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[bondiguy]

A limerick fan from Australia
Regarded his work as a failure:
His verses were fine
Until the fourth line.

That was actually pretty funny!

bondi, how come your sig pic hasn't changed?

CG, I have yet to have the chance to update the existing file with your image, but trust me, thy will be done!

[nybandit]

thanks for the info...but i think the pic is too big....lol

many more where that came from today.....

back to the drawing board

[bondiguy]

thanks for the info...but i think the pic is too big....lol

many more where that came from today.....

back to the drawing board

Too big?

Do u have adobe Imageshop or some shit? Open the file with that and change the image size!!!

[nybandit]

thanks.....i will get on her...i mean it

[bondiguy]

thanks.....i will get on her...i mean it

why not do both

[Gnappster]

Well Australia Day was great!

I started out the night before at a launch party for a new line of Cuervo premix drinks we are bringing onto the market in Australia and needless to say, I got blotto on free booze!

Woke up the next day just shy of lunch and enjoyed the afternoon at the beach, lapping up the 30 degree temps and cooling off in the ocean.

Followed that up by a pub dinner with a few cold beers with some mates and then headed off to a local football game where my home side Sydney FC beat local rivals Newcastle Jets.

After that, got more blotto, smoked a few cones and slept like a baby

sounds like a blast!

Hello Bondi!

your tits look good obviously, but your legs are screaming hot in this pic as well!

bondi, how come your sig pic hasn't changed?

I wouldn't want to be Bondi and have to explain that we can't use hot babes as our avatars. Wait a minute, I take that back. I'm jealous that Cangirl wants her ass as your avatar. 

she said SIG pic, not avatar. but you can use my ass pic for your av if you want

[Christof]

Well Australia Day was great!

I started out the night before at a launch party for a new line of Cuervo premix drinks we are bringing onto the market in Australia and needless to say, I got blotto on free booze!

Woke up the next day just shy of lunch and enjoyed the afternoon at the beach, lapping up the 30 degree temps and cooling off in the ocean.

Followed that up by a pub dinner with a few cold beers with some mates and then headed off to a local football game where my home side Sydney FC beat local rivals Newcastle Jets.

After that, got more blotto, smoked a few cones and slept like a baby

Ah I see Newcastle getting beaten is universal

[bondiguy]

Ah I see Newcastle getting beaten is universal  

And HOW!

[bondiguy]

Hey people,

I probably wont get another chance to post this week... I am off to celebrate my bucks party (bachelor party) which is actually spanning over 3 days. I am not sure what state I'll be in but if I can I'll try and take some pics. I guess that's all up to the girls there on the day too.

Anyhoo, I plan to drink my bodyweight in Jager and Beer and have a fucking good time.

catch ya all soon

Bondi

[cangirl18]

GOOD... HE'S GONE
now we can talk about him and he'll never know...

[Gnappster]

GOOD... HE'S GONE
now we can talk about him and he'll never know...

you're right!

Hello bondi? you're a stupidhead!

[ddd35]

you're right!

Hello bondi?  you're a stupidhead! 

[nybandit]

way to go Bondi......goodluck with that!

It takes a real man to giveaway such an angel.



hope you got a good "buckin" in at your shindig

[bondiguy]

GOOD... HE'S GONE
now we can talk about him and he'll never know...

you're right!

Hello bondi?  you're a stupidhead! 

Gnappster is that you?

[bondiguy]

Well, I return alive!

I had a great weekend. Spent it in a little beachside town about an hour out of Sydney with about 20 guys. Being a guy I didnt take much photos but a few other boys did. I also could not take photos of our strippers as there profession was largely a secret from there families and they obviously knew i'd post the here! haha. They performed a lesbian act and came out dressed as school girls (who would have known my little fetish? haha) and performed a great act with light candles, double ended dildos, and even a little fire!

Other than that I spent most of the time chilling out with my mates, drinking, surfing at the beach and largely just enjoying the beautiful weather and a great weekend!

[paybarraman]

Well, I return alive!

I had a great weekend. Spent it in a little beachside town about an hour out of Sydney with about 20 guys. Being a guy I didnt take much photos but a few other boys did. I also could not take photos of our strippers as there profession was largely a secret from there families and they obviously knew i'd post the here! haha. They performed a lesbian act and came out dressed as school girls (who would have known my little fetish? haha) and performed a great act with light candles, double ended dildos, and even a little fire!

