Outline · Standard · [ Linear+ ] Bondiguy, Man from Down Under

Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation!

Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now.

I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist!

I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression.

I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life!

I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people!

If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo!
:cheers:

Ladies,

evade brought up my sig gif today and I thought it needed some additions. The ladies in that pic are some of the finest to have ever graced the RMM pages... would any ladies like to join them in immortality? :P

Ladies,

evade brought up my sig gif today and I thought it needed some additions. The ladies in that pic are some of the finest to have ever graced the RMM pages... would any ladies like to join them in immortality? :P

I don't know what that means?

:unsure:

I don't know what that means?

:unsure:

See the pic that constantly changes at the bottom of each of my posts? That is my sig gif.... and I wanna add more ladies to it!

To get in, you need a shot featuring the word "bondi" somehwhere sent to me :thumbup:

See the pic that constantly changes at the bottom of each of my posts? That is my sig gif.... and I wanna add more ladies to it!

To get in, you need a shot featuring the word "bondi" somehwhere sent to me :thumbup:

Somewhere? Anywhere?

"to get in..." Geez Bondi, I haven't been through try-outs since high school. I'm so nervous!
;) ;)
:kisses:

Somewhere? Anywhere?

"to get in..." Geez Bondi, I haven't been through try-outs since high school. I'm so nervous!
;)  ;)
:kisses:

just do your best , i think you have already won him over .. as well as the rest of us :P

I don't think your "sig gif" (did I do that right? :P ) needs much more help. You just need to have Hott on there over and over and over again. I always stop to admire her pics when I pass a reply with her pic.

God, those abs! :wub:

Somewhere? Anywhere?

"to get in..." Geez Bondi, I haven't been through try-outs since high school. I'm so nervous!
;)  ;)
:kisses:

:lol: Here is a hint, I think you have already made the cut, and then some!!!!!

I don't think your "sig gif" (did I do that right?  :P ) needs much more help. You just need to have Hott on there over and over and over again. I always stop to admire her pics when I pass a reply with her pic.

God, those abs!  :wub:

Well she was an initial inductee that is for damn sure.... but I think cangirl would make a fantastic contribution to what is a homage to RMMs best :thumbup:

:lol: Here is a hint, I think you have already made the cut, and then some!!!!!
Well she was an initial inductee that is for damn sure.... but I think cangirl would make a fantastic contribution to what is a homage to RMMs best :thumbup:

aw, me?

:shuwks:

aw, me?

:shuwks:

Absolutely.... will flattery get me everywhere???

Absolutely.... will flattery get me everywhere???

Flattery is like season tickets- you can come and come again :P

skills to pay the bills..........damn kid is good!

Flattery is like season tickets- you can come and come again :P

Well than more flattery it is!!!

p.s I think we need a pic where your hair falls across your face or something? It will still have your identity remain anonnymous and would be sexy as hell.

Maybe for my sig??? :P

skills to pay the bills..........damn kid is good!

They dont call me Colenel Bondi because I am some dumb ass army guy :P

Well than more flattery it is!!!

p.s I think we need a pic where your hair falls across your face or something? It will still have your identity remain anonnymous and would be sexy as hell.

Maybe for my sig??? :P

I guess not :P

I guess not :P

I'll work on it. Getting a lot of flack from the bf right now... gone through a lot of batteries if you know what I mean

I'll work on it. Getting a lot of flack from the bf right now... gone through a lot of batteries if you know what I mean

Yeah no problems... it is entirely up to you!

Someone....... send the lady some batteries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah no problems... it is entirely up to you!

Someone....... send the lady some batteries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

give me a address and a size .... :P

Flattery is like season tickets- you can come and come again :P

so were can I get those tickets , costs is not a problem ?????? :P

give me a  address  and  a size  ....  :P

10"...oh...Are we still talking about batteries? :sweetie:

10"...oh...Are we still talking about batteries?  :sweetie:

Hmmm see what I can do , but I think you might be disapointed around here .. :blink:

theres a better chance of this Cangirl ... specially with you , your just so damn sexy , the anticipation would cause a early pop off for most , at least the first 4 or 5 times ..

i hope you are speaking for yourself 3d......some of us have a bit of control....lol..... :bang:

Um, hey, Bondi?
I think you left your boots at my place last night.

Love that pic cancangirl!
The way your breasts frame themsleves around the contour of your legs is enough to drive a guy wild.

Happy 10,000 brotha!

Seems like just a few months ago that you were at a mere 5,000.....
Wait a second, I think it was :wacko:

wow! 10,000 posts. You're such a whore... and that's why we like you. :thumbup:

so now that you've clicked on that "add reply" button 10,001 times, do you think you could try posting something worth reading for a change.
:lol:

10"...oh...Are we still talking about batteries?  :sweetie:

I have 10 inches... if I put it in twice :P

Happy 10,000 brotha!

Seems like just a few months ago that you were at a mere 5,000.....
Wait a second, I think it was :wacko:

I knew it was coming up but I didnt even notice until evade pointed it out!

All I can say is, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

wow!  10,000 posts.  You're such a whore... and that's why we like you. :thumbup:

so now that you've clicked on that "add reply" button 10,001 times, do you think you could try posting something worth reading for a change.
:lol:

I don't think there'll be any of that :thumbup:

I have 10 inches... if I put it in twice :P

I do something similar... I count the in and the out.

I knew it was coming up but I didnt even notice until evade pointed it out!

All I can say is, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

Haha. Good one. :thumbup:

I don't think there'll be any of that :thumbup:

funny and true

I do something similar... I count the in and the out.

Haha.  Good one. :thumbup:


funny and true

Well that was the way I was taught to measure :P

Nice FG... One of the guys at school wrote that as HIS quote in our yearbook, crack up!

Funny and true is the best type of comedy!

Well that was the way I was taught to measure :P

Nice FG... One of the guys at school wrote that as HIS quote in our yearbook, crack up!

I measure from the back of my ass.

That's awesome!

I measure from the back of my ass.

Now there is an idea :thumbup:

How quicjly my thread goes from hot, beautiful women putting pics up to cock measurement :P

I was going to bombard the election thread with my campaign slogans but I thought they would actually LOSE me votes so I'll just make the usual crew laugh!

"If I get voted as Mod, I'd sure find better things to do. Like getting Washington's birthday and Lincoln's birthday back to separate paid holidays. President's Day. pffft... What a rip-off. I bust my butt day in and day out..."