Outline · Standard · [ Linear+ ] Bondiguy, Man from Down Under

Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation!

Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now.

I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist!

I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression.

I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life!

I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people!

If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo!
:cheers:

So you'll be drinking beer :P

of course. and the delusional part, too, don't forget.

have a great weekend.

whoa!  how you gonna get through the weekend on only like 18,000 beers

it's not light beer or anything :P

How else will my board get there? And without a board you cant surf! :lol:

Later guys

I was referring to the message board...ahh nevermind :wacko:

it's not light beer or anything :P
I was referring to the message board...ahh nevermind :wacko:

Oh, no, I get it. It's very clever. how is that working out for you?

Well I'm not quite that lucky. It was a wine cooler. I tried to tell her I don't like coolers but she was so enamoured by me that she couldn't even talk or look at me.

That totally reminded of 40 year old virgin " I respect women. I respect women so much I completely stay away from them" lol God that's a funny movie. Now go fuck a goat.

it's not light beer or anything :P
I was referring to the message board...ahh nevermind :wacko:

Oh, no, I get it.  It's very clever.  how is that working out for you?

Nice work :thumbup:

Now a question of ettiquette, as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch

Oh, no, I get it.  It's very clever.  how is that working out for you?

<_<

That totally reminded of 40 year old virgin " I respect women. I respect women so much I completely stay away from them" lol God that's a funny movie. Now go fuck a goat.

done and done...and I mean DONE!

<_<
done and done...and I mean DONE!

if I have to hear one more time about your goat-fucking escapades, I swear I'm going to throw up... and by throw up i mean beg for pictures... I mean, um, you're a sicko pervert. :wacko:

Nice work :thumbup:

Now a question of ettiquette, as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch

I love that part. I laughed my ass off when he said that cuz I've often had that same conversation in my head myself.

I love that part.  I laughed my ass off when he said that cuz I've often had that same conversation in my head myself.

And then you try and do the side thing where you dont give them ass or crotch but the aisles/leg room is just not big enough! :P

btw I am sporting the worlds greatest hangover this morning.... damn alcohol :cheers:

i totally almost thought you were about to say you were sporting the worlds greatest woody....

now im disappointed

i totally almost thought you were about to say you were sporting the worlds greatest woody....

now im disappointed

I call those times Mornings

Well people, just to let you know, as many of you are heading toward winter that Spring has well and truly arrived here in Sydney, in fact it is a taste of Summer only 3 weeks into spring!

Today it was 30C (86F) and it'll be like that all the way into next week... I love Summer :drinkup:

Well people, just to let you know, as many of you are heading toward winter that Spring has well and truly arrived here in Sydney, in fact it is a taste of Summer only 3 weeks into spring!

Today it was 30C (86F) and it'll be like that all the way into next week... I love Summer :drinkup:

:fuckoff:

We are in the midst of fall. And to be honest, I love fall. The only problem is that it is followed by the brutally cold winter. I snowmobile and drink lots to help cope though. :cheers:

:fuckoff:

We are in the midst of fall. And to be honest, I love fall. The only problem is that it is followed by the brutally cold winter. I snowmobile and drink lots to help cope though.  :cheers:

Ahhh alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

WTF, you start posting but your name isn't listed. Being invisible is fine for the womens shower, but here at RMM, we frown on the sneak attack. Be like Bob, expose yourself when you post.

WTF, you start posting but your name isn't listed. Being invisible is fine for the womens shower, but here at RMM, we frown on the sneak attack. Be like Bob, expose yourself when you post.

Be careful what you wish for :P

I am visible, you just can't see me from all the way over there!

Ahhh alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

ok Homer, thanks for the insight <_<

ok Homer, thanks for the insight <_<

Well Spotted FF :thumbup:

WTF, you start posting but your name isn't listed. Being invisible is fine for the womens shower, but here at RMM, we frown on the sneak attack. Be like Bob, expose yourself when you post.

for the record, I expose myself at every opportunity :trenchcoatsmiley:

for the record, I expose myself at every opportunity :trenchcoatsmiley:

I heard you were going to retire but decided to stick it out for another year.

WTF, you start posting but your name isn't listed. Being invisible is fine for the womens shower, but here at RMM, we frown on the sneak attack. Be like Bob, expose yourself when you post.

yeah but when he is visible all the chicks leave....that goes for the message board and the women's shower.

I heard you were going to retire but decided to stick it out for another year.

there was this one time I went to see my psychologist and I was wearing nothing but plastic wrap. As soon as I walked in the psychologist told me, "I can clearly see your nuts." that woman is a genius

there was this one time I went to see my psychologist and I was wearing nothing but plastic wrap.  As soon as I walked in the psychologist told me, "I can clearly see your nuts."  that woman is a genius

And she has excellent eyesight.

there was this one time I went to see my psychologist and I was wearing nothing but plastic wrap.  As soon as I walked in the psychologist told me, "I can clearly see your nuts."  that woman is a genius

I've heard that one before but I still had to laugh my ass off as I didn't see it coming.

I've heard that one before but I still had to laugh my ass off as I didn't see it coming.

Understandable. I can come pretty fast.

wait a minute. What did I just say?? :( :blink:

Understandable.  I can come pretty fast. 

wait a  minute.  What did I just say??  :(  :blink:

you just sunk the ship and took me down with you.

you just sunk the ship and took me down with you.

Haha!! sorry 'bout that.

You comment did remind me of a classic line, though

"Hey, women and seamen don't mix!" said by none other than Waylan Smithers. If my memory serves me correctly, it is from a treehouse ep where marge is about to board a ship or something like that... and smithers is the first mate...at least I think that's the case.

Haha!!  sorry 'bout that.

You comment did remind me of a classic line, though

"Hey, women and seamen don't mix!" said by none other than Waylan Smithers.  If my memory serves me correctly, it is from a treehouse ep where marge is about to board a ship or something like that... and smithers is the first mate...at least I think that's the case.

correct, it's the one with Homer as King Kong.

correct, it's the one with Homer as King Kong.

Yes. that's it. I love how he just eats people and can't help himself. I love when he eats marge's mother at the end... and then after she realizes it... she doesn't even care. I don't usually like the treehouse eps, but that one had some good ones. I just referred to another treehouse story from the same ep in another thread somewhere.

Yes. that's it.  I love how he just eats people and can't help himself.  I love when he eats marge's mother at the end... and then after she realizes it... she doesn't even care.  I don't usually like the treehouse eps, but that one had some good ones.  I just referred to another treehouse story from the same ep in another thread somewhere.

yeah i saw that other thread :fuckoff:

but I was wondering where that one came from. I knew where the other one came from with Kent in the straigh jacket.