Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Your Last Sexual Encounter, ...when, who, what, where?

PICS?!  :o

Sorry, things heated up so fast, a camera never even crossed my mind. WHEW!!!

Last sexual encounter? 45 minutes ago in the butt. It was GREAT!!!!

WOW glad you got it in the butt , didnt realize you were into that , MMMMMMM okay I raise all my ratings to 10 :2thumbsup:

WOW  glad  you got it in the butt , didnt realize you were into that ,  MMMMMMM  okay  I raise all my ratings to 10  :2thumbsup:

:huh: Maybe I'm just confused, but how does the positions that a girl likes to have sex in affect the way you would rate how your melons look?

:huh: Maybe I'm just confused, but how does the positions that a girl likes to have sex in affect the way you would rate how your melons look?

look who ur talking about belicked... expect nothing less!

btw congrats on 2000 posts :cheers:

look who ur talking about belicked... expect nothing less!

btw congrats on 2000 posts :cheers:

Thanks, I hadn't noticed until I read your post about it. :cheers:

Thanks, I hadn't noticed until I read your post about it. :cheers:

I just happened to notice 2001 and I was like... go Monkey :thumbup:

:huh: Maybe I'm just confused, but how does the positions that a girl likes to have sex in affect the way you would rate how your melons look?

Confused to say the least my friend , the fact that Lyn said she got it IN THE BUTT , means she must like it that way , in rating the total women this would play into my ratings ... In other words I like the fact she likes anal sex !!!! :drinkup:

Confused  to say the least my friend  ,  the fact that Lyn  said she got it IN THE BUTT  , means  she must like it that way   , in rating the total women  this would play into my ratings ... In other words I like  the fact she likes anal sex !!!!   :drinkup:

I would agree with you if this was a Rate Me as a Woman site, but I do believe it's RateMyMelons.



:silvio:

I would agree with you if this was a Rate Me as a Woman site, but I do believe it's RateMyMelons.
:silvio:

it is? :blink:

it is? :blink:

my sentiment as well :blahblah:

Confused  to say the least my friend  ,  the fact that Lyn  said she got it IN THE BUTT  , means  she must like it that way   , in rating the total women  this would play into my ratings ... In other words I like  the fact she likes anal sex !!!!   :drinkup:

then you must LOVE evade :P

then you must LOVE evade  :P

NOT :2gunsfiring:

NOT  :2gunsfiring:

So you let Evade love you :blink:

So  you let Evade love you  :blink:

disturbing either way

once again, i report in this stupid thread to give an answer... :angry2:

it was with myself. :smilio03:

is there no peace for my tormented soul? no cock for my neglected hoohah?!

:bang:

Last weekend I had an unexpected invite to an open-air prom concert held at a bird sanctuary. Well, we had a VERY nice night at the concert… the place was nice, about a thousand people gathered around a stage in a field…….listening to classical music…drinking champagne…and more champagne…and then a little more….and then it got dark, and you could hardly see where you were walking….so I suggested I take a ‘walk’…so I took a blanket and wandered off towards the back of the field…there were lots of bushes and trees….had to keep an eye open because they had wardens patrolling…which was why we went separately…..I laid the blanket down and took off my knickers and went down on all fours facing away from the stage…it was a little chilly…and there was the thrill of knowing that anyone approaching would see my skirt pulled up and my pussy and ass begging…after what seemed like ages, I heard someone approaching….and heard a zipper being undone….then a hand explored my ass crack…following down and into my pussy….Mmmmmm!!!!!!.........followed by a very eager cock….nudging my asshole before eagerly finding my pusssy……ye gods…its making me wet all over again!!.. .I was then royally fucked, listening to classical music, about 25 yards away from 1000 people….. …..thankfully we finished before the musicians got to the sea shanty bits, cos I don’t think I could have kept quiet if he had been keeping pace with the hornpipe!!!

:huh: Maybe I'm just confused, but how does the positions that a girl likes to have sex in affect the way you would rate how your melons look?

Look, if taking in the ass gets you 10s, then I will happily confess to making all my orifices available!! :fucker: :shuwks:

Last weekend I had an unexpected invite to an open-air prom concert held at a bird sanctuary.  Well, we had a VERY nice night at the concert…   the place was nice, about a thousand people gathered around a stage in a field…….listening to classical music…drinking champagne…and more champagne…and then a little more….and then it got dark, and you could hardly see where you were walking….so I suggested I take a ‘walk’…so I took a blanket and wandered off towards the back of the field…there were lots of bushes and trees….had to keep an eye open because they had wardens patrolling…which was why we went separately…..I laid the blanket down and took off my knickers and went down on all fours facing away from the stage…it was a little chilly…and there was the thrill of knowing that anyone approaching would see my skirt pulled up and my pussy and ass begging…after what seemed like ages, I heard someone approaching….and heard a zipper being undone….then a hand explored my ass crack…following down and into my pussy….Mmmmmm!!!!!!.........followed by a very eager cock….nudging my asshole before eagerly finding my pusssy……ye gods…its making me wet all over again!!..  .I was then royally fucked, listening to classical music, about 25 yards away from 1000 people…..  …..thankfully we finished before the musicians got to the sea shanty bits, cos I don’t think I could have kept quiet if he had been keeping pace with the hornpipe!!!

So the lucky Warden found you :P

So the lucky Warden found you :P

And he had a BIG torch!! :bonerfied:

So the lucky Warden found you :P

haha, my thoughts exactly.
haaaawwwwt story in any case

And he had a BIG torch!!   :bonerfied:

lucky you :P

last night and i was the a perfect cowgirl. I rode him until he exploded. he grabbed a whole lotta ass while i worked it! When it was just about time...i jumped off and took it all in the mouth. I'm a good girl like that! ;)

last night and i was the a perfect cowgirl.  I rode him until he exploded.  he grabbed a whole lotta ass while i worked it!  When it was just about time...i jumped off and took it all in the mouth.  I'm a good girl like that!  ;)

you lie!


cuz that seems too good to be true.

last night and i was the a perfect cowgirl.  I rode him until he exploded.  he grabbed a whole lotta ass while i worked it!  When it was just about time...i jumped off and took it all in the mouth.  I'm a good girl like that!  ;)

I wim you :kisses:

no lie. Truthfully.
he doesn't last to long that way so i don't have to ride to long. and i have no problem taking it in the mouth and swallowing.

no lie.  Truthfully. 
he doesn't last to long that way so i don't have to ride to long.  and i have no problem taking it in the mouth and swallowing.

I need CPR :o

no lie.  Truthfully. 
he doesn't last to long that way so i don't have to ride to long.  and i have no problem taking it in the mouth and swallowing.

PICS?! :P

i'll see what i can do on the pics for next time! :) Would you really be interested seeing me ride him?

i'll see what i can do on the pics for next time!  :)  Would you really be interested seeing me ride him?

I'd like to see the cum in your mouth :bonerfied:

i'll see what i can do on the pics for next time!  :)  Would you really be interested seeing me ride him?

ummm, I don't mean to insult you, but that is a stupid question.
A big YES!