy]

Hmmmmm give me a minute I will go pull some of the Theater web site.

300
Ghost Rider
Wild Hogs
The Number 23
Zodiac
Shooter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

do your worst

300 on 1
Ghosts Ride Her
Wild Hoes
The Number 69
Shoot-her face
Teenage mutant inya turtle (That one sucked haha)