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I still do!
It would be hard to top Optimus Prime!
http://www.arr-the-kraken.com/projects/duffman1.php
I remember you mentioning that. Was your costume similar to the dude in the link I posted or way different?

But can anything top this for time spent n a costume. In the end pretty cool, but that guy must never find time to leave his mother's basement :P
Real Thing Costume

Mine was similar, but he definately took a lot more time. I just used can holders instead of painting beer can. Throughout the night, i would just drink the beer I had as part of my custume. I had more cans of beer in the car, so when we switched bars, I would reload. I used a premade superman costume and cut the heck out of it to make it work. it had a molded chestpiece so I looked totally buff like duffman. I taped the duffman logo over the superman symbol. taped it to the front of a baseball cap. It was basically a cheap way to make it with very little effort, but it looked awesome. The boots were red like superman's, but nobody gave a shit or noticed.

Here's how I won the contest... which I think is a cool story.. actually, I got second. I forgot who got first, but it was awesome.

We had a chance to walk across the stage to show off our costume. Well, when I did, I took one of my empty beer cans out of my holster. I pretened to open it, then pretended to chug it for a few seconds. I then held it up from the bottom of the can in my one hand and proceeded to smash it against the side of my head. Well, right before I hit my head with it, I crushed it in my hand first. And by hitting it into the thick part of my hat, I barely felt a thing.

The whole bar went crazy and I was the man for that moment. Correction... I was the Duff Man.

and therein lies the story of my duff man halloween and how I got second place for a profit of $250 or something like that.

Mine was similar, but he definately took a lot more time.  I just used can holders instead of painting beer can.  Throughout the night, i would just drink the beer I had as part of my custume.  I had more cans of beer in the car, so when we switched bars, I would reload.  I used a premade superman costume and cut the heck out of it to make it work.  it had a molded chestpiece so I looked totally buff like duffman.  I taped the duffman logo over the superman symbol.  taped it to the front of a baseball cap.  It was basically a cheap way to make it with very little effort, but it looked awesome. The boots were red like superman's, but nobody gave a shit or noticed. 

Here's how I won the contest... which I think is a cool story.. actually, I got second.  I forgot who got first, but it was awesome.

We had a chance to walk across the stage to show off our costume.  Well, when I did, I took one of my empty beer cans out of my holster. I pretened to open it, then pretended to chug it for a few seconds.  I then held it up from the bottom of the can in my one hand and proceeded to smash it against the side of my head.  Well, right before I hit my head with it, I crushed it in my hand first.  And by hitting it into the thick part of my hat, I barely felt a thing.

The whole bar went crazy and I was the man for that moment.  Correction... I was the Duff Man.

and therein lies the story of my duff man halloween and how I got second place for a profit of $250 or something like that.

bondi would have chastized you for such an obvious error :P

I doubt I'll be doing anything cool for halloween but that duffman costume would be awesome if I do. We have a wedding to go to soon, maybe I could wear it there.

I doubt I'll be doing anything cool for halloween but that duffman costume would be awesome if I do. We have a wedding to go to soon, maybe I could wear it there.

You'll have to dress it up a bit if you want to wear it to a wedding. Something like this might work.

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You'll have to dress it up a bit if you want to wear it to a wedding.  Something like this might work.

good thinking! I wouldnt want to be underdressed for the occasion.

bondi would have chastized you for such an obvious error :P

What are we to believe? It was some sort of magical pair of boots? I really hope someone got fired over that one!

What are we to believe? It was some sort of magical pair of boots? I really hope someone got fired over that one!

I had to google that obscure one.

What are we to believe? It was some sort of magical pair of boots? I really hope someone got fired over that one!

Let me ask you a question. why would a man whose shirts reads genius at work spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon?

Gnappy I still like to throw in a really obsuce one occasionaly!

Let me ask you a question.  why would a man whose shirts reads genius at work spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon?

ummm, I errr, I withdraw my question

Sorry Christof but that own goal in your 2-0 loss to Croatia was laughable!

Sorry Christof but that own goal in your 2-0 loss to Croatia was laughable!

I know on paper the whole team are awesome and should be at least in top 5 football teams in the world. But. Judging on the last 2 games we should be in the bottom 5 :(

I know on paper the whole team are awesome and should be at least in top 5 football teams in the world.  But.  Judging on the last 2 games we should be in the bottom 5 :(

Dont worry, it is just post World Cup Blues... look at Italy?

The Keeper got a wicked bounce but watching it live I could not believe it!!!

I hope the Poms bounce back. They are my second team of choice as I have English background

Dont worry, it is just post World Cup Blues... look at Italy?

The Keeper got a wicked bounce but watching it live I could not believe it!!!

I hope the Poms bounce back. They are my second team of choice as I have English background

Yeah good point, and France, they were beaten by scotland last weekend, I've managed to miss the goal, not sure how really but i decided it was probably best

Yeah good point, and France, they were beaten by scotland last weekend, I've managed to miss the goal, not sure how really but i decided it was probably best

If you have one masochistic bone in your body you have to check it out

I checked and it smells great in here, seriously, like pine trees

I checked and it smells great in here, seriously, like pine trees

Maybe pine trees that were pissed on.



which reminds me of a joke I read in this great little book titled Excrutiatingly Gross Jokes

What's the best way to prevent forest fires?

piss on a tree.

Maybe pine trees that were pissed on. 
which reminds me of a joke I read in this great little book titled Excrutiatingly Gross Jokes

What's the best way to prevent forest fires?

piss on a tree.

Then call me Smokey the Bear!

Maybe pine trees that were pissed on. 
which reminds me of a joke I read in this great little book titled Excrutiatingly Gross Jokes

What's the best way to prevent forest fires?

piss on a tree.

Hmm not that gross. One of my faves is:

A tramp walks into a bar and asks the barman for a toothpick. The barman thinks this is a bit weird but gives the tramp a toothpick and he leaves.

About 10 minutes later and another tramp walks into the bar and asks the barman for a toothpick. The barman gives him a toothpick and he leaves.

About 10 minutes later another tramp walks in and walks upto the bar. The barman seeing him walk in walks over to him with a toothpick and hands it over to the tramp. The tramp says 'no thanks can I have a straw please?' The barman now completely confused asks the tramp 'whats going on? I've just had 2 tramps walk in here and ask for a toothpick so how come youve now walked in and asked for a straw?' The tramp replies 'Oh nothing, someone had been sick outside and all the good bits have gone'

Maybe pine trees that were pissed on. 
which reminds me of a joke I read in this great little book titled Excrutiatingly Gross Jokes

What's the best way to prevent forest fires?

piss on a tree.

thats really stupid I hope you didnt pay alot for that book ...

thats really stupid  I hope you didnt pay alot for that book    ...

the book was a gift from a friend when i was in grade school. and I never claimed that it was a good joke. It was just a joke from the book. here's another one i remember...

How is Madonna like a tampon?

they're both stuck-up cunts.

the book was a gift from a friend when i was in grade school.  and I never claimed that it was a good joke.  It was just a joke from the book.  here's another one i remember...

How is Madonna like a tampon?

they're both stuck-up cunts.

and another...

what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job??

You can only hold one beer when you're driving.

and another...

what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job??

You can only hold one beer when you're driving.

The funny cuz it's true category :lol:

The funny cuz it's true category  :lol:

If I was sombody that cared id point out that makes no sense ,, but since I dont and I cant I wont ... :P

and another...

what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job??

You can only hold one beer when you're driving.

LOL

What do you call a dog with no back legs and brass bollocks?


Sparky

LOL

What do you call a dog with no back legs and brass bollocks?
Sparky

:roflmao:

If I was sombody that cared id point out that makes no sense  ,, but since I dont  and I cant  I wont  ...  :P

It doesn't make sense cuz you're looking at it from the wrong point of view.

now imagine you receiving the blow job and not giving it and it should make a lot more sense. :thumbup:

LOL

What do you call a dog with no back legs and brass bollocks?
Sparky

Good one :thumbup:

and a dog with no legs you should call cigarette... cuz you take him outside for a drag.

okay. I know that was dumb, but I have a headache.

and another...

what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job??

You can only hold one beer when you're driving.

:roflmao: Im stealing that one... GOLD!!!!

It doesn't make sense cuz you're looking at it from the wrong point of view.

now imagine you receiving the blow job and not giving it and it should make a lot more sense. :thumbup:

That is where he lets himself down... he is always the giver :blink:

shameless post with no real point other than im soooo close to 500 and its taken me forwever to get this far. While im posting just watching leprechaun 4, why is it all these crap horror franchises end up in space, always a let down

ahhhh I remember my first 500.... what a magical 4 days that was! :P

Well I had planned to save my 500th post for somewhere special, but there have been so many awesome posts lately that I couldnt choose between all the lovely ladies threads here to post in. So, I figured I would post here and thank all the gals who have been posting recently for the excellent pics they have been supplying. :2thumbsup: :cheers: :thumbup: :drinkup: