Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Bondiguy, Man from Down Under

[Gnappster]

Do you think that our book would sell good?

we'll put your boobs on the cover for good measure

[summoner]

we'll put your boobs on the cover for good measure 

I think that hard nipples would be better, telling how cold it really is

[Gnappster]

I think that hard nipples would be better, telling how cold it really is

that could work too.
do you have any examples?

[summoner]

that could work too.
do you have any examples? 

Let me see *looks down* yes I do

[Gnappster]

Let me see *looks down* yes I do

That's the kind of "ambition" that will see a million copies

[summoner]

That's the kind of "ambition" that will see a million copies

Can you imagine how disappointed people will be when they see tits on the cover and inside just text about cold and winter and snow

[Macdonald]

Can you imagine how disappointed people will be when they see tits on the cover and inside just text about cold and winter and snow

Will definitely bring in the saying "Don't judge a book by its cover" lol





Sorry couldn't help myself

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When I was in Cincinnati the night before last, the guy standing behind me at the hotel check-in was from Sydney. I asked him if he ever went to Bondi Beach. He said he'd been there many times. I said I knew someone from there but that's about as far as the conversation got as I was next in line. It really is a small world.

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[Gnappster]

Can you imagine how disappointed people will be when they see tits on the cover and inside just text about cold and winter and snow

you're right...let's just make a book about tits instead!

When I was in Cincinnati the night before last, the guy standing behind me at the hotel check-in was from Sydney. I asked him if he ever went to Bondi Beach. He said he'd been there many times. I said I knew someone from there but that's about as far as the conversation got as I was next in line. It really is a small world.

it would have been funnier if you had asked, Have you ever been in Bondi?

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you're right...let's just make a book about tits instead!
it would have been funnier if you had asked, Have you ever been in Bondi?

That's a good one.

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[bondiguy]

I´m not immune to frost but I like to stay indoors when it´s that cold (-30c) And I recommend that if you take some alcohol to warm up, please don´t go out when it´s cold, it might be your last :S

See I am used to being outdoors or having the freedom to go outdoors even at night in the depths of winter.

Tell her it's a business trip to research Canadian booze 
I'm curious to know where you were that was that cold....somewhere in Australia?

I'll try that line... see if it works???

In the southern part of Australia we do have snowfields. I was skiing a few years back and it was -5 on top of the mountain but it was a really windy day and it was snowing so the wind chill was outta this world!

Can you imagine how disappointed people will be when they see tits on the cover and inside just text about cold and winter and snow

You'd have an angry mob thats for sure!

When I was in Cincinnati the night before last, the guy standing behind me at the hotel check-in was from Sydney. I asked him if he ever went to Bondi Beach. He said he'd been there many times. I said I knew someone from there but that's about as far as the conversation got as I was next in line. It really is a small world.

Bondi Beach is a big tourist trap. I am actually going to move post wedding due to affordability but it still is like no other place on earth. Literally 10 mins from the CBD of Sydney!

it would have been funnier if you had asked, Have you ever been in Bondi?

Hey wait a minute

[Gnappster]

See I am used to being outdoors or having the freedom to go outdoors even at night in the depths of winter.

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I am too. It just really sucks to do it at this time of year.

[bondiguy]

I am too. It just really sucks to do it at this time of year.

shrinkage factor?

[bondiguy]

and here I am worried about going to London next month where the average temps for March are 10C

[Gnappster]

and here I am worried about going to London next month where the average temps for March are 10C

a Canadian would be bringing their shorts and sunglasses with March weather that warm

[bondiguy]

a Canadian would be bringing their shorts and sunglasses with March weather that warm 

Haha I have been stacking up on windter clothes.

I seriously own 1 jacket, its kinda like this leather motorcycle jacket, i love it but rarely wear it as temps are not condusive to jacket wearing here.

I have been buying long sleeve tops and jumpers and shit. I gotta buy a beanie now too (Skull cap?)

[hott1976]

Done.... you are one lucky fuck! Not her (well slightly)... but stunning!

[bondiguy]

Done.... you are one lucky fuck!  Not her  (well slightly)...  but stunning! 

you could have boosted my ego a little more???? haha

But yes, I know, I was born with a golden horse shoe up my arse!

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Haha I have been stacking up on windter clothes.

I seriously own 1 jacket, its kinda like this leather motorcycle jacket, i love it but rarely wear it as temps are not condusive to jacket wearing here.

I have been buying long sleeve tops and jumpers and shit. I gotta buy a beanie now too (Skull cap?)

If you're gonna get a beanie, make sure you get one with a propeller. They're all the rage in London. Here's Gnappy with his "Friday" one.

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[bondiguy]

If you're gonna get a beanie, make sure you get one with a propeller. They're all the rage in London. Here's Gnappy with his "Friday" one.

haha I think I'll pass...

Im sure the translation is wrong. What I call a beanie is like a woolen or like material cap worn on ur head to keep your head warm? Like they wear on snowboarding at the X ganes etc?

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haha I think I'll pass...

Im sure the translation is wrong. What I call a beanie is like a woolen or like material cap worn on ur head to keep your head warm? Like they wear on snowboarding at the X ganes etc?

You talking about ear-muffs?

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[bondiguy]

exhibit A

[hott1976]

i haven't used my snowboard in a year! it's probably dusty.

[bondiguy]

i haven't used my snowboard in a year!    it's probably dusty. 

I have been skiing a bunch of times and I love it, but never boarded. Is it easier or harder? I mean I assume I could pick it up as i surf a bunch and i am pretty comfortable in skiis.... I'd love to carve it up on a board one day

[hott1976]

i hated skiing. but love to snowboard. I did some skateboarding when i was little (or tried to) so i picked it up well OK. not easy but not hard. You'll see. i am a total carver... nothing to crazy from me unless i have a few shot of tequilla and do some night skiing. Love to cruise through the wooded areas and back out........just chill....listen to ipod and do my thing. ;0 cute as a button to!

[bondiguy]

i hated skiing.  but love to snowboard.  I did some skateboarding when i was little (or tried to) so i picked it up well OK.  not easy but not hard.  You'll see.  i am a total carver... nothing to crazy from me unless i have a few shot of tequilla and do some night skiing.  Love to cruise through the wooded areas and back out........just chill....listen to ipod and do my thing.  ;0  cute as a button to!

Next time I hit the slopes Im gonna try it out.

I bet you look like a doll on the slopes... do you wear lycra?

[hott1976]

no i wear snowboard pants (white) and my pink and purple jacket. my board has skulls on it...Burton. rossignol boots.

[bondiguy]

no i wear snowboard pants (white) and my pink and purple jacket.  my board has skulls on it...Burton.  rossignol boots. 

Rock on sister... Go the skulls!

Women like you look irresistable in AND out of clothes!

[hott1976]

i'll have to get a pic of me and my board NAKED!

[bondiguy]

i'll have to get a pic of me and my board NAKED!

Oh hun, the mental image alone is sexy! I'd love to see that... Standing behind the board butt naked.... i have a cold sweat already!