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I tried that I ended up peeing all overmyself :huh:

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:P j/k





more like :whatever:

As long as none of the sick shit is going into my mouth or in me I will be ok. I was never a mom that got vomited on or spitup on and stuff like that, I never shared drinks and forks and food with my kids just how I am. LOL

Being a mum, how in the hell did you avoid being vomited on or spit up on. I'm a dad with one kid who isn't even two yet, and I've been thrown up on numerous times.

:lol: How on earth did I miss that one???  That show was hilarious.  Never saw that sketch though.

You are one funny -- and resourceful  -- fucker!!!  :thumbup:

at least someone enjoyed the fruits of my useless talents (finding funny shit online! to hopefully avoid the obvious burn potential)

at least someone enjoyed the fruits of my useless talents (finding funny shit online! to hopefully avoid the obvious burn potential)

Thanks for clarifying, I would have been hit in the crossfire of that burn. :thumbup:

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:P  j/k
more like  :whatever:
Being a mum, how in the hell did you avoid being vomited on or spit up on. I'm a dad with one kid who isn't even two yet, and I've been thrown up on numerous times.

I dunno been lucky I guess been close but never happened, now with the second one when dad when to hold him in the hospital he shit the dark tar stuff and it came out of the blankie on got on him :nahnah:

So this is wrong??
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yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

You know when you kiss someone on the lips, it's only a few feet from the anus?  :ph34r:

Also, don't people still wash down there any more?  If things are clean, I don't think you would even be aware that you were near that area.

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places. i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

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:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

so diamonds are a girls best friend :blink:

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

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i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

So were do i sign up to go skiing ? :whipya:

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

DITTO! LOL! ROTFLMFAO! My thought exactly!

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

Well then have I got a poll with your name on it :nahnah:

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

Looks to me she almost "Wore a Pearl Necklace" :P


Yeah ... Diamonds would be soooo much better :thumbup:

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

And are there pics in the members only area? :niceones:

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

For most of us guys on here...find us a woman who will actually suck one off like this and we'd probably go buy her the diaminds just to keep her around.

For most of us guys on here...find us a woman who will actually suck one off like this and we'd probably go buy her the diaminds just to keep her around.

I get diamonds without having to get cum all over my face :nahnah:

When sucking dick is it 'the bigger the better'?

Doesn't make much of a difference to me. If the cock is thick, my jaw does get tired sooner.

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

Oh my Bo.....I can think of many more delicious uses for your yummy hind-end baby.

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Issac,

The points you made above are why if I were ever to go Bi I would not be very good at it for I would NEVER go down on a woman. GROSS!! If my husband never wanted to do it I would understand, BUT he happens to love it and he says I taste really sweet,well his precum does not if it did I would love giving Bj's.  Allthough the anus is a few inches from the other place it is still to close for comfort for me but that is the least of it at least the balls put a divider up on a woman there is no divider and how a man can enjoy licking an asshole or around it is BEYOND me.

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well shit diane. i have been working on getting my videos ready for all the perverts here....and i noticed theres a shot of me getting my, well, u know, a little south of the hoohah, licked. but if u dont like that, maybe i should reconsider and not put the vids up? mind u, i am almost fully clothed while this momentous took place. does that help?

and yes, i do think this post is worth going back and digging up....

For most of us guys on here...find us a woman who will actually suck one off like this and we'd probably go buy her the diaminds just to keep her around.

dont need diamonds. i keep him around cause he lets me suck his dick!

dont need diamonds.  i keep him around cause he lets me suck his dick!

You can have my cock anytime you want him Bo sugar.....although you already knew that.... :kisses:

Diane, quite frankly, what's WRONG with hairy, sweaty balls???  Balls are supposed to be hairy and sweaty.  And women are supposed to love them.  :roflmao:

And all genitals are either where the pee comes out of -- or close to it.  A woman's urethra is like millimeters from the opening of the vagina.  Nobody would have oral sex by your lofty standards!   :roflmao:

And what direction are you approaching the "love rocket" from that it's so close to where the "#2" comes out???   :ph34r:

And what's wrong with pre-cum???  It's not like it's sulfuric acid or something.

If you were the author, I think "The Joy of Sex" would be like five pages long!!!

But I still love you.... :nahnah:

:o



oh my.



diane, get him to trim the bait and tackle a bit. then you'll like it. better yet, trim it for him, naked, both of u...u get to watch the cake rise while doin it! balls are soft little fellas, and its probably the only parts on a man that when we suck, they sometimes have to say...not too hard.....when do we get to ever hear that~!

You can have my cock anytime you want him Bo sugar.....although you already knew that....  :kisses:

so how cum all the men who want their dicks sucked end up with women who dont wanna suck dick?

and all the women who love to suck dick end up with a man who....

where was i going with this?

bottom line.....more men want their dick sucked than women out here who like to suck dick.

thus, the need for sites like this.

so how cum all the men who want their dicks sucked end up with women who dont wanna suck dick?

and all the women who love to suck dick end up with a man who....

where was i going with this?

bottom line.....more men want their dick sucked than women out here who like to suck dick.

thus, the need for sites like this.

I'll second that.....my wife can suck a mean dick...sadly she stopped doing it the minute the wedding ring went on the finger...How does that work :bang:

I'll second that.....my wife can suck a mean dick...sadly she stopped doing it the minute the wedding ring went on the finger...How does that work :bang:

maybe u were only mean before u got married? u said she sucks a mean dick!

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maybe u were only mean before u got married?  u said she sucks a mean dick!

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Jeeze Bo...how do I respond to that other than to say...if I thought it would help....I'd turn into the nastiest SOB she ever saw.

Nope...its a lost cause....When I said I DO...she said I Don't anymore!

Jeeze Bo...how do I respond to that other than to say...if I thought it would help....I'd turn into the nastiest SOB she ever saw.

Nope...its a lost cause....When I said I DO...she said I Don't anymore!

mean doesnt always mean mean...get it?

mean can also mean nasty, hot....

can we cry on eachothers shoulders ? when i met mr boanna, he said "u mean we can have sex 365 days a year?" i said "we better"... now here i am getting most of my sex alone.

moral of the story....meet me in my thread and lets fuck. oh yea, and you will get your cock sucked....kind of. but when we are done, u will know that i sure wanted to!! :)

so how cum all the men who want their dicks sucked end up with women who dont wanna suck dick?

and all the women who love to suck dick end up with a man who....

where was i going with this?

bottom line.....more men want their dick sucked than women out here who like to suck dick.

thus, the need for sites like this.

truer words have seldom been spoken errr typed

**sighs**

Oh yeah........

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does size matter........ well i heard more than a mouthful is a waste..... yeah right.... :suckadick: