Outline · Standard · [ Linear+ ] Bobaloo, Lucy, I'm ho-ome

Hey all.

Bobaloo here. I don't know why I picked the name Bobaloo. I use it on a few boards. My name isn't Bob, it's not Ricky, or anything else that has to do with anything about what bobaloo could mean. It's just something that came to mind when I had to pick a name one day. So... for anyone who cares, you can call me Mike. But Bobaloo will do just fine.

I've been hanging around RMM for what seems like a year now and discovered the boards soon thereafter. I became a member in November just cuz I thought it would be a good idea and from there have been checking out the boards more regularly. I will say that BTS is the one responsible for initially getting me hooked on this place. Well, then one day John implemented the members only thread with a post limit and I freaked. I decided to get off my ass and start posting. It's not that I wanted to sit in the dark all that time until then. It's just that I get very busy at work and find it hard to dedicate board time and postings and all that goes with it. board whoring can be pretty consuming. I've been finding it pretty easy to keep up with the boards here, though, so it's not too bad.

From reading the boards so long, I feel like I already know lots of you and a little bit about your personalities. So if I post something that seems off the wall or inappropriate because you don't even know who the hell I am, that's probably the reason.

I really like the boards here. It's not like other places where people are looking for help with products or advice on stuff. People get really crabby really fast on those sites. It gets irritating. This place is so much more calm and fun. It's a treat to talk to all of you.

Wow, this is getting long.

Now here's some info about me...

I live in a western suburb of Chicago. I'm getting married in August. I am completely devoted and faithful to my fiancée, but she knows I am obsessed with women and their lovely bodies. I'm trying to get her to let me contribute to this site, but I don't think that's happening anytime soon. I don't mean to be a mooch around here, but I have no choice for now.

I work with my dad running an auto shop. Things are good. We're a pretty busy shop and we have lots of great, loyal customers.

I'm a little bit of everything. I can hang out with the nerds and the cool kids and the jocks and get along with all of them.

Well, that's just about it for now. i don't want to spill all my beans right away; otherwise, my thread will die right away. I'll keep anyone who cares up to date in future posts.

In closing, I would like to say that I am definitely a boob man, I love 'em big, little, hanging, proud, big nipples, little nipples... whatever, I love 'em. I also love stomachs and butts and legs and lips and eyes... Okay. you get the idea. Like a said before, I am obsessed with women... a healthy obsession, of course.

So please feel free, ladies, to grace my 411 with whatever part of your lovely bodies you think is appropriate... I'll love it all.

By the way... my opening of this thread represents my 100th post!!! yea for me!! I know some people will honor someone by giving them a milestone post, and in the future I probably will. But for now I feel like being a little selfish and honoring myself.

Thanks for reading this. :)

If I had something interesting to say, I'd type it here. But seeing as I have nothing interesting to say, I'll just type it here.

"Nothing interesting," said Bobaloo

I thought he had bad acne

witness protection , Im wanted it australia for beating a a drug induced street musician LOL :bang:

bad news: the mail took forever to get here today

good news: the mail finally came

bad news: only one check

good news: FHM arrived with vida guerra on cover

bad news: check for less than $100

Good news: package arrived from Gnappy

bad news: people in office know I associate with people from canada

good news: Gnappy is like the Canadian me so it's like I'm really just sending packages to myself

bad news: there's another person out there as messed up as I am

Good news: the bumper sticker was in the package from Gnappy.

Bad news: I can't display it on my desk at work

Good news: I drove my wife's car to work today... and I have my camera

bad news: If I stuck that bumper sticker on my wife's car, she'd be pissed.

good news: I don't care.

Bad news: I dropped off my wife's car at the dealer today for more warranty work, which means I can't put it on her car and take a pic just yet

Good news: I'll get it back either at the end of the day or sometime tomorrow.

Bad news: I'm very impatient

Good news: I'll get over it.

Bad news: most people don't read past the second sentence of my posts

good news: I'll have a pic of the bumper sticker on my wife's car very soon.

haha, I was sitting on the can today and was wondering if you got it yet.

ya know, when you separate your long assed posts into single lines like that it makes it far less intimidating to the casual viewer.

if your wife gets mad, just tell her the slackers at the boob site you frequent dared you to do it.

as well, don't tell her and see how long it takes her to notice. you won't need to tell us how long...your lengthy absence will be proof.

haha, I was sitting on the can today and was wondering if you got it yet.

What is it about taking a dump that gets people to think about me? :unsure:

also reminds me of... "Shitter was full!"

ya know, when you separate your long assed posts into single lines like that it makes it far less intimidating to the casual viewer.

Good

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know.

thanks

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the

constructive

criticism

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if your wife gets mad, just tell her the slackers at the boob site you frequent dared you to do it.

That trick never works

as well, don't tell her and see how long it takes her to notice. you won't need to tell us how long...your lengthy absence will be proof.

that trick does :blink:

If someone ever pasted a bumper sticker on my car without my permission (which I'd never give), I'd scrape it off with their nose. When they came out with resident parking stickers for my neighborhood a few years back, I told the clerk who handed it to me that I couldn't think of a unobtrusive place to display it on my bike. She said some people put it on their gas tank. I told her I didn't doubt her since some people are also stupid. I stuck it behind my license plate and showed all the parking gestapo where it was when they came around till they all had seen it at least once.

If someone ever pasted a bumper sticker on my car without my permission (which I'd never give), I'd scrape it off with their nose. When they came out with resident parking stickers for my neighborhood a few years back, I told the clerk who handed it to me that I couldn't think of a unobtrusive place to display it on my bike. She said some people put it on their gas tank. I told her I didn't doubt her since some people are also stupid. I stuck it behind my license plate and showed all the parking gestapo where it was when they came around till they all had seen it at least once.

well, i plan on getting some type of complaint from my wife. i will then accuse some unsuspecting wimp of affixing the sticker and then easily kick his ass. My wife will see what a great and powerful protector I am and I might get some sex out of it, even if for no other reason than she's scared of me

well, i plan on getting some type of complaint from my wife.  i will then accuse some unsuspecting wimp of affixing the sticker and then easily kick his ass.  My wife will see what a great and powerful protector I am and I might get some sex out of it, even if for no other reason than she's scared of me

That's about as likely to happen as Paris Hilton scoring a 1600 on her S.A.Ts.

If someone ever pasted a bumper sticker on my car without my permission (which I'd never give), I'd scrape it off with their nose. When they came out with resident parking stickers for my neighborhood a few years back, I told the clerk who handed it to me that I couldn't think of a unobtrusive place to display it on my bike. She said some people put it on their gas tank. I told her I didn't doubt her since some people are also stupid. I stuck it behind my license plate and showed all the parking gestapo where it was when they came around till they all had seen it at least once.

A heat gun would be safer for your vehicles finish. <_<

A heat gun would be safer for your vehicles finish.  <_<

Yeah, but then they'd burn their nose on the hot metal. I'm trying to be humane here.

Yeah, but then they'd burn their nose on the hot metal. I'm trying to be humane here.

touché

what's the bumper sticker say? I'd like to send an xmas gift to one of you...how can we make that happen? And i don't mean your inbox.......
and yes it will be safe, sane and rated N or normal.

Maybe I'll give Hitt, Gnappy and Bob my company address... that way any anthrax will be inhaled by our receptionist first! :P

witness protection ,   Im wanted it australia  for beating  a  a drug induced  street musician LOL :bang:

It would have been funnier if you said you were wanted for fraud

what's the bumper sticker say?  I'd like to send an xmas gift to one of you...how can we make that happen?  And i don't mean your inbox.......
and yes it will be safe, sane and rated N or normal.

well what fun is that? :P

Maybe I'll give Hitt, Gnappy and Bob my company address... that way any anthrax will be inhaled by our receptionist first! :P
It would have been funnier if you said you were wanted for fraud

HEY-BAM-OH!

HEY-BAM-OH!

Which got the laugh... the first or second line?

Which got the laugh... the first or second line?

both, but my money is on the second one.

what's the bumper sticker say?  I'd like to send an xmas gift to one of you...how can we make that happen?  And i don't mean your inbox.......
and yes it will be safe, sane and rated N or normal.

I'll have a picture of it affixed to my wife's car up here soon enough. I just need to get my car back from the dealer.

so what would you be sending us. I'll give you my address. any chance you'd be on my front porch wearing nothing but a red bow underneath a full-length fur coat? cuz that would be damn hot. I keep telling my wife that's what I want for christmas, but she doesn't think I'm serious... Besides, she doesn't know how to find you. :lol:

both, but my money is on the second one.

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what is it about my 411 that causes people to ignore it after bondi posts something???

what is it about my 411 that causes people to ignore it after bondi posts something???

I don't think it's bondi's posts :P

I don't think it's bondi's posts  :P

Well, then, I can think of no other reason. :(

what is it about my 411 that causes people to ignore it after bondi posts something???

Well I am pretty much the last to post on MOST topics, so the chances they are ignored after my post is pretty high! :P

Well I am pretty much the last to post on MOST topics, so the chances they are ignored after my post is pretty high! :P

Well I WAS gonna post some compelling stuff but bondi ruined my train of thought.

bad news: the mail took forever to get here today

good news: the mail finally came

bad news: only one check

good news: FHM arrived with vida guerra on cover

bad news: check for less than $100

Good news: package arrived from Gnappy

bad news: people in office know I associate with people from canada

good news: Gnappy is like the Canadian me so it's like I'm really just sending packages to myself

bad news: there's another person out there as messed up as I am

Good news: the bumper sticker was in the package from Gnappy.

Bad news: I can't display it on my desk at work

Good news: I drove my wife's car to work today... and I have my camera

bad news: If I stuck that bumper sticker on my wife's car, she'd be pissed.

good news: I don't care.

Bad news:  I dropped off my wife's car at the dealer today for more warranty work, which means I can't put it on her car and take a pic just yet

Good news:  I'll get it back either at the end of the day or sometime tomorrow.

Bad news: I'm very impatient

Good news: I'll get over it.

Bad news:  most people don't read past the second sentence of my posts

good news: I'll have a pic of the bumper sticker on my wife's car very soon.

That was the funniest posting I've read in a long time that contained no refrences to being gay or simpsons. Way to go. :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well I WAS gonna post some compelling stuff but bondi ruined my train of thought.

that happens , he did as I understand derail the monorail as well ..

that happens , he did as I understand derail the monorail  as well ..

spotted :thumbup:

spotted  :thumbup:

Yee HAAA Finnally a spotted all my own .. :cheers:

Well I WAS gonna post some compelling stuff but bondi ruined my train of thought.

Well sorry for dropping a pencil down your arse crack! :P

spotted  :thumbup:

Well actually it was a different episode, so partial credit :lol:

Well sorry for dropping a pencil down your arse crack! :P

As i typed my post I was thinking there was a simpsons reference about train of thought or something, but couldn't put my finger on it. THAT was the scene I was trying to remember :thumbup:

That was the funniest posting I've read in a long time that contained no refrences to being gay or simpsons. Way to go. :thumbup:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

considering there are only about 2-3 posts per day not pertaining to a simpsons episode, my being funny kinda happens by default.

on to more important things...

I had a dream about you last night... or maybe it was two nights ago. I can't remember. Stranglely enough, you weren't naked. :wacko: I gotta go talk to my brain and tell it to start having you naked when I dream of you.


Actually, the dream I had warrants more detail than I can describe right now. I'll try to post something worth while later tonight or tomorrow sometimes.

Thanks for posting in my thread, Nat, and showing everyone in here what having a great avatar is all about ;)

Love,

Bobaloo