Other than that I spent most of the time chilling out with my mates, drinking, surfing at the beach and largely just enjoying the beautiful weather and a great weekend!

OH COME ON MAN!!!!! Photo Editing!!!!!!!! Crop their heads out!!!!

[Gnappster]

Well, I return alive!

I had a great weekend. Spent it in a little beachside town about an hour out of Sydney with about 20 guys. Being a guy I didnt take much photos but a few other boys did. I also could not take photos of our strippers as there profession was largely a secret from there families and they obviously knew i'd post the here! haha. They performed a lesbian act and came out dressed as school girls (who would have known my little fetish? haha) and performed a great act with light candles, double ended dildos, and even a little fire!

Other than that I spent most of the time chilling out with my mates, drinking, surfing at the beach and largely just enjoying the beautiful weather and a great weekend!

I was gonna comment on this yesterday, but then I started looking at breasts and forgot.
Anyway, sounds like about the best time one could have! About the recording of the strippers; back in my last year of highschool we had a "stag party" sort of thing to celebrate being done at the end of the year. We had it in an old warehouse. The stripper did not allow cameras or anything either. The ingenious bastard who put this thing on had hidden a videocamera in the ceiling befoehand, centered squarely on where she was performing. Now you would think it would be a bad angle to view from, but with the things she was doing, it was about perfect! I still have a copy of that tape to this day haha.

My buddy is getting married next year and has named me the best man(his first choices must have been busy haha). So in my mind, my biggest resposibility is to throw him one hell of a bachelor party. I figure I better start planning this thing now! I only have a little over a year left. I kind of like the idea of making it a couple days instead of just one day of debauchery. I think going out of town may be perfect. It will be the dead of winter so maybe a cabin out somewhere would be pretty cool. You didn't plan this yourself obviously, but did you guys stay at a hotel? did everyone pay their own way? did someone collect the money beforehand to pay for everything? I've found some pretty decent sites on the net for this kind of thing but any extra help wouldn't hurt.

OH COME ON MAN!!!!!   Photo Editing!!!!!!!!  Crop their heads out!!!!

Oh yeah, like the strippers would have allowed pics from some drunk guy who said he would for sure crop their heads out later

[bondiguy]

OH COME ON MAN!!!!!   Photo Editing!!!!!!!!  Crop their heads out!!!!

When Maori gentlemen comes into the house before the performance, and stands at well over 6 foot, and weighs in excess of 120kg and tells anyone that takes any sort of photos that he'll break their fingers... you listen!

I was gonna comment on this yesterday, but then I started looking at breasts and forgot.
Anyway, sounds like about the best time one could have! About the recording of the strippers; back in my last year of highschool we had a "stag party" sort of thing to celebrate being done at the end of the year. We had it in an old warehouse. The stripper did not allow cameras or anything either. The ingenious bastard who put this thing on had hidden a videocamera in the ceiling befoehand, centered squarely on where she was performing. Now you would think it would be a bad angle to view from, but with the things she was doing, it was about perfect! I still have a copy of that tape to this day haha.

My buddy is getting married next year and has named me the best man(his first choices must have been busy haha). So in my mind, my biggest resposibility is to throw him one hell of a bachelor party. I figure I better start planning this thing now! I only have a little over a year left. I kind of like the idea of making it a couple days instead of just one day of debauchery. I think going out of town may be perfect. It will be the dead of winter so maybe a cabin out somewhere would be pretty cool. You didn't plan this yourself obviously, but did you guys stay at a hotel? did everyone pay their own way? did someone collect the money beforehand to pay for everything? I've found some pretty decent sites on the net for this kind of thing but any extra help wouldn't hurt.
Oh yeah, like the strippers would have allowed pics from some drunk guy who said he would for sure crop their heads out later

Ok, I'll give you a rundown of how things worked.

We booked a holiday house (A house privately owned that is rented out for weekends or longer periods by its owner) for the weekend pretty close to the beach. I invited a whole bunch of guys, about 20-25 all up and yes, they had to pay their own way. My best man pretty much booked everything. Cost for the weekend was A$150 per person. In exchange for that you got a bed to crash in for 2 nights, you got beer and spirits to drink as well as soft drink (soda). You also got bacon and eggs for breakfast each morning and a whole bunch of munchies like chips, nuts etc. Lastly you witnessed a great act by a lovely girl named sugar!

We booked the house through the local real estate agent. I got most of the alcohol cheap through work and we bought the groceries and booked the entertainment beforehand.

If we were to head out for one night in the city here in Sydney. Have dinner, go to a strip joint and drink there all night we'd have spent hundreds of dollars each.

A weekend away is a good idea! If you need any hel just ask me. My advice is to steer clear of those sites because they charge you a margin for booking shit for you. Wherever possible do it yourself and save heaps!

I guarantee it'll be the best wekeend you and your mates will ever have

[Gnappster]

When  Maori gentlemen comes into the house before the performance, and stands at well over 6 foot, and weighs in excess of 120kg and tells anyone that takes any sort of photos that he'll break their fingers... you listen!
Ok, I'll give you a rundown of how things worked.

We booked a holiday house (A house privately owned that is rented out for weekends or longer periods by its owner) for the weekend pretty close to the beach. I invited a whole bunch of guys, about 20-25 all up and yes, they had to pay their own way. My best man pretty much booked everything. Cost for the weekend was A$150 per person. In exchange for that you got a bed to crash in for 2 nights, you got beer and spirits to drink as well as soft drink (soda). You also got bacon and eggs for breakfast each morning and a whole bunch of munchies like chips, nuts etc. Lastly you witnessed a great act by a lovely girl named sugar!

We booked the house through the local real estate agent. I got most of the alcohol cheap through work and we bought the groceries and booked the entertainment beforehand.

If we were to head out for one night in the city here in Sydney. Have dinner, go to a strip joint and drink there all night we'd have spent hundreds of dollars each.

A weekend away is a good idea! If you need any hel just ask me. My advice is to steer clear of those sites because they charge you a margin for booking shit for you. Wherever possible do it yourself and save heaps!

I guarantee it'll be the best wekeend you and your mates will ever have

I'm only here for a minute, but thanks for the the advice. I am, as you know, a cheap bastard and would never pay anyone to organize or book such a thing for me when I could do it myself for waaaay cheaper and likely better. I like the idea of renting a place, and even found one kickass private chalet about an hour from here. The only problem will be getting "entertainment" out that way. As well, I'm sure I'll run into numerous tightwads who won't want to pay more than $10 or something stupid. I think if I could keep it between $75-100 I could make it all work.
BTW, do you think I could get any cheap booze through your work?

[bondiguy]

I'm only here for a minute, but thanks for the the advice. I am, as you know, a cheap bastard and would never pay anyone to organize or book such a thing for me when I could do it myself for waaaay cheaper and likely better. I like the idea of renting a place, and even found one kickass private chalet about an hour from here. The only problem will be getting "entertainment" out that way. As well, I'm sure I'll run into numerous tightwads who won't want to pay more than $10 or something stupid. I think if I could keep it between $75-100 I could make it all work.
BTW, do you think I could get any cheap booze through your work?

Dude ur friends sound as tight as a fishes arsehole!

Yeah you'll have to investigate the entertainment thing I guess. I looked online and found a few places that serviced the area I was in and it worked out well.

Yeah I'll hook you up with some free booze if u fly me over I'll bring it with me

[Gnappster]

Dude ur friends sound as tight as a fishes arsehole!

Yeah you'll have to investigate the entertainment thing I guess. I looked online and found a few places that serviced the area I was in and it worked out well.

Yeah I'll hook you up with some free booze if u fly me over I'll bring it with me

I think I am gonna send out prelim. invite like 6 months in advance to let people have time to gather funds if they must. Shit, if half of them save their beer bottles, that would more than pay for it.

You're welcome to come. You'll learn first hand how to stay warm when it's -30 by consuming lots of booze.

[bondiguy]

I think I am gonna send out prelim. invite like 6 months in advance to let people have time to gather funds if they must. Shit, if half of them save their beer bottles, that would more than pay for it.

You're welcome to come. You'll learn first hand how to stay warm when it's -30 by consuming lots of booze.

Yeah early invites are the key...

Dammit im gonna come! Just have to explain this one to the new wife!!!

I think the coldest temp I have ever experienced was -18C and then was WITH the wind chill factor!!!

[summoner]

I think the coldest temp I have ever experienced was -18C and then was WITH the wind chill factor!!!

Yesterday we had -31C here and in North-Finland it was -39C This morning only -27C And if the wind is hard, even -10C feels like -30C...

[bondiguy]

FUUUUUUUCK!!!!

I know you grow immune to it but I wonder how the fuck people survive in such temps?

[paybarraman]

FUUUUUUUCK!!!!

I know you grow immune to it but I wonder how the fuck people survive in such temps?

My bet would be since they're indoors alot, to prevent the "stir-crazies" from settling in they drink a goodly amount which means they survive by

FUCKING ALOT!!!

*at least that's how I would have to cope*

[summoner]

FUUUUUUUCK!!!!

I know you grow immune to it but I wonder how the fuck people survive in such temps?

I´m not immune to frost but I like to stay indoors when it´s that cold (-30c) And I recommend that if you take some alcohol to warm up, please don´t go out when it´s cold, it might be your last :S

And I must say that our houses are pretty well built, we have thick walls and very good radiators And we like to wear lot of clothes.

[Gnappster]

Yeah early invites are the key...

Dammit im gonna come! Just have to explain this one to the new wife!!!

I think the coldest temp I have ever experienced was -18C and then was WITH the wind chill factor!!!

Tell her it's a business trip to research Canadian booze
I'm curious to know where you were that was that cold....somewhere in Australia?

Yesterday we had -31C here and in North-Finland it was -39C This morning only -27C And if the wind is hard, even -10C feels like -30C...

This morning when I went out to start my car it was -31....-39 with the windchill. The wind is WAAAAY worse then just the pure cold. I would rather have it -30 out with no wind, than -15 with a -25 windchill ANY day. Cold is cold, but cold with wind just chills a person right to the bone and any exposed skin freezes way faster.
I went out running with my dog last night and it was -28 but with no wind. It was damnnd cold to be sure but I was so happy there was no wind.

FUUUUUUUCK!!!!

I know you grow immune to it but I wonder how the fuck people survive in such temps?

It does take a few weeks to acclimatize yourself to the cold each winter but I still never get really used to it or like it very much. There was a blizard a couple weeks ago with extreme cold temps and people who got standed out on some deserted highways DIED. It doesn't take long if you aren't prepared.
But just take a good survival kit and some blankets and you'll be in good shape. It's surprising how many people go out on the highway in their warm car without even bringing a jacket, only to have their vehicle breakdown on them in the middle of nowhere.

I´m not immune to frost but I like to stay indoors when it´s that cold (-30c) And I recommend that if you take some alcohol to warm up, please don´t go out when it´s cold, it might be your last :S

And I must say that our houses are pretty well built, we have thick walls and very good radiators And we like to wear lot of clothes.

A few drinks in front of the fireplace is the best way to cope with the cold.
Also, learning how to dress to stay warm outside is a science around here.

Yeah, if your house has any insulation problems or door seal leaks, you find out really quick when it gets super cold. The chilled air just pours in.

I think I could write a book on cold and winter.

[summoner]

Yeah, if your house has any insulation problems or door seal leaks, you find out really quick when it gets super cold. The chilled air just pours in.

I think I could write a book on cold and winter.

I think I would like to help you to write a book about cold and winter

I´m so glad we haven´t had any electricity problems this winter :S Last year there was huge problems with powerstations and hundreds of people were without any electricity for days!

ok, how did Bondis thread become a cold-thread?!

[Gnappster]

I think I would like to help you to write a book about cold and winter

I´m so glad we haven´t had any electricity problems this winter :S Last year there was huge problems with powerstations and hundreds of people were without any electricity for days!

ok, how did Bondis thread become a cold-thread?!

Let's do it!

wow that would suck! I'm glad I have a firepalce if that ever happens here.


haha, I was wondering the same thing. If there was one person's thread who would be absent of winter cold talk, I thought it would be bondi's.

[summoner]

I think I would like to help you to write a book about cold and winter

Let's do it!

Do you think that our book would sell good?

I´m so glad we haven´t had any electricity problems this winter :S Last year there was huge problems with powerstations and hundreds of people were without any electricity for days!

wow that would suck! I'm glad I have a firepalce if that ever happens here.

I wish we had a fireplace here too..it would be so romantic Just watching it...and I wish it would be summer because I want to barbecue sausages! *nam* And have my first ever summerholiday from work

ok, how did Bondis thread become a cold-thread?!

haha, I was wondering the same thing. If there was one person's thread who would be absent of winter cold talk, I thought it would be bondi's.

do you think we should send him some snowballs in a frozen box?