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complete? say it ain't so.....that is so corny.

you like that pay?  I think it's much easier to please taht way..i can add a little lubrication without spitting on it like a porn star!

WOW!! Just...I mean....that's ..... ahhhh WOW!!!

Yes Hott....I would like that very very much...... :bonerfied:

what simpson story?  :huh:

I think it was an attempt at humour? :unsure:

i'm really good at giving a hand job while my mouth is working on the rest!

I shall offer my services to be on the receiving end? :thumbup:

you complete me!

Let's never split? :lol:

I'm answering for my man because I know his answer all so well.
A couple of yrs ago I went to a male strip club with two friends and we got very trashed and horny. One of the other girl had drove yet I was the least trashed so I offered to drive and they could stay over at my house to sleep it off. When we got inside my hubby was laid back in his recliner asleep. We imediately noticed his cock was falling out and we got a chuckle out of it. I suggested we play arnd with him and they were all for it. I snuck over and raised his boxers more so he was laying there in all his glory. My hubby is a heavy sleeper so i knew we could get away with some touching if we were careful before he even woke up. I had him in my hand and they were all eyes, told them it was their turn and we all had a feel. The 2nd to hold him still had him in her hand when he woke up not knowing what was happening, we started laughing and told him each has already got to hold him before he awake. The 2nd girl still had ahold so I told her she should see him at attn. My hubby was more than happy for them to see and told her to stroke him, she said it works better for her when it's wet and proceeded to swallow him. His eyes light up and so did mine and the other friends, she got him all wet and went to town giving him a hand job while we watched. After maybe 10 mins I told my other friend that I could have it any time and she should cut in, she knelt down on the other side of his chair and grabbed hold but the first didn't want to stop, he suggested they both do it together which they did, one holding and kissing his balls while the other stroked and occasionally kept him wet with her mouth. It wasn't long and hubby shot a huge load all over his chest, belly and my friends hand. What took it over the edge was my girlfriend licking her hand clean while the other licked his belly and chest clean. They passed out shortly after that and hubby was up and off to work before they got up. Needless to said when he walked thru the livingroom and saw them laying their he had the biggest grin on his face and out the door he went.
When they woke up they were acting embaresed and I told them not to be and described how he looked leaving. That's never happen again but I know that is his ans because of how many x's he has talked about it since!

I would like to be your friend :)

i'm really good at giving a hand job while my mouth is working on the rest!

a pleasureable experience I'm sure :thumbup:

you like that pay?  I think it's much easier to please taht way..i can add a little lubrication without spitting on it like a porn star!

pics , or just show us !!!! :cheers:

what simpson story?  :huh:

thats my point !!! :P

I think it was an attempt at humour? :unsure:

thats my point  !!! :P

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:huh:

:blink:
:lol:
:huh:

you know the OJ simpson book you bought off ebay !! DUH

you know the OJ simpson book you bought off ebay !!  DUH

I get it! ebay hehehehe

I get it! ebay hehehehe

whew was getting worried about ya ... :)

Let's never split? :lol:

Missed Ref :ph34r:

Missed Ref :ph34r:

what ? :P

i may have pics of the handjob/hummer. :)

i may have pics of the handjob/hummer.  :)

oh yeah now your talking :cheers:

Missed Ref :ph34r:

damn, had to look that one up :bang:

i may have pics of the handjob/hummer.  :)

more importantly...would you be willing to post such pics

damn, had to look that one up  :bang:
more importantly...would you be willing to post such pics

:drama:

i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date would love so much of his bod on here maybe just his cock in my mouth.

i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date would love so much of his bod on here maybe just his cock in my mouth.

I think it would be a small price for him to pay for just the opportunity to have his cock in your mouth.

i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date would love so much of his bod on here maybe just his cock in my mouth.

Hott...if you cannot crop the pic properly, I volunteer to let you perform your handjob technique on me and you can photograph it instead

:roflmao:

i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date would love so much of his bod on here maybe just his cock in my mouth.

well we just want you anyway , now wait I see the boys are here okay i take it back they will want to se the c--- in your mouth ... :crazydude:

let me go check his archives..i know they are on disk somewhere as well as some of the vid's he has of me... did i say video's ??????

let me go check his archives..i know they are on disk somewhere as well as some of the vid's he has of me...  did i say video's ??????

:drama: :bonerfied:

let me go check his archives..i know they are on disk somewhere as well as some of the vid's he has of me...  did i say video's ??????

Videos!!!! Oooh...let's hope for a screening!

:drama:

complete?  say it ain't so.....that is so corny.

I was going for corny. :blink:

let me go check his archives..i know they are on disk somewhere as well as some of the vid's he has of me...  did i say video's ??????

This could get interesting. :drama:

Let's never split? :lol:

You're appealing!

It's funny cuz they're monkeys

i may have pics of the handjob/hummer.  :)

i wait with baited breath in hopes of seeing your work. :rolleyes:

You're appealing!

It's funny cuz they're monkeys

well reworked

damn, had to look that one up  :bang:

For shame :P

i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date would love so much of his bod on here maybe just his cock in my mouth.

May I offer the services of my body? :P

You're appealing!

It's funny cuz they're monkeys

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Oh...and VIDEOS?!?!?!?!?