Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Your Last Sexual Encounter, ...when, who, what, where?

This would be funny if you hadn't posted so many times in it :P

I did?? :o

I did?? :o

where do you NOT post.... think about that a minute....
yea, i knew you couldnt come up with anything :crazydude:

I did?? :o

Well evade must be logging into your account again.... I wondered why you were sending me so many filthy pictures of your arse :puke:

Well evade must be logging into your account again.... I wondered why you were sending me so many filthy pictures of your arse :puke:

Yuck can we not discuss Bob's arse Im getting ready to go eat lunch here soon ...Your kinda making me sick :unsure:

Well evade must be logging into your account again.... I wondered why you were sending me so many filthy pictures of your arse :puke:

I guess I should change my password. Sex is a pretty easy one to figure out. Perhaps I'll switch it to god

I guess I should change my password.  Sex is a pretty easy one to figure out.  Perhaps I'll switch it to god

Make it 4 characters as a minimum because he cant count past 3 :P

I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.

I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called  The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.

I can't wait to see how this develops!!!

I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called  The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.

thanks for the advice , and feel free to post pictures here at your earliest convenience ..... :2thumbsup:

I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called  The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.

It's good to have you back.
Good advice and the stories...wow!

I can't wait to see how this develops!!!

well arent you and Nat neighbers Bob , so that would mean :thumbup:

well  arent you and Nat neighbers  Bob , so that would mean  :thumbup:

Oh, God, I wish. If my little lady and Nat were getting it one... even just holding hands and touching each others' legs, I'd go totally crazy in the best of possible ways!!! :wacko:

Oh, God, I wish.  If my little lady and Nat were getting it one... even just holding hands and touching each others' legs, I'd go totally crazy in the best of possible ways!!!  :wacko:

And I'd do it just for that reason if no other. Driving guys out of their minds is fucking fun! :2thumbsup:

Oh, God, I wish.  If my little lady and Nat were getting it one... even just holding hands and touching each others' legs, I'd go totally crazy in the best of possible ways!!!  :wacko:

well that was my thought , YEE HAA Mother fucker , DADDYS HOME oops

And I'd do it just for that reason if no other. Driving guys out of their minds is fucking fun! :2thumbsup:

In my case it's a close trip :wacko:

In my case it's a close trip :wacko:

Don't think I haven't thought about it. :kisses: But now that it's getting cold and might snow, your out of luck. (and no comments about how you'd keep me warm, totally un-original.)

In my case it's a close trip :wacko:

I think the proper word selection should have been SHORT trip .. :2thumbsup:

Don't think I haven't thought about it. :kisses:  But now that it's getting cold and might snow, your out of luck. (and no comments about how you'd keep me warm, totally un-original.)

that's okay, I'd keep you warm... oops, nevermind :wacko:

Don't think I haven't thought about it. :kisses:  But now that it's getting cold and might snow, your out of luck. (and no comments about how you'd keep me warm, totally un-original.)

ummm well then I could, uhhhh. Ok I got nothin :(

ummm well then I could, uhhhh. Ok I got nothin
  :(

damn and it took you how many posts to realize that ? Jk :P

damn and it took you how many posts to realize that ?   Jk   :P

wow, 3d, that was quite the burn. Well done. i'd say in your top 10 for sure.

Sense of humor, check

Now if you could just do something about that embarassingly small penis of yours, maybe those PMs you've been shooting all the guys around here might turn up some results... well, I mean, from someone other than naraz

I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called  The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.

What a way to come back :blink:

hmmm.... last sexual encounter... does one with my new 8 inch vibrating cock count? haha.
i just bought a realistic vibe/cock. i decided to give it a test run last night while watching some porn cuz for some reason i was undeniably turned on.... and wow!
i dont know when ill be able to fuck a REAL 8 inch cock again but i sure as hell cant wait

hmmm.... last sexual encounter... does one with my new 8 inch vibrating cock count? haha.
i just bought a realistic vibe/cock. i decided to give it a test run last night while watching some porn cuz for some reason i was undeniably turned on.... and wow!
i dont know when ill be able to fuck a REAL 8 inch cock again but i sure as hell cant wait

WOW I'd love to hear more about this hot "Sex-Toy" encounter......or...maybe what you could do with this real 8" :)
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:puke:

Dano please keep your cock in your pants or in the cock thread

:puke:

Dano please keep your cock in your pants or in the cock thread

bondi... at least give the guy the link to the thread...

here you go...

bondi... at least give the guy the link to the thread...

here you go...

I didnt even have to click the link to know it wasn't going to the cocks thread :lol:

Thanks for not using my 411 :thumbup:

bondi... at least give the guy the link to the thread...

here you go...

I didnt even have to click the link to know it wasn't going to the cocks thread :lol:

Thanks for not using my 411 :thumbup:

me neither.

I was just thinking, "don't be my 411, don't be my 411. don't be my....D'oh!" <_<

me neither.

I was just thinking, "don't be my 411, don't be my 411. don't be my....D'oh!"  <_<

Allow me to be the third to say, phew! Glad it wasn't mine.

me neither.

I was just thinking, "don't be my 411, don't be my 411. don't be my....D'oh!"  <_<

Well it had be one of us three... god knows jrock is infatuated with us :blink: