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who said what??  :blink:

rethguad ruoy ot esimorp a ekorb uoy

rethguad ruoy ot esimorp a ekorb uoy

think before you say each word

think before you say each word

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants. you made him cry, then I cried. Gnappy laughed. he's such a little tropper.

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!! :suckadick: :wub:

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!! :suckadick:  :wub:

damn NAT way to get things back on topic ,,, :bonerfied: :cheers:

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!! :suckadick:  :wub:

:o I bet it gets him off even better.

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants.  you made him cry, then I cried.  Gnappy laughed.  he's such a little tropper.

I am completely lost , this is a good place for . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercy on your soul , and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it ..

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants.  you made him cry, then I cried.  Gnappy laughed.  he's such a little tropper.

:thumbup:

:o  I bet it gets him off even better.

Well yes it does. Even if he just came, I make him cum again. B)

Well yes it does. Even if he just came, I make him cum again. B)

does canada have any non bigamy laws? cuz I'd like to marry you, nat.

I am completely lost , this is a good place for  . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are  dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercer on your sole   ,   and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it  ..

Oh, great. I just stepped in mercer. :(

does canada have any non bigamy laws?  cuz I'd like to marry you, nat.

LOL Even if Numba and the country was fine with that what would your NEW wife say? :P

LOL Even if Numba and the country was fine with that what would your NEW wife say? :P

I wouldn't tell her till after you and I were married and she and I made the move to canada. Then I'm sure once she saw you and made out with you for a little bit while you and I were getting it one, she wouldn't really have a problem with it at all.












I hope! :)

Well yes it does. Even if he just came, I make him cum again. B)

tough but fair!

Oh, great.  I just stepped in mercer. :(

hahahahah that's priceless.

hahahahah that's priceless.

Thanks for noticing :thumbup:

I am completely lost , this is a good place for  . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are  dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercer on your sole   ,   and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it  ..

It's SOUL by the way.

I am completely lost , this is a good place for  . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are  dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercer on your sole   ,   and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it  ..

It's SOUL by the way.

Well, as long as we're correcting him:

it's soul, not sole
it's mercy, not mercer
it's a lot, not allot
and it's gist, not just.

however, without your quick misguided fingers, I never would have been able to post my I just stepped in mercer joke, and that would have prevented me from brightening up everyone's day.

Well, as long as we're correcting him:

it's soul, not sole
it's mercy, not mercer
it's a lot, not allot
and it's gist, not just.

however, without your quick misguided fingers, I never would have been able to post my I just stepped in mercer joke, and that would have prevented me from brightening up everyone's day.

there's a junior high joke in here somewhere, I just thought of it too late.

i want to know and see if possible all the different things any of you have used to masterbate other then the normal dildo, this could also help with new ideas for other people......

ill go first (and ill put pictures up as soon as someone tells me how)
-ice cream scooper
-drum stick
-fingers
-carrot
-candle stick
-beer bottle
-shower head
-tabacco pipe
-brush handle

well thats a start so lets hear it what are you naughty girls and guys using to play with those HOT bodies    :2thumbsup:

I've tried:
-Cucumbers (given, who hasn't)
-maglight
-butternut squash
-popsicle (Brrr)
-Collin's glass

I am still thinking...

I've tried:
--maglight
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I am still thinking...

:eatme:

think before you say each word

I am astounded you got that one... literally stunned! :thumbup:

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants.  you made him cry, then I cried.  Gnappy laughed.  he's such a little tropper.

:lol: well played

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!! :suckadick:  :wub:

I cant believe Gnappy didn't say this.... PICS?!?

It's SOUL by the way.

Thank you , for my grammer lesson :cheers: now lets see some tits :P

Well, as long as we're correcting him:

it's soul, not sole
it's mercy, not mercer
it's a lot, not allot
and it's gist, not just.

however, without your quick misguided fingers, I never would have been able to post my I just stepped in mercer joke, and that would have prevented me from brightening up everyone's day.

damn, beat me to it.

I've tried:
-Cucumbers (given, who hasn't)
-maglight
-butternut squash
-popsicle (Brrr)
-Collin's glass

I am still thinking...

PICS?! :o

I am astounded you got that one... literally stunned! :thumbup:
:lol: well played
I cant believe Gnappy didn't say this.... PICS?!?

I have my rare moments.

Thank you    , for my grammer lesson  :cheers:  now lets see some tits   :P

Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr. :nahnah:
And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits. :drinkup:

damn, beat me to it.
PICS?!  :o
I have my rare moments.
Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr.  :nahnah:
And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits.  :drinkup:

Had you not made it here before me, I would have posted the exact same thing.

damn, beat me to it.
PICS?!  :o
I have my rare moments.
Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr.  :nahnah:
And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits.  :drinkup:

don't you mean rear moments? :lol:

Sorry, it's a little dead in here and I needed to squeeze in a burn before I got back to work.

damn, beat me to it.
PICS?!  :o
I have my rare moments.
Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr.  :nahnah:
And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits.  :drinkup:

I will use the same lame excuse as the rest , I smoked to much , or I drank to much , LOL But thanks , and yes LEts get back to the regular scheduled show and SEE TITS :cheers:

I have my rare moments.


Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr.  :nahnah:
And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits.  :drinkup:

However rare they are!




Stick it to the man!

Stick it to the man!

please dont I really came here to see boobs !!!!! :P :2thumbsup:

please dont    I really came here to see boobs  !!!!! :P  :2thumbsup:

Is that your code name for the cocks of RMM thread?

Is that your code name for the cocks of RMM thread?

LOL pot , Kettle :haha:

I used to manage a sex shop when I was living back home in Toronto so I had a pretty nice collection. Many have gone and many have come (lol... I'm witty).

I've managed to break 3... I guess I was just having too much fun. Actually, one of them I got really mad at my at the time boyfriend and bit the head off of my toy.

I've also been so exhausted where I decided to just put my toy on a very powerful vibrate and work my muscles so my hands wouldn't have to do any work... just lean back and relax... I relaxed so much that I ended up falling asleep... but woke up like 6 hours later later and was dripping wet... trying to figure out what the hell was going on, I move my body to get off the bed and I had this intense orgasm... I squirted a good 3 feet easily.

A few weeks ago, my boyfriend had one of his friends over and it was getting late (I had to get up the next day at like 6am)... so I went to bed... but I couldn't sleep... so I decided to go to town, only I reach down to grab my toy and realize that the rechargeable batteries are still in the charger in the living room... there was no way I was about to let the "moment" go to waste, so I had a fantastic time with my left hand...

You guys were right... doing it with the other hand IS like doing it with a stranger!! A wonderful, wonderful stranger