Outline · Standard · [ Linear+ ] Bondiguy, Man from Down Under

Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation!

Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now.

I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist!

I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression.

I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life!

I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people!

If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo!
:cheers:

mmmmmmmmmm.... crumbled up cookie things uugggggghhhhhhhhhhh

I hear they say in the bible that jelly wrestling is okay

I hear they say in the bible that jelly wrestling is okay

Really, where?

Really, where?

somewhere in the back. :lol: :thumbup:

somewhere in the back. :lol: :thumbup:

haha beat me to it.

somewhere in the back. :lol: :thumbup:

beautiful exchangeI must say :lol:

beautiful exchangeI must say :lol:

we are a dangerous trio. I could hang out here for hours. It's been a while since this has been this much fun for me.

I should go soon. I'm married now and I just read this rule book and apparently there's something called sex night. I'm hoping tonight is the night, but if I don't get out of work soon it will turn into alone with my hand night real quick. Turns out I might have to take her out to dinner or something. hope they have jelly wrestling at that new Italian place she was talking about.

we are a dangerous trio.  I could hang out here for hours.  It's been a while since this has been this much fun for me.

I should go soon.  I'm married now and I just read this rule book and apparently there's something called sex night.  I'm hoping tonight is the night, but if I don't get out of work soon it will turn into alone with my hand night real quick.  Turns out I might have to take her out to dinner or something.  hope they have jelly wrestling at that new Italian place she was talking about.

Yes it is much more enjoyable than when I come here and whore this place up with no one to laugh at my various witty remarks!

re the italian rest... one can only hope :thumbup:

we are a dangerous trio.  I could hang out here for hours.  It's been a while since this has been this much fun for me.

I should go soon.  I'm married now and I just read this rule book and apparently there's something called sex night.  I'm hoping tonight is the night, but if I don't get out of work soon it will turn into alone with my hand night real quick.  Turns out I might have to take her out to dinner or something.  hope they have jelly wrestling at that new Italian place she was talking about.

I thought that's what ballet is :unsure:

I thought that's what ballet is  :unsure:

:o So I really should have bought those tickets like she asked rahter than the tickets to the monster truck ralley

I thought that's what ballet is  :unsure:

how could I go past this one?

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:o  So I really should have bought those tickets like she asked rahter than the tickets to the monster truck ralley

hahaha yup




well i'm outta here.

bondi, keep the lipstick off yer dipstick

bob, you probably won't have to worry about that anymore ;)

later

hahaha yup
well i'm outta here.

bondi, keep the lipstick off yer dipstick

bob, you probably won't have to worry about that anymore ;)

later

ahh dude u missed my killer pic reference! haha

Later brother... I really should do some stuff today too

ahh dude u missed my killer pic reference! haha

Later brother... I really should do some stuff today too

Yes, I must go as well. HAve a great day/night y'all. i'll be on tomorrow morning while pretending to work for a little bit.

Have fun jelly wrestling Bondi.

And I missed lots of stuff tonight. It's been a while since this place ahs moved this fast.

Yes, I must go as well.  HAve a great day/night y'all.  i'll be on tomorrow morning while pretending to work for a little bit. 

Have fun jelly wrestling Bondi.

And I missed lots of stuff tonight.  It's been a while since this place ahs moved this fast.

Well I have been here for 2 hours and I can hear the surf calling my name! Its been fun and I have whored out 100 posts so i think that is an apt number to leave on for the day...

late dude(s)

I am going to whore my own thread with some pics from a great bucks (Bachelor) party on the weekend.

My mate's best man is a stripper himself so he organised a good night with his female stripper associates.

I could only take pics on my phone so apologies for the quality....

Jelly Wrestling...

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Who doesn't like doing BodyShots???

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one last one... a move the WWE would be proud of

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I am going to whore my own thread with some pics from a great bucks (Bachelor) party on the weekend.

My mate's best man is a stripper himself so he organised a good night with his female stripper associates.

I could only take pics on my phone so apologies for the quality....

Jelly Wrestling...

I hope you didn't try getting a lap dance from him.


Looks like a fuckin great time. Nothing like hot naked women wrestling in a pool of goo.
Those are some pretty sweet pics, too bad you put them in your 411, no one will see them here :nahnah:

I hope you didn't try getting a lap dance from him.
Looks like a fuckin great time. Nothing like hot naked women wrestling in a pool of goo.
Those are some pretty sweet pics, too bad you put them in your 411, no one will see them here  :nahnah:

I saw them. but seeing as I am a nobody, your statement is correct.

And great Fuckin' pics Bondi. Look like a good time. Make sure you send an invite to your bachelor party my way!!

Great pics Bondi, looks like the girls had as great a time as you all. :thumbup:

how could I go past this one?

hahaha, there's the pic, missed it, what with all the stripper pics n all.

Homer looks so entertained by the bear in the car.

I hope you didn't try getting a lap dance from him.
Looks like a fuckin great time. Nothing like hot naked women wrestling in a pool of goo.
Those are some pretty sweet pics, too bad you put them in your 411, no one will see them here  :nahnah:

I have never seen him in action. But having him in the industry does help get female strippers at the right price!

The Grooms father owns his own business so we had the bucks in his factory. There was also foxy boxing and foxy gladiators too!

Also for the people who dont visit my 411... it is their loss! haha

hahaha, there's the pic, missed it, what with all the stripper pics n all.

Homer looks so entertained by the bear in the car.

I knew you'd enjoy that one... some of my finest framegrab work

The Grooms father owns his own business so we had the bucks in his factory. There was also foxy boxing and foxy gladiators too!

two for the price of one...

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such"

and...

that's the one where chicks whale on each other, right? ... yes, that's what i wanted! :lol:

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do you guys do bugs bunny and tweety to ?

two for the price of one...

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such"

and...

that's the one where chicks whale on each other, right? ... yes, that's what i wanted! :lol:

:lol: Yeah you nailed it! I didnt just throw that in as a simpsons ref but, we actually DID have that shit going on down there!

do you guys do bugs bunny  and tweety to ?

Who the fuck is bugs bunny? :blink:

Who the fuck is bugs bunny? :blink:

...please tell me you aren't serious??!!

man, you weren't kidding when you said it took FOREVER for tv shows to get down there.... he was only created like 65 years ago :lol:

...please tell me you aren't serious??!!

man, you weren't kidding when you said it took FOREVER for tv shows to get down there.... he was only created like 65 years ago :lol:

so he should be in their new fall lineup? :lol:

so he should be in their new fall lineup? :lol:

yeah, fall lineup '07

What the fuck is fall???

:lol: Of course I am not serious... when am I ever?

Even Osama knows who Bugs Bunny is... I just hope one day he catches that awful road runner :P

Oh by the way I know what Fall is... we just call it Autumn