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so sue me i liked ted danson as becker, i also miss the music of directv, sometimes id catch seinfeld

Oh, chill out. We're just messing with you. This place would be no fun at all if everyone was so serious all the time. heck, I'm not even being serious right now.

allow me to take this moment to urge all heed my signature.

oh sorry that wasnt me being serious, i was actually joking there, sorry ill have figure out how to fix that so that i dont come across serious

oh sorry that wasnt me being serious, i was actually joking there, sorry ill have figure out how to fix that so that i dont come across serious

any one of these smileys will do...

:wacko: :freak: :blink: :P :2thumbsup: :thumbup: :lol: :roflmao:

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oh ill need to stop using fast reply then :huh:

that's crazy talk.  everyone knows satellite is free!

cable too :P

I remember when we had only two channels (I was about 5 or 6 years old) :) Now we have two channels that are broadcasting because of TV"taxes" and three channels which are online because they like to send stupid commercials! And then we have few digi-channels and in august 2007 all our channels go digital and analogical ends...I don´t know how this is in somewhere else...But I´m glad I can watch MTV Finland :)

if it's anything like the MTV here, you're not missing much

i use to have DirecTV but then i got broke and had to cancel it... i miss becker

I got ECM'd and had to cancel it ;)

of all the things to miss, you miss that.  The last good thing Ted Danson was in is Mary Steenburgen, and even that's a stretch.

bwahahaha

Yeah anyone that would have sex w/ Whoopi Goldberg willingly needs serious help haha.

I was a fool to think anyone would want pictures of Whoopi Goldberg naked.

cable too  :P
if it's anything like the MTV here, you're not missing much
I got ECM'd and had to cancel it ;)
bwahahaha
I was a fool to think anyone would want pictures of Whoopi Goldberg naked.

Nah, who needs Whoopi Goldberg pics when you can look at Bea Arthur pics.... :bonerfied:

lmao just kidding, funny story though.

We were in the computer lab at school and it was jam packed and ppl were printing stuff and the printer jammed and one of my friends was like "Hey dude what's wrong w/ the printer" really loud, and I said "I don't know man, it's jammed" and he said "Oh shit! I hope my naked pictures of Bea Arthur didn't jam up the printer! I'll have to print them over again!" really loud, lmao it was hilarious, everyone was like "uhh......what?"

cable too  :P
if it's anything like the MTV here, you're not missing much
I got ECM'd and had to cancel it ;)
bwahahaha
I was a fool to think anyone would want pictures of Whoopi Goldberg naked.

hilarious!!! at least, it is if it's the one I think it is where the guy throws the case of pics down the bottomless pit and the pit throws it back. :roflmao:

I just check and , yes, it is

What the???

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funny i have no comment to anything said...

Nah, who needs Whoopi Goldberg pics when you can look at Bea Arthur pics.... :bonerfied:

lmao just kidding, funny story though.

We were in the computer lab at school and it was jam packed and ppl were printing stuff and the printer jammed and one of my friends was like "Hey dude what's wrong w/ the printer" really loud, and I said "I don't know man, it's jammed" and he said "Oh shit! I hope my naked pictures of Bea Arthur didn't jam up the printer! I'll have to print them over again!" really loud, lmao it was hilarious, everyone was like "uhh......what?"

hahaha





so did you ever get those bea arthur pics?




and if so could you send em to me? :ph34r:

hilarious!!!  at least, it is if it's the one I think it is where the guy throws the case of pics down the bottomless pit and the pit throws it back.  :roflmao:

I just check and , yes, it is

What the???

:thumbup:

funny i have no comment to anything said...

*phew*








:nahnah:

hahaha
so did you ever get those bea arthur pics?
and if so could you send em to me?  :ph34r:
:thumbup:
*phew*
:nahnah:

Sure dude, i have around here somewhere hrmm........*digs through his computer and finds the folder The Golden Shower Girls XXX*.....ok dude i can hook u up now!


I wonder how many ppl take this post seriously :P

Sure dude, i have around here somewhere hrmm........*digs through his computer and finds the folder The Golden Shower Girls XXX*.....ok dude i can hook u up now!
I wonder how many ppl take this post seriously :P

dude, could you send me those pics??? :lol:

funnily enough, that pic is posted in one of the threads around here. I wouldnt be surprised if gnappy or bondi or jork posted it in the past week or so.

dude, could you send me those pics???  :lol:

funnily enough, that pic is posted in one of the threads around here.  I wouldnt be surprised if gnappy or bondi or jork posted it in the past week or so.

haha damn that sounds scary. I'd rather not see that. :o

yes it does sound very scary

haha damn that sounds scary. I'd rather not see that. :o

yes it does sound very scary

Sure is scary around here.

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redundancy is just keeping old things new

dude, could you send me those pics???  :lol:

funnily enough, that pic is posted in one of the threads around here.  I wouldnt be surprised if gnappy or bondi or jork posted it in the past week or so.

it was more like 3 weeks ago :P

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Sure is scary around here.

that should have been hot mama's av :lol:

that should have been hot mama's av  :lol:

if there ever was a candidate for the funny cuz it's true award, that was it. :rolfmao:

of all the things to miss, you miss that.  The last good thing Ted Danson was in is Mary Steenburgen, and even that's a stretch.

What you are comparing yourself to Ted Danson now?

yeah i watch alot of Seinfeld reruns on TBS, thats' about all i watch on TV.

Then you'll appreciate the above reference

What you are comparing yourself to Ted Danson now?
Then you'll appreciate the above reference

Hilarious!!! and well played!!! :thumbup:

Hilarious!!! and well played!!! :thumbup:

Thank you and goodnight!

(Remember when george starts telling jokes and when he gets a laugh he just walks out of the room? Leaving on a high. He did it in a meeting once at the Yankees... pricless)

Thank you and goodnight!

(Remember when george starts telling jokes and when he gets a laugh he just walks out of the room? Leaving on a high. He did it in a meeting once at the Yankees... pricless)

Oh, I remember. George was my favorite character on that show. I love all his goofy ideas... many of them were quite ingenious. While Kramer's goofiness made me laugh more on the spot, George's goofiness was more clever and prompted many hilarious conversations when discussing the show.

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1) Never show favouritism to any one female, just admire them all
2) NEVER EVER start a duplicate thread
3) Brush up on your Simpsons trivia, quotes etc
4) Always agree with everything I say

:thumbup:  :lol:

1) Juicy's always been my favorite
2) I'm thinking of starting a thread called "Sex Stories" unless you do it first
3) Learn all you can about O.J. Simpson, he's a favorite topic
4) Except when he's wrong, which is most of the time.
5) He's absolutely right!

Oh, I remember.  George was my favorite character on that show.  I love all his goofy ideas... many of them were quite ingenious.  While Kramer's goofiness made me laugh more on the spot, George's goofiness was more clever and prompted many hilarious conversations when discussing the show.

That's why I love Curb Your Enthusiasm so much. It's like the guy George's character was based on(Larry David) pretty much how he is in real life, plus an R-rating. The one where he says cunt at the dinner party was clasic! bondi would appreciate it.

of all the things to miss, you miss that.  The last good thing Ted Danson was in is Mary Steenburgen, and even that's a stretch.

Good one, Bob, it actually made me laugh out loud. :2thumbsup:

Oh, I remember.  George was my favorite character on that show.  I love all his goofy ideas... many of them were quite ingenious.  While Kramer's goofiness made me laugh more on the spot, George's goofiness was more clever and prompted many hilarious conversations when discussing the show.

You are bang on the money! SO many priceless memories!

That's why I love Curb Your Enthusiasm so much. It's like the guy George's character was based on(Larry David) pretty much how he is in real life, plus an R-rating. The one where he says cunt at the dinner party was clasic! bondi would appreciate it.

The don't fucking show Curb Your Enthusiasm here and it fuckings annoys me, I may have to buy some DVDs of Ebay?

And I would appreciate that because as I am sure you are referring to the lack of shock FUCK now holds. CUNT is the new FUCK :thumbup:

You are bang on the money! SO many priceless memories!
The don't fucking show Curb Your Enthusiasm here and it fuckings annoys me, I may have to buy some DVDs of Ebay?

And I would appreciate that because as I am sure you are referring to the lack of shock FUCK now holds. CUNT is the new FUCK :thumbup:

which is why "fucking cunt" is so appropriate. the "cunt" gives a little boost to the worn out fuck, whereas the "fuck" kind of takes the edge off of the "cunt." Quite the combination, I must say, you fucking cunt!

speaking of which...

What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of pygmies?

which is why "fucking cunt" is so appropriate.  the "cunt" gives a little boost to the worn out fuck, whereas the "fuck" kind of takes the edge off of the "cunt."  Quite the combination, I must say, you fucking cunt!

speaking of which...

What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of pygmies?

You are right, but I believe for maximum impact just use the word "cunt" on it's own... it still has the eye popping effect!

and what?

You are right, but I believe for maximum impact just use the word "cunt" on it's own... it still has the eye popping effect!

and what?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts...

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts...

:roflmao:

I may have to steal that bit :thumbup: