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Your Last Sexual Encounter, ...when, who, what, where?
| ddd35 |
Nov 10 2006, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 05:08 PM) Making me scream. :ph34r: tell her he was walking on your back or something !!! ID like to make ya scream ..... :cheers:
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| bondiguy |
Nov 10 2006, 05:23 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 05:14 PM) I have two. My son is 6 and my daughter just turned 4 today! Well tell her that creepy Aussie from a soft porn message board said happy birthday! :lol: Seriously though, no kids want to ever imagine their parents ever having done it
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| ddd35 |
Nov 10 2006, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 05:23 PM) Well tell her that creepy Aussie from a soft porn message board said happy birthday! :lol: Seriously though, no kids want to ever imagine their parents ever having done it a b day wish from me as well Oh yeah I know what ya mean bondi :spankin:
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| natalie |
Nov 10 2006, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 05:23 PM) Well tell her that creepy Aussie from a soft porn message board said happy birthday! :lol: Seriously though, no kids want to ever imagine their parents ever having done it I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol
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| ddd35 |
Nov 10 2006, 05:29 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 05:27 PM) I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol \ well from your pics Id say you probably gave her some good advice !!!!!
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| bondiguy |
Nov 10 2006, 05:29 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 05:27 PM) I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol :blink: I love my parents as much as the next guy but if my dad ever calls asking for good muff diving techniques I am hanging up that phone!!!
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| ddd35 |
Nov 10 2006, 05:32 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 05:29 PM) :blink: I love my parents as much as the next guy but if my dad ever calls asking for good muff diving techniques I am hanging up that phone!!! :crazydude: :bang:
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| Gnappster |
Nov 10 2006, 05:33 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 02:59 PM) Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!! :( QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 03:03 PM) That kid is going to need alotta therapy! :P yuh huh! QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 03:08 PM) Making me scream. :ph34r: :bonerfied: can I sleep on your couch? :lol: QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 03:27 PM) I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol i couldnt and dont even want to imagine that. QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 10 2006, 03:29 PM) \ well from your pics Id say you probably gave her some good advice !!!!! haha, look at 3d makin the funnies happy bday to yer little one nat, maybe for a present you can give earmuffs. and what DID u tell her?
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| natalie |
Nov 10 2006, 05:35 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 10 2006, 05:33 PM) yuh huh! :bonerfied: can I sleep on your couch? :lol: i couldnt and dont even want to imagine that. haha, look at 3d makin the funnies happy bday to yer little one nat, maybe for a present you can give earmuffs. and what DID u tell her? I just smiled all embarassed and told her not to worry everything was alright.
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| Gnappster |
Nov 10 2006, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 03:29 PM) :blink: I love my parents as much as the next guy but if my dad ever calls asking for good muff diving techniques I am hanging up that phone!!! yeah like bondi would have any good tips :lol:
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| ddd35 |
Nov 10 2006, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 05:35 PM) I just smiled all embarassed and told her not to worry everything was alright. well hell yes it was alright mommy had just had a orgasm !!!!!!!
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| bondiguy |
Nov 10 2006, 05:38 PM
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I can't believe I almost let this slip....
Maybe you need to hire a babysitter? I hear 3d can recommend a good one :P
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| ddd35 |
Nov 10 2006, 05:39 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 05:38 PM) I can't believe I almost let this slip.... Maybe you need to hire a babysitter? I hear 3d can recommend a good one :P LOL I deserve that or her in any case :cheers:
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| bondiguy |
Nov 10 2006, 05:40 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 10 2006, 05:37 PM) yeah like bondi would have any good tips :lol: Well I have watched alotta porn and those girls seem to enjoy it :P
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| Bobaloo |
Nov 10 2006, 07:03 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 10 2006, 05:33 PM) yuh huh! :bonerfied: can I sleep on your couch? :lol: i couldnt and dont even want to imagine that. haha, look at 3d makin the funnies happy bday to yer little one nat, maybe for a present you can give earmuffs. and what DID u tell her? Nat's inner thighs are the BEST earmuffs! :eatme:
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| evade20 |
Nov 10 2006, 07:10 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 04:59 PM) Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!! :( Tell her that Jon and you were having a tickling match and daddy was winning....closer to the truth than she'll need to know for a long while! :ph34r:
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| bondiguy |
Nov 10 2006, 08:43 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 10 2006, 07:03 PM) Nat's inner thighs are the BEST earmuffs! :eatme: Not for her kids though :blink:
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| Bobaloo |
Nov 11 2006, 02:07 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 08:43 PM) Not for her kids though :blink: so that's how it is in their family. (I think that's from Ferris Beuller.) I guess ya gotta point. Oh, well. She'll just have to give those earmuff to me then.
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| bondiguy |
Nov 12 2006, 12:00 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 11 2006, 02:07 PM) I guess ya gotta point. Oh, well. She'll just have to give those earmuff to me then. Are they as good as Hamburger Earmuffs?
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| Bobaloo |
Nov 13 2006, 03:07 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 12 2006, 12:00 AM) Are they as good as Hamburger Earmuffs? Nat's earmuffs give the pickle matrix a completely new dimension.
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| bondiguy |
Nov 14 2006, 03:53 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 13 2006, 03:07 PM) Nat's earmuffs give the pickle matrix a completely new dimension. Well spotted and funny :lol:
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| Gnappster |
Nov 14 2006, 12:46 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 11 2006, 10:00 PM) Are they as good as Hamburger Earmuffs? QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 13 2006, 01:07 PM) Nat's earmuffs give the pickle matrix a completely new dimension. QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 14 2006, 01:53 AM) Well spotted and funny :lol: what a bunch of nerds (OK I'm just jealous that I wasn't here to reply first)
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| Bobaloo |
Nov 14 2006, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 14 2006, 12:46 PM) what a bunch of nerds (OK I'm just jealous that I wasn't here to reply first) Oh, I didn't realize you weren't here. I thought you were just watching while leaning back in your chair which was resting on those little lean-back-in-the-chair thingys
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| bondiguy |
Nov 14 2006, 06:27 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 14 2006, 12:46 PM) what a bunch of nerds (OK I'm just jealous that I wasn't here to reply first) :lol: QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 14 2006, 01:18 PM) Oh, I didn't realize you weren't here. I thought you were just watching while leaning back in your chair which was resting on those little lean-back-in-the-chair thingys You know the only thing that makes him happy when he misses out on a post is to go to the basement and tap the light bulb!
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| Gnappster |
Nov 15 2006, 11:52 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 14 2006, 11:18 AM) Oh, I didn't realize you weren't here. I thought you were just watching while leaning back in your chair which was resting on those little lean-back-in-the-chair thingys oooh, I should patent that! along with the electric hammer. QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 14 2006, 04:27 PM) :lol: You know the only thing that makes him happy when he misses out on a post is to go to the basement and tap the light bulb! the lightbulb was einstein's greatest invention!
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| bondiguy |
Nov 16 2006, 01:42 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 15 2006, 11:52 AM) oooh, I should patent that! along with the electric hammer. the lightbulb was einstein's greatest invention! :roflmao:
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| buxombbwuk |
Jan 4 2007, 05:42 AM
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My last sexual encounter was way back in February 2006, almost a bloody year!!
Note to self *must get laid* haha
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| bondiguy |
Jan 4 2007, 06:35 AM
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QUOTE(buxombbwuk @ Jan 4 2007, 05:42 AM) My last sexual encounter was way back in February 2006, almost a bloody year!! Note to self *must get laid* haha Buy a vibe :P
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| buxombbwuk |
Jan 4 2007, 06:50 AM
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I have several already! lol
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| wincy69 |
Jan 4 2007, 06:53 AM
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QUOTE(buxombbwuk @ Jan 4 2007, 10:50 AM) I have several already! lol How about posting some of you in action i'm sure there must be a thread for vibe's in action on here!!!lol :bonerfied:
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