Outline · Standard · [ Linear+ ] Bondiguy, Man from Down Under

Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation!

Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now.

I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist!

I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression.

I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life!

I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people!

If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo!
:cheers:

You did 3D?  that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard?

well it goes right along with you saying it to begin with :crazydude:

FArmgirl = you show it it GROWS

farmboy = I plant it, it grows

Got it now , I can draw ya picture if need be ... :P

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well it goes right along  with you saying it to begin with   :crazydude:

FArmgirl = you show it   it GROWS  

farmboy =  I plant it, it grows

Got it now , I can draw ya picture if need be  ...  :P

I read that 3 times and made no sense of what you were trying to say...

:P

now that makes a whole lotta sense to me :bonerfied:

glad you like. :)

glad you like.  :)

I lurve :niceones:

Insiders;

BH may be back sooner rather than later... straight from the puppet's mouth :ph34r:

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3d, I have no doubts that with the hands of time that everyone's ses life slows at by varying margins. What I object to is that people who tell me to kiss my sex life goodbye from March onwards. People often give up too easily on their sex life and I guess it is up to the individuals to decide how important it is to them, to me it is very important. To others who hold it in a high importance they experiment, try different things with their partners, it is how you get longevity.

Also, I don't think it has got a thing to do with how much of a nymph your prospective life partner has. Sex is a two way street and as long as a connection is there and a physical attraction remains, sex will live on. I don't work 10 hours a day, neither does my fianceee. Kids are a long way off for us so in at least the short term I am pretty sure I'll be just fine. Thanks for your concern though

I barely work 10 hour weeks!

Well it is hard convincing Farm Boy not all married couples stop having sex

He has lots of livestock in the barn when the wife isn't putting out :nahnah:

no i'm talking the El nino stuff...
can we see mr. nino's cock?  anyone got that pic?

Im sure 3d has it?

HEY-OH!

You did 3D?  that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard?

a not uncomon response to a 3d post ;)

:P

love the lighting in this pic and obviously the subject matter.

I read that 3 times and made no sense of what you were trying to say...
now that makes a whole lotta sense to me :bonerfied:

I think it's something about him being gay :unsure:

Insiders;

BH may be back sooner rather than later... straight from the puppet's mouth :ph34r:

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I read that 3 times and made no sense of what you were trying to say...
now that makes a whole lotta sense to me :bonerfied:

hott must have understood thats why she posted the pic .. :cheers:

[quote=Gnappster,Jan 8 2007, 11:57 AM]I barely work 10 hour weeks! we new this
He has lots of livestock in the barn when the wife isn't putting out  :nahnah:
HEY-OH! dont knock it till ya try it  lol
a not uncomon response to a 3d post ;) I agree , cant talk over your head  ..
love the lighting in this pic and obviously the subject matter.
I think it's something about him being gay  :unsure:  POT <> KEttle
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My thinking is this might be Bondi on his wedding Night , premature blast off !!!

I barely work 10 hour weeks!
He has lots of livestock in the barn when the wife isn't putting out  :nahnah:
HEY-OH!
a not uncomon response to a 3d post ;)
love the lighting in this pic and obviously the subject matter.
I think it's something about him being gay  :unsure:
:o
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:lol: way to encapsulate 3 weeks of posting into 5 or 6 lines :thumbup:

My  thinking is  this might be Bondi on his wedding Night  , premature blast off !!!

I still go off with enough force to shoot a human out of a jet fighter....

I was going to post something funny, but i couldn't find anything that I could copy and paste.

Bondi, I went through the same shit before my wedding with people offering words of caution and stuff like that. even still now people make goofy comments. Some people tell me that the first 2 years are teh hardest, others tell me the first 2 are the easiest. I think marriage is not the variable in the happiness equation, that is supposed to be the constant. In a marriage, if the two people in it work as a team, then everything will be fine. It's all about personality conflict resolution...

My wife and I are a great team. We enjoy helping each other accomplish not only our shared goals, but also our individual goals. We also are good at accepting each other for who we are. I think a lot of people try to change their partner, especially after marriage. I never undrestood that. Why would you marry someone who you thought needed changing??? I would hope that a person marries someone who they actually like for who they are, not who they strive to turn them into.

Okay. I'm done for now. I'm trying to catch up here and here I am writing Bobaloo-length posts.

I was going to post something funny, but i couldn't find anything that I could copy and paste.

Bondi, I went through the same shit before my wedding with people offering words of caution and stuff like that.  even still now people make goofy comments.  Some people tell me that the first 2 years are teh hardest, others tell me the first 2 are the easiest.  I think marriage is not the variable in the happiness equation, that is supposed to be the constant.  In a marriage, if the two people in it work as a team, then everything will be fine.  It's all about personality conflict resolution...

My wife and I are a great team.  We enjoy helping each other accomplish not only our shared goals, but also our individual goals.  We also are good at accepting each other for who we are.  I think a lot of people try to change their partner, especially after marriage.  I never undrestood that.  Why would you marry someone who you thought needed changing???  I would hope that a person marries someone who they actually like for who they are, not who they strive to turn them into.

Okay.  I'm done for now.  I'm trying to catch up here and here I am writing Bobaloo-length posts.

Thanks mate,

you could have easily been describing bondiguy and bondigirl in that post... we sound alot like you and your wife!

I dont really listen to peoples advice that I dont know or don't respect but the day I posted that I had just had enough of every fucker telling me how my life would pan out

Thanks mate,

you could have easily been describing bondiguy and bondigirl in that post... we sound alot like you and your wife!

I dont really listen to peoples advice that I dont know or don't respect but the day I posted that I had just had enough of every fucker telling me how my life would pan out

If that is true, then I can only assume you will have a happy, fruitful marriage. God's blessings and much happiness in all your new beginnings.

So when is the big day??? As in the date. I was trying to tell the little lady that it'd be fun to go to Australia during her spring break (she's a school teacher). she agreed, but thought it'd be more fun to go during the summer. so i regret to inform you that we probably won't be able to make it to your wedding.

If that is true, then I can only assume you will have a happy, fruitful marriage.  God's blessings and much happiness in all your new beginnings.

So when is the big day???  As in the date.  I was trying to tell the little lady that it'd be fun to go to Australia during her spring break (she's a school teacher).  she agreed, but thought it'd be more fun to go during the summer.  so i regret to inform you that we probably won't be able to make it to your wedding.

Can you still make the bucks (bachelor) party???

March 10th....

Can you still make the bucks (bachelor) party???

March 10th....

are you still having jelly wrestling???

are you still having jelly wrestling???

and foxy boxing :thumbup:

and foxy boxing :thumbup:

I am surfing travelocity as we speak

I am surfing travelocity as we speak

its in 3 or 4 weeks! :thumbup:

I still go off with enough force to shoot a human out of a jet fighter....

only problem is that is a male pilot going out of the jet fighter !!! :thumbup:

only problem is that is a male  pilot going out of the jet fighter  !!! :thumbup:

how do you know?

only problem is that is a male  pilot going out of the jet fighter  !!! :thumbup:

can someone explain the idea behind an analogy to 3d here?

can someone explain the idea behind an analogy to 3d here?

No, I don't think anyone can.

No, I don't think anyone can.

If it weren't for the fact that some walls have graffiti on them, I'd say talking to a wall would equate to explaing something to 3d. Those pesky gang members sure know how to invalidate a metaphor

how do you know?

cause I read the headlines that went with it ........

can someone explain the idea behind an analogy to 3d here?

COUGH COUGH COUGH :fuckoff: COUGH LOL

how do you know?

It was HIS boyfriend?

can someone explain the idea behind an analogy to 3d here?

It'd be like teaching a dog to lick his balls, some dogs can, some dogs just can't figure it out?

It was HIS boyfriend?
It'd be like teaching a dog to lick his balls, some dogs can, some dogs just can't figure it out?

Now why would I want to lick my balls when there are ladies that are more then willing to do it for me ? :P

Now why would I want to lick my balls when there are ladies that are more then willing to do it for me  ?  :P

more than willing=forced at gunpoint :nahnah:

Now why would I want to lick my balls when there are ladies that are more then willing to do it for me  ?  :P

because you wouldn't have pay to get a boob job for yourself in exchange for a good ball licking. :lol: