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Thought Or Saying For The Day
| UncleBuck |
Aug 29 2006, 03:21 PM
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This might work as a good thread. Best words of wisdom you have heard or a quote that you like or just something that strikes you as a good thought... be it funny or sad or something that just makes you think about things :unsure:
Importance of Women
1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.
2 It's important have a woman who can make you laugh.
3 It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
4 It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.
5 It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each other. :nahnah:
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| jrock8 |
Sep 1 2006, 04:31 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 1 2006, 12:34 PM) a classic THIS TO SHALL PASS>>>>>>>> this too even :blink:
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| bondiguy |
Sep 1 2006, 05:49 PM
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If you want something in life, you've gotta work really hard for it!
Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!
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| UncleBuck |
Sep 2 2006, 02:28 PM
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
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| ddd35 |
Sep 4 2006, 10:36 AM
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A friend in need is a friend indeed ,,,,
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| jlynn |
Sep 5 2006, 06:46 PM
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Any Chappelle's Show fans?
"Hey hey hey! Smoke weed everyday!"
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| bondiguy |
Sep 6 2006, 01:56 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 4 2006, 10:36 AM) A friend in need is a friend indeed ,,,, A friend with weed is better
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| Gnappster |
Sep 6 2006, 11:41 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 5 2006, 11:56 PM) A friend with weed is better A friend with breasts and all the rest
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| jrock8 |
Sep 6 2006, 01:20 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 6 2006, 12:56 AM) A friend with weed is better QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 6 2006, 10:41 AM) A friend with breasts and all the rest combining those two... where is wildncrazy anyway? :unsure:
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| Lynette |
Sep 6 2006, 01:30 PM
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Suck a tit...Save a thumb.
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| ddd35 |
Sep 6 2006, 01:58 PM
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QUOTE(Lynette @ Sep 6 2006, 01:30 PM) Suck a tit...Save a thumb. I think Big and Rich are working on a song with that title ......
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| Bobaloo |
Sep 6 2006, 09:46 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 1 2006, 05:49 PM) If you want something in life, you've gotta work really hard for it! Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers! I just watched that one last night. It was funny, but not ha, ha funny!
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| Bobaloo |
Sep 6 2006, 09:47 PM
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Making love is what your girlfriend does while I'm fucking her!
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| Gnappster |
Sep 6 2006, 10:13 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 6 2006, 07:46 PM) I just watched that one last night. It was funny, but not ha, ha funny! spotted :thumbup: and I am so Krunchy the Klown!
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| fellatiofiend18 |
Sep 6 2006, 11:32 PM
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"fuck me or fuck off... cus i aint in no kind of mood"
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| bondiguy |
Sep 7 2006, 12:53 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 6 2006, 11:41 AM) A friend with breasts and all the rest A friend whos dressed in leather
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| Gnappster |
Sep 7 2006, 11:56 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 6 2006, 10:53 PM) A friend whos dressed in leather my japanese is better, and when she's pressed, she will undress, and then she's boxing clever :music-smiley-002:
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| jrock8 |
Sep 7 2006, 03:00 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 6 2006, 11:53 PM) A friend whos dressed in leather QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2006, 10:56 AM) my japanese is better, and when she's pressed, she will undress, and then she's boxing clever :music-smiley-002: big surprise here... bondi and gnappy both know the lyrics to a song by the "butthole surfers" :gay: (bob says if you ask naraz nicely, he'll let you in their fanclub) ...i don't care what happens after this... that was a quad burn motherfuckers :fuckoff: :lol:
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| closeup |
Sep 7 2006, 03:15 PM
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"They're three types of people in the world; those who can count and those who can't."
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| Gnappster |
Sep 7 2006, 03:18 PM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 7 2006, 01:00 PM) big surprise here... bondi and gnappy both know the lyrics to a song by the "butthole surfers" :gay: (bob says if you ask naraz nicely, he'll let you in their fanclub) ...i don't care what happens after this... that was a quad burn motherfuckers :fuckoff: :lol: the song is by placebo, not butthole surfers(unless they covered it at some point). so I guess your "quad burn"isn't even good for a single. :drinkup:
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| closeup |
Sep 7 2006, 03:23 PM
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I can see this is gonna tie you two up for a while. :blahblah: :blahblah:
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| Gnappster |
Sep 7 2006, 03:27 PM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 7 2006, 01:20 PM) Well I know sinteticor is a very reliable site :rolleyes: but they didn't even get the song right. It's called Pure Morning and it sounds nothing like the Butthole Surfers (who I admit I like...in a purely musical way).
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| jrock8 |
Sep 7 2006, 03:27 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Sep 7 2006, 02:23 PM) I can see this is gonna tie you two up for a while. :blahblah: :blahblah: nah, i'm done w/it... but i'm sure gnappy will let you tie him up... he's kinky like that
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| Gnappster |
Sep 7 2006, 03:34 PM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 7 2006, 01:27 PM) nah, i'm done w/it... but i'm sure gnappy will let you tie him up... he's kinky like that Maybe by gunpoint. But that's how closeup get's all his dates...or should I say victims.
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| Bobaloo |
Sep 7 2006, 05:00 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2006, 03:34 PM) Maybe by gunpoint. But that's how closeup get's all his dates...or should I say victims. oh, nevermind. I had something good to say, but it's not worth trying to remember what the hell it was. So I leave you with this pointless reply. That's right. over 3000 posts and zero heart attacks... that's how much I care Now, would anyone else care for a bite of banality
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| jrock8 |
Sep 7 2006, 05:10 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 7 2006, 04:00 PM) Now, would anyone else care for a bite of banality bondi might... but i'm guessing you'd probably have to bring plenty of lube... ...but if naraz is more your type, i'm sure he's WIDE open... thanks to gnappy for providing me w/that info... :cheers:
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| Gnappster |
Sep 7 2006, 05:11 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 7 2006, 03:00 PM) oh, nevermind. I had something good to say, but it's not worth trying to remember what the hell it was. So I leave you with this pointless reply. That's right. over 3000 posts and zero heart attacks... that's how much I care Now, would anyone else care for a bite of banalityit's a staple of my diet.
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| Gnappster |
Sep 7 2006, 05:12 PM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 7 2006, 03:10 PM) bondi might... but i'm guessing you'd probably have to bring plenty of lube... ...but if naraz is more your type, i'm sure he's WIDE open... thanks to gnappy for providing me w/that info... :cheers: i think you're confusing banality with your girlfriend :lol:
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| jrock8 |
Sep 7 2006, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2006, 04:12 PM) i think you're confusing banality with your girlfriend :lol: nah, she definitely likes to keep things fresh and new... ... but you might want to tell your wife there's more to sex than doggy style... i mean, don't get me wrong, she's a freak and all and it's hot when she tells me to smack her ass, but you'd think someone that wild would be more apt to change things up :nahnah:
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| Bobaloo |
Sep 7 2006, 05:38 PM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 7 2006, 05:18 PM) nah, she definitely likes to keep things fresh and new... ... but you might want to tell your wife there's more to sex than doggy style... i mean, don't get me wrong, she's a freak and all and it's hot when she tells me to smack her ass, but you'd think someone that wild would be more apt to change things up :nahnah: She probably just says that to avoid having sex with you. She never gives me that line.She probably just likes doggy with you because she needs a deep-penetrating position like doggy just to feel you. Perhaps if you you were a little more lengthy you could try all the crazy sexual escapades she and I get into. And let me tell ya, Gnappy is the best camera holder a guy could ever ask for.
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