Outline · Standard · [ Linear+ ] Pictures Only!, READ THE RULES BEFORE POSTING

I'm going to give this a try, with the expectation that it isn't going to last very long before somebody screws it up.

Rule 1. ONLY post pictures in this thread, no comments, no smilies, pictures only.

Rule 2. The picture you post here can't be posted in any other thread. It can be of
whatever the poster chooses; Boobs, cars, anything. It's in the "Top Me
lons" thread because I couldn't find a more apt place to post it.

Rule 3. The first person who post text is going to be booted off RMM for a week.
(I realize this is wishful thinking, but try not to be the first yourself)
It will be interesting to see who can follow simple instructions and who
can't.



LET THE POSTING BEGIN

Sorry, Closeup, I NEVER drink beer out of a can!  Only out of glass bottles or a nicely chilled beer mug.   :2thumbsup:  :drinkup:

Never drink beer from a Can? Lucky you didn't say that out loud in Australia, it's grounds for deportation!

A portrait  of evade   3D style   :drinkup:

:roflmao:

You are exactly right that is what it is bondi!  The Snorks.  :)

Fuck Yeah... I used to watch that as a kid! Wanna see me Snork hott? :P

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A portrait  of evade   3D style   :drinkup:

Sorry 3D. You can't pass off your pic as me just because you blacked out the face anymore than you can pass off porn stars as your baby sitter. :fuckoff:

Sorry 3D.   You can't pass off your pic as me just because you blacked out the face anymore than you can pass off porn stars as your baby sitter. :fuckoff:

:drinkup: just assumed since you posted it above it was from your profile , :roflmao:

i thought this picture was so artistic.... i couldn't help but post it.

ah, yes, the reverse Oreo.

[quote=bondiguy,Dec 11 2006, 12:42 AM]
Never drink beer from a Can? Lucky you didn't say that out loud in Australia, it's grounds for deportation!
:roflmao:

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I would also never drink beer from a can. All I'd taste is the can. Chilled mug 90% of the time, bottle the other 10%. I also hate when the bartender uses the same glass twice. It's nothing but laziness. If I notice them reusing someones glass, I'll make sure mine has a napkin of some trash left in it. It's never an issue locally, the bartenders all know what I want, and how I want it. A couple of nights ago I was out and ran into a new bartender at a bar I hang out at. When she asked me what I wanted, I said, "I'm thirsty, hungry and horny, choose any two." Without missing a beat she slid the peanuts over in front of me and asked what I wanted to drink. Oh well, maybe next time.

I prefer bottles.....drink drafts for economic reasons at my bar.......but am NOT a beer snob.... I have and will drink beer from cans.....beer is good.

And I know it's cliche Bondi, but I love the occasional "Oil Can" every now and again......(large 32oz Fosters).....

ah, yes, the reverse Oreo.

Or the black and white cookie?

Uniting people from all races :lol:

I would also never drink beer from a can. All I'd taste is the can. Chilled mug 90% of the time, bottle the other 10%. I also hate when the bartender uses the same glass twice. It's nothing but laziness. If I notice them reusing someones glass, I'll make sure mine has a napkin of some trash left in it. It's never an issue locally, the bartenders all know what I want, and how I want it. A couple of nights ago I was out and ran into a new bartender at a bar I hang out at. When she asked me what I wanted, I said, "I'm thirsty, hungry and horny, choose any two." Without missing a beat she slid the peanuts over in front of me and asked what I wanted to drink. Oh well, maybe next time.

Maybe it is a climate thing. I tend to drink from bottles when at home. I love drinking beer from the tap when I am out. But in summer, In Sydney, when it is hitting temps over 30C a can just stays so cold in an esky (cooler/icebox?) it tastes like gold!

I also hate that.... can't drink from a warm glass

I prefer bottles.....drink drafts for economic reasons at my bar.......but am NOT a beer snob.... I have and will drink beer from cans.....beer is good.

And I know it's cliche Bondi, but I love the occasional "Oil Can" every now and again......(large 32oz Fosters).....

I guess the morale of the story is that beer is good to drink no matter what the device is that is holding it until it passes through your lips...

Those BIG cans are hard to come by in Australia.... but we do have Long Necks. Do you guys have those?

long necks yes , the big cans are getting a little more popular speciallly in the big city's they lead ya to believe its better value , when ya do the math its usually the same cost..

:)

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I also hate that.... can't drink from a warm glass
I guess the morale of the story is that beer is good to drink no matter what the device is that is holding it until it passes through your lips...

I usually choose a funnel and a hose :alc:

:)

Octopussy?

:)

yep those are pictures and you found the right thread !!!! :2thumbsup:

long necks yes   , the big cans are getting a little more popular  speciallly in the big city's  they lead ya to believe its better value   , when ya do the math its usually the same cost..

Who can do maths after a big can? :P

I usually choose a funnel and a hose :alc:
Octopussy?

I have never done a Beer Bong, i guess we dont do that shit here...

oh and you stole my octopussy joke :P

Who can do maths after a big can? :P
I have never done a Beer Bong, i guess we dont do that shit here...

oh and you stole my octopussy joke :P

me , me

I think he stole your octopussy all together

Who can do maths after a big can? :P
I have never done a Beer Bong, i guess we dont do that shit here...

oh and you stole my octopussy joke :P

hmmm, I see a business opportunity!
Hose+Funnel...$19.95.

hmmm, I see a business opportunity!
Hose+Funnel...$19.95.

oh come on wal mart have them for $5.00

hmmm, I see a business opportunity!
Hose+Funnel...$19.95.

I mean i went to alotta wild parties when i was 16-21 but no one ever did a beer bong. Smoked plenty of regular bongs and played all types of drinking games, even the odd body shot (with females) but no beer bongs :unsure:

I mean i went to alotta wild parties when i was 16-21 but no one ever did a beer bong. Smoked plenty of regular bongs and played all types of drinking games, even the odd body shot (with females) but no beer bongs :unsure:

you havent lived then !!!! :P

oh come on  wal mart   have them for  $5.00

shhhh! I thought you were an entrepreneur?

I mean i went to alotta wild parties when i was 16-21 but no one ever did a beer bong. Smoked plenty of regular bongs and played all types of drinking games, even the odd body shot (with females) but no beer bongs :unsure:

well it sure is a good way to get drunk fast....which was of utmost importance when you're 16-21 :lol:

actually, we made something better once. we bought one of those weed sprayers (must be new! haha) and poured a bunch of beer in it. pumped it up and then stuck the nozzle in your mouth and pressed the trigger. you'd see how long you could go for and then try to beat that record.
anyway, it was the most I ever threw up and it changed my life forever. :thumbup:

Here's something new I've been noticing in bars recently. It's a picher that has it's own tap handle. It holds around 15-20 glasses of beer and has a ice sleeve that goes around it. It gets set right on the customers table so they can refill their own glasses from it. You see some of the smaller waitresses struggle to carry the thing thru a crowded bar, it's so heavy and tall.


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Or the black and white cookie?

Uniting people from all races :lol:

the little lady wsa in New York over Thanksgiving and brought me home a black and white cookie. I told her the seinfield scene about it. those cookies are actually quite delicious.

shhhh! I thought you were an entrepreneur?
well it sure is a good way to get drunk fast....which was of utmost importance when you're 16-21  :lol:

actually, we made something better once. we bought one of those weed sprayers (must be new! haha) and poured a bunch of beer in it. pumped it up and then stuck the nozzle in your mouth and pressed the trigger. you'd see how long you could go for and then try to beat that record.
anyway, it was the most I ever threw up and it changed my life forever.  :thumbup:

spotted :thumbup:

the little lady wsa in New York over Thanksgiving and brought me home a black and white cookie.  I told her the seinfield scene about it.  those cookies are actually quite delicious.

I think they're call "Oreo's" or the cheaper brand "Hydrox"

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I think they're call "Oreo's" or the cheaper brand "Hydrox"

Not those. it's funny, dairy queen using hydrox. they get all retarded if you ask for an oreo blizzard.

i know of a great picture, but I have to go now. i'll try to remember to post it tomorrow or something.

Whoa, nevermind. I already saved it so I dont have to search for it. here it is. This is the cookie I'm talking about. the wife brought home a slightly smaller version, though.

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Not those. it's funny, dairy queen using hydrox. they get all retarded if you ask for an oreo blizzard.

Yeah, it's like when Gnappy asks for a Whopper at McDonalds.

shhhh! I thought you were an entrepreneur?
well it sure is a good way to get drunk fast....which was of utmost importance when you're 16-21  :lol:

actually, we made something better once. we bought one of those weed sprayers (must be new! haha) and poured a bunch of beer in it. pumped it up and then stuck the nozzle in your mouth and pressed the trigger. you'd see how long you could go for and then try to beat that record. anyway, it was the most I ever threw up and it changed my life forever.  :thumbup:

:thumbup:

The sickest I have ever been was when myself and 2 mates went to the local pub. We decided we were going to drink Tequila shots in rounds of 3...

So the 3 of us, go to the bar and order 9 shots (3 each) and go bang, bang, bang... lemon!

We repeated this sequence every 10-15 minutes.... we lasted until the 15th shot (within one hour) I went to the bathroom, fell asleep (passed out) for an hour and a half, then proceeded out the back door of the pub, barely able to stand. Saw my 2 mates throwing up and laughed at them. only for Karma to kick me in the balls and I started throwing up too....

And that's why it was the best Christmas ever!

Here's something new I've been noticing in bars recently. It's a picher that has it's own tap handle. It holds around 15-20 glasses of beer and has a ice sleeve that goes around it. It gets set right on the customers table so they can refill their own glasses from it. You see some of the smaller waitresses struggle to carry the thing thru a crowded bar, it's so heavy and tall.
Make A HUGE Visual Impact

That will never appear in Australia.... ppl would get out of control!

Do you guys have RSA there? (Responsible Service of Alcohol)

When I did my refresher course this year there was a guy from Boston in my group and from what he said it is like a free for all in the States?

the little lady wsa in New York over Thanksgiving and brought me home a black and white cookie.  I told her the seinfield scene about it.  those cookies are actually quite delicious.

That is one funny, funny scene!

Here's something new I've been noticing in bars recently. It's a picher that has it's own tap handle. It holds around 15-20 glasses of beer and has a ice sleeve that goes around it. It gets set right on the customers table so they can refill their own glasses from it. You see some of the smaller waitresses struggle to carry the thing thru a crowded bar, it's so heavy and tall.
Make A HUGE Visual Impact

It’s 4 FEET TALL

WOW Your Customer

Put Your Logo On It

Holds 120 Oz.—That’s 2 Pitchers!

Cooling Puck Keeps It Cold

Commercial Grade It Won’t Break

Guaranteed For 1-Year Unconditional
Everyone Wants To Have a Pull
Comes Apart
The Table Tap is the latest and most innovative beverage dispenser available.  Standing at 4 Feet its visual impact is unrivaled. Make your bar/restaurant or home party an immediate hit with this impressive piece of party fun.

The Table Tap is built TOUGH using only commercial grade materials and comes with an unconditional 6 month product warranty.

The Table Tap holds 120 oz., that's the same as 2 pitchers of your favorite beverage!!!!

The Table Tap comes with a stainless steel cooling puck to keep your drinks cold and it comes apart easily for cleaning.

The Table Tap uses a standard stainless steel tap so you can easily customize it with your favorite tap handle.

Price: $199.99

we don't have those here, but we have pitchers that big. they are called team pitchers and I've got mighty drunk sitting with a couple friends and tipping back 3 or 4 of those.

Only problem with having one of those at home would be you'd have to have a keg on hand to fill it all the time. Wait, did I say problem?

Not those. it's funny, dairy queen using hydrox. they get all retarded if you ask for an oreo blizzard.

Yeah, it's like when Gnappy asks for a Whopper at McDonalds.

I don't do that but when they ask what kind of drink I want, sometimes I say grape kool-aid.

:thumbup:

The sickest I have ever been was when myself and 2 mates went to the local pub. We decided we were going to drink Tequila shots in rounds of 3...

So the 3 of us, go to the bar and order 9 shots (3 each) and go bang, bang, bang... lemon!

We repeated this sequence every 10-15 minutes.... we lasted until the 15th shot (within one hour) I went to the bathroom, fell asleep (passed out) for an hour and a half, then proceeded out the back door of the pub, barely able to stand. Saw my 2 mates throwing up and laughed at them. only for Karma to kick me in the balls and I started throwing up too....

And that's why it was the best Christmas ever!
That will never appear in Australia.... ppl would get out of control!

Do you guys have RSA there? (Responsible Service of Alcohol)

When I did my refresher course this year there was a guy from Boston in my group and from what he said it is like a free for all in the States?
That is one funny, funny scene!

Probably the sickest I have gotten was back in highschool. Me and a couple buddies thought it would be a good idea to drink one ounce of Blue 100(a 100 proof peppermint scnapps) per minute for 13 minutes. How hard could it be right. Well by minute 8 or 9 it was very rough! But 2 of us kept up. The last guy was falling way behind so with a minute left he chugged his last 3 ounces or so.
By the end of the night, which wasn't very long for us, I was puking int he tub, the other guy was puking in the toilet and the last guy was puking in the sink. A bunch of people showed up and had a party and we pretty much missed the whole thing. To this day, I still can't use Scope mouthwash.

Hmmm...then there was the time with all that blueberry cider, but we'll leave that for another day.

We don't have RSA here, but bars can be held responsible if they keep serving someone who has obviously had too much. As well they usually don't serve team pitchers to tables of less than 4 or 5(unless you know the bartender ;) )

3d stealing Bobaloo's gal.... :blink:

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3d stealing Bobaloo's gal.... :blink:

LOL LOL shed be black though :2thumbsup:

Drunkest I ever got was in the Marine Corps over in Japan. Four us us went out. Me and a buddy had tequila and this orange flavored drink that came in a can about the size and shape as the can that tennis balls come in. The other two were doing rum and cokes. Anyway, we went down by the ocean and sat on the sea wall and commenced drinking. What I was doing was drinking off the top of the can, then filling it back to the top with tequila. Drink more down, top it off. I guess at the time I was too stupid to realize that by doing that, the drinks kept getting stronger and stronger. After most of the bottle, we decide it would be a great idea to go into town and hit the bars. The town is about 20 miles away. We stagger to the bus stop and get on the next bus. If you've ever seen a Japanese bus, you'd know the seats are made for a Japanese ass, which is to say, really small.The bus is packed. As the bus goes banging and bouncing down the road, I'm getting a little green from the booze and the motion of the bus. I'm so drunk by this point, I had no idea how much futher town was. I really, really didn't want to puke on the bus. Finally, I had to ask the bus driver to pull over. I barely made it off the bus. I remember ripping pages out of a nearby telephone book and trying to clean myself up. We'd all gotten off the bus and the driver wouldn't let us back on. Luckily, we were pretty close to the street with all the bars. I really don't remember much after that, but I haven't touched a drop of tequila since.