"would not be very good at it" is an UNDERSTATEMENT. You would be a terrible bi. Since neither women has a penis, the only thing left is basically oral sex. What would you guys do, stare meaningfully into each other's faces until you both had shuddering O's? That could take a while...... :roflmao:

You know when you kiss someone on the lips, it's only a few feet from the anus? :ph34r:

Also, don't people still wash down there any more? If things are clean, I don't think you would even be aware that you were near that area.

You do realize he sticks that same thing he pees out of INSIDE you right? Mouth or vagina... it's still IN you.

I think it's a mental block. Perhaps you need cock therapy. :suckadick: :suckadick: :suckadick: :suckadick:

Scweaty Balls :roflmao:

Still looking for the lady that can take it all in and lick the balls. When I find that I will get married.

i dont think size matters if a girl knows what shes doing i know a girl who actually loved it when a cock would gag her

Hey at least I am not one to put up fronts I know what I like and what I don't like and I stay true to myself. The only thing I could do for them is suck on some boobies so I take full responsibility that allthough i find femals highly attractive I would never make a good girfriend.

Boy she would have to have one freakishly long tongue. :P

Ok issac here is thekicker I know I totally am gonna loose any appeal to men here but I am not a fan of tounge kissing either. I have to do some serious mental blocking and tuning out to let go and enjoy it.

Newguy, I find BJ's a lot more of a personal act and intimate act than sex itself. I dunno why but for me having that in my mouth is a lot more personal. To each is own but I will never understand people that can just go have random oral sex with anyone. I am sure it is hypocritical to say that but just how I am if I were to be raped I would rather it be intercourse only than him forcing me to suck him that would be a lot harder for me to deal with. Rape is bad just the same I know I have been violated before but for me that is about as personal as it gets.

next you're going to say, no sex with the lights on either :P

You know, I think the real issue here might be that you are kind of a germ phobe.

Do you have to have food extra fresh? Won't eat re-heated stuff from the night before? I'm not trying to be funny, but it seems like the people who have problems with oral are either:

1) Always thinking of sexual politics -- certain positions or acts are either degrading or too submissive. I had a gf who would not give a bj if she were on her knees because it would be like she were "subservient" to me.

-- OR --

2) Are concerned about cleanliness, smell, texture, etc.

Are you sure that's not just your girlfriends gnappy? Maybe they don;t have an issue with you seeing them in the light but an issue with seeing you in the light. :nahnah:

BAM!

and OUCH!

and YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT!

and THAT IS ALL!

No No lights can be on you can pull out the sex swing and plastic bedding for all the squirting and all that, just the few quirks I mentioned are it:)

are u cool with another female squirting on you?

I am number two, I am not a huge germaphobe like Monk or anything, some things you can't avoid and I accept that, but I try to control what I can and I really have to tune things out mentally to do oral sex and if I feel "gross" down there (woman will know what I mean) I won't let him go down.

I will only reheat 2 things to eat cause they taste better the day after, LOL but my meat is cooked all the way through prefer it on the dry side just to make sure and so on and so forth.

The Vagina is a has some pretty strong acid protection and I am don't so much associate "germs" with it, **beyond STD's and stuff** I have never had a yeast infection or UTI's or anything so not a big deal but for me my mouth and face is a lot more "sacred" and I want to protect more.

:puke: Ok and that but I am suprised you would ask since I am not ok with HIM squirting on me. :nahnah:

I really gotta question your career choice! Nurses gotta deal with the grossest of gross.

couldn't hurt to ask :unsure:

I know I question it myself a lot too, :blink: I somehow always manage to stay clean though. My friends all use to tease when we would go out 4 bying, with the jeeps in the mud I was always the ONLY one that walked out clean.


I also bring sterile wipes for toilet seats when camping. :ph34r:

I just piss on the nearest tree :lol:

I tried that I ended up peeing all overmyself :huh:

After some time spent as a nurse, the topics here are going to seem like nothing. I have relatives who are nurses and you cannot avoid getting into some really horrible situations. A good example is performing digital extraction on a patient's impacted colon. If you haven't been made to perform that yet -- dont' worry, you will -- multiple times.

Actually Issac it all comes down do the field you are in whether you have to do that or not, but regardless for somereason it is different dealing with the sicko things with others as opposed to myself.


Doing what you said while gross, will stink and look gross but I will have gloves on and a uniform on and I will not be having the shit in my mouth.

As long as none of the sick shit is going into my mouth or in me I will be ok. I was never a mom that got vomited on or spitup on and stuff like that, I never shared drinks and forks and food with my kids just how I am. LOL

It does depend, to a certain extent, to the field you are in. But from what my relatives say, there are certain situations you won't be able to avoid because people/doctors/administrators are NOT going to say, "Oh, that's a radiological nurse, etc."

What specialty/field are you shooting for anyway? I can then tell you what body fluid you are going to be completely covered with by the end of your first year. :roflmao:

LandD and I am vastly expieranced in all that fluid :nahnah:

:lol: How on earth did I miss that one??? That show was hilarious. Never saw that sketch though.

You are one funny -- and resourceful -- fucker!!! :thumbup:

So did you :puke: when you peed all over yourself?? :unsure: