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[Bobaloo]

Hey all.

Bobaloo here. I don't know why I picked the name Bobaloo. I use it on a few boards. My name isn't Bob, it's not Ricky, or anything else that has to do with anything about what bobaloo could mean. It's just something that came to mind when I had to pick a name one day. So... for anyone who cares, you can call me Mike. But Bobaloo will do just fine.

I've been hanging around RMM for what seems like a year now and discovered the boards soon thereafter. I became a member in November just cuz I thought it would be a good idea and from there have been checking out the boards more regularly. I will say that BTS is the one responsible for initially getting me hooked on this place. Well, then one day John implemented the members only thread with a post limit and I freaked. I decided to get off my ass and start posting. It's not that I wanted to sit in the dark all that time until then. It's just that I get very busy at work and find it hard to dedicate board time and postings and all that goes with it. board whoring can be pretty consuming. I've been finding it pretty easy to keep up with the boards here, though, so it's not too bad.

From reading the boards so long, I feel like I already know lots of you and a little bit about your personalities. So if I post something that seems off the wall or inappropriate because you don't even know who the hell I am, that's probably the reason.

I really like the boards here. It's not like other places where people are looking for help with products or advice on stuff. People get really crabby really fast on those sites. It gets irritating. This place is so much more calm and fun. It's a treat to talk to all of you.

Wow, this is getting long.

Now here's some info about me...

I live in a western suburb of Chicago. I'm getting married in August. I am completely devoted and faithful to my fiancée, but she knows I am obsessed with women and their lovely bodies. I'm trying to get her to let me contribute to this site, but I don't think that's happening anytime soon. I don't mean to be a mooch around here, but I have no choice for now.

I work with my dad running an auto shop. Things are good. We're a pretty busy shop and we have lots of great, loyal customers.

I'm a little bit of everything. I can hang out with the nerds and the cool kids and the jocks and get along with all of them.

Well, that's just about it for now. i don't want to spill all my beans right away; otherwise, my thread will die right away. I'll keep anyone who cares up to date in future posts.

In closing, I would like to say that I am definitely a boob man, I love 'em big, little, hanging, proud, big nipples, little nipples... whatever, I love 'em. I also love stomachs and butts and legs and lips and eyes... Okay. you get the idea. Like a said before, I am obsessed with women... a healthy obsession, of course.

So please feel free, ladies, to grace my 411 with whatever part of your lovely bodies you think is appropriate... I'll love it all.

By the way... my opening of this thread represents my 100th post!!! yea for me!! I know some people will honor someone by giving them a milestone post, and in the future I probably will. But for now I feel like being a little selfish and honoring myself.

Thanks for reading this.

[evade20]

Happy Birthday.

I hope all the ladies give you plenty of pics for your birthday....

[Cutie_Pie]

Happy Birthday I hope the wedding and all that is going good. Miss you

[Gnappster]

How do you know it's his bday?
I know it's babbaboo's bday but i don't see any bobaloo.

[bondiguy]

So was it his birthday or not???

[Gnappster]

So was it his birthday or not???

beat me, this place has been a ghost town lately.

I think bob's off getting married....poor guy

[Bobaloo]

Howdy y'all!!!

anyone miss me??

Yes, I was off getting married and honeymoonin' and stuff like that. I know it's going to take me a while to catch up around here and knock evade of his top 10 high horse, but i'll get to it.

Things got busy before the wedding so I missed out on a lot of cleverness I wanted to slap around here... namely a bachelor party thread. I thought it would be cool if I could have a bachelor party around here where the sexy ladies could post some love, perhaps with pics of them swinging around some poles or something like that. Hell, maybe I'll still create it. I may be married, but my eyeballs will forever be bachelors.

Okay. that's it for now. i've got to go look at some boobs.

[Gnappster]

Howdy y'all!!!

anyone miss me?? 

Yes, I was off getting married and honeymoonin' and stuff like that.  I know it's going to take me a while to catch up around here and knock evade of his top 10 high horse, but i'll get to it.

Things got busy before the wedding so I missed out on a lot of cleverness I wanted to slap around here... namely a bachelor party thread.  I thought it would be cool if I could have a bachelor party around here where the sexy ladies could post some love, perhaps with pics of them swinging around some poles or something like that. Hell, maybe I'll still create it.  I may be married, but my eyeballs will forever be bachelors.

Okay.  that's it for now.  i've got to go look at some boobs.

damn, you were gone that long? I thought it was two....three days tops

You haven't missed as much as usual as this place has been pretty slow lately but there are a few good surprises here and there.
And it's customary for dudes to post pics of their wive's breasts when they get married.
That is all®

[Bobaloo]

damn, you were gone that long? I thought it was two....three days tops

You haven't missed as much as usual as this place has been pretty slow lately but there are a few good surprises here and there.
And it's customary for dudes to post pics of their wive's breasts when they get married.
That is all®

Just follow this link link

[Gnappster]

Just follow this link link

works fo me!

[bondiguy]

damn, you were gone that long? I thought it was two....three days tops

You haven't missed as much as usual as this place has been pretty slow lately but there are a few good surprises here and there.
And it's customary for dudes to post pics of their wive's breasts when they get married.
That is all®

Yeah I thought it was a week! haha

I was away most of this week and no one blinked an eye, although post numbers dropped by 50% haha

Congrats Bob on your marriage, I'll be a member of that club in 6 months

And Gnappy is right in regards to the customs....

[Bobaloo]

Yeah I thought it was a week! haha

I was away most of this week and no one blinked an eye, although post numbers dropped by 50% haha

Congrats Bob on your marriage, I'll be a member of that club in 6 months

And Gnappy is right in regards to the customs....

Brother Bondi, what's happening?? Thanks for the congrats. It's a good club to be in and life is good. it's amazing how nice it is to relax a bit after the wedding and just take it all in and enjoy each others' company all over again. My wedding day did not go in a blur like most people said it would. We were both so calm and relaxed that everything just clicked in to place and we got to enjoy the whole day. We are still getting comments about how nice and fun our wedding was. the pics will be ready online in about a week or two... maybe I'll post the link if anyone cares. We did a lot of stuff that was different, so the pics will be pretty cool!

Word of advice to all who are getting married soon... Make sure you get your post-wedding blowjob from you new wife as soon as possible, just to set the precedent. You don't want her friends poisoning her with ridicuouls ideas that after the wedding oral isn't necessary. Worked for me!

[hott1976]

hi you hunky guy you! congrats on the wedding. Glad to see you still like to admire boobs and bods!

[Bobaloo]

hi you hunky guy you!  congrats on the wedding.    Glad to see you still like to admire boobs and bods!

Hey you extremely sexy gal you!! Thanks for the congrats and saying hi. And I'll ALWAYS be a boobs and bods admirer. That's what makes me me.

I haven't caught up completely around here yet, but I did see a few of your black bikini pics. Damn sexy girl. Keep it up. You're looking damn fine!!!

[hott1976]

Hey you extremely sexy gal you!!  Thanks for the congrats and saying hi.  And I'll ALWAYS be a boobs and bods admirer.  That's what makes me me.

I haven't caught up completely around here yet, but I did see a few of your black bikini pics.  Damn sexy girl.  Keep it up.  You're looking damn fine!!!

You should have left that in my 411!

[bondiguy]

Brother Bondi, what's happening??  Thanks for the congrats.  It's a good club to be in and life is good.  it's amazing how nice it is to relax a bit after the wedding and just take it all in and enjoy each others' company all over again. My wedding day did not go in a blur like most people said it would.  We were both so calm and relaxed that everything just clicked in to place and we got to enjoy the whole day.  We are still getting comments about how nice and fun our wedding was.  the pics will be ready online in about a week or two... maybe I'll post the link if anyone cares.  We did a lot of stuff that was different, so the pics will be pretty cool!

Word of advice to all who are getting married soon... Make sure you get your post-wedding blowjob from you new wife as soon as possible, just to set the precedent.  You don't want her friends poisoning her with ridicuouls ideas that after the wedding oral isn't necessary.  Worked for me!

Dude I worked it into my pre nup!

I for one would like to see the pics for sure

[Bobaloo]

Dude I worked it into my pre nup!

I for one would like to see the pics for sure

Here's a cool one my photographer took at my house. I have a cool homer guy that talks sitting on top of my TV. He put my ring on his head and took the pic. i didn't even know he did that till I looked at the pics last night. They just went up online last night.

I'll dig through and find some more I can post.

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[Gnappster]

Here's a cool one my photographer took at my house.  I have a cool homer guy that talks sitting on top of my TV.  He put my ring on his head and took the pic.  i didn't even know he did that till I looked at the pics last night.  They just went up online last night.

I'll dig through and find some more I can post.

That's a cool pic. Reminds me of a classic Homer quote regarding tying the knot:
Marriage is like a coffin. And each kid is another nail.

[Bobaloo]

That's a cool pic. Reminds me of a classic Homer quote regarding tying the knot:
Marriage is like a coffin. And each kid is another nail. 

Funny cuz it's true!

[Bobaloo]

so yesterday me and the little lady went out to breakfast and ahd to give our name for the waiting list. Well, my name is Mike, which is a pretty popular name, so sometimes it can be confusing when the name mike is called. So I told her my name is bobaloo. she seemed confused and asked how to spell it but got a kick out of my name nonetheless. Later the other girl hosting called out "Bobaloo," laughed, and brought us to our table. (she was hot and had nice boobs so I thought maybe she knew me from here and that's why she laughed) When we were seated, she asked me what nationality I am because I have such an unusual name. I told her of the small island nation of Ricardian (quick thinking on my part cuz I had Ricky ricardo in mind) and how I've never been there, but it's just like being in the States anyway. She believed me. What a goof.

Just thought I'd share that with y'all. Please bear in mind, I'm as cracker-ish as they come. I don't look like I'm authentic ethnic anything... well, except Ricardian.

[Gnappster]

so yesterday me and the little lady went out to breakfast and ahd to give our name for the waiting list.  Well, my name is Mike, which is a pretty popular name, so sometimes it can be confusing when the name mike is called.  So I told her my name is bobaloo.  she seemed confused and asked how to spell it but got a kick out of my name nonetheless.  Later the other girl hosting called out "Bobaloo," laughed, and brought us to our table.  (she was hot and had nice boobs so I thought maybe she knew me from here and that's why she laughed)  When we were seated, she asked me what nationality I am because I have such an unusual name.  I told her of the small island nation of Ricardian (quick thinking on my part cuz I had Ricky ricardo in mine) and how I've never been there, but it's just like being in the States anyway.  She believed me.  What a goof.

Just thought I'd share that with y'all.  Please bear in mind, I'm as cracker-ish as they come.  I don't look like I'm authentic ethnic anything... well, except Ricardian.

haha that's priceless. she was probably searching for it when she got home....right beside rand mcnalley.
what did the misses say to all that?

[Bobaloo]

haha that's priceless. she was probably searching for it when she got home....right beside rand mcnalley.
what did the misses say to all that?

the [missus] just thought it was funny. She knows I visit message boards but doesn't know my screen names or what sites I frequent. She didnt' really think anything of it... at least I hope not.

[Gnappster]

the [missus] just thought it was funny.  She knows I visit message boards but doesn't know my screen names or what sites I frequent.  She didnt' really think anything of it... at least I hope not.

She's probably already hired the private investigator.

[Bobaloo]

She's probably already hired the private investigator.

yeah, but her PI is hot and I'm having an affair with her so she won't narc on me.

[bondiguy]

Here's a cool one my photographer took at my house.  I have a cool homer guy that talks sitting on top of my TV.  He put my ring on his head and took the pic.  i didn't even know he did that till I looked at the pics last night.  They just went up online last night.

I'll dig through and find some more I can post.

That is a funny pic... cool looking Ring too

haha that's priceless. she was probably searching for it when she got home....right beside rand mcnalley.
what did the misses say to all that?

Isn't that where Hamburgers eat people?

Bob... funny story! haha

[Bobaloo]

Here's another pic from the wedding. This was a shot taken during our first dance. it's one of my favs. The photographer, I'm assuming, used the light from the videographer to get the silhouette effect. pretty cool, I think.

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[Gnappster]

Here's another pic from the wedding.  This was a shot taken during our first dance.  it's one of my favs.   The photographer, I'm assuming, used the light from the videographer to get the silhouette effect.  pretty cool, I think.

wow, that pic is well done! you're photographer is quick on the ball to capture a candid pic like that which looks like it was setup.
you should try it in black and white, not so much because it is "in vogue"but because it would emphasize the aura around your silhouettes.

[Bobaloo]

wow, that pic is well done! you're photographer is quick on the ball to capture a candid pic like that which looks like it was setup.
you should try it in black and white, not so much because it is "in vogue"but because it would emphasize the aura around your silhouettes.

Here's black and white. It's cool, the website where the pics are posted allows you to select the pic in B&W and sepia.

By the way, tha'ts not my aura, as that is mostly likely pure black.

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[Bobaloo]

Here's black and white.  It's cool, the website where the pics are posted allows you to select the pic in B&W and sepia.

By the way, tha'ts not my aura, as that is mostly likely pure black.

That pic reminds me of the Walk the Line poster. it's good to emulate the man in black. ironically, the little lady wanted to have her hair resemble June Carter's in a pic she saw of her from the way back machine. reese witherspoon had an awesome hairdo in the movie that looked just like it.

[Gnappster]

That pic reminds me of the Walk the Line poster.  it's good to emulate the man in black.  ironically, the little lady wanted to have her hair resemble June Carter's in a pic she saw of her from the way back machine.  reese witherspoon had an awesome hairdo in the movie that looked just like it.

Yeah I wanna do Reese Witherspoon too.









What were we talking about?

[Bobaloo]

Yeah I wanna do Reese Witherspoon too.
What were we talking about? 

I don't know. I think boobs! either that or the time you beat jury duty