woo hoo. It sounds like things are lightening up around here!!! yea!!!

Now can we all go to another thread and get some boobs in there?!

I'm not mad or upset at all. I think Diane feels better getting that off her chest. I'm not going to change how I write about the women here because one person doesn't like my style. But if it can ease the tension, I'll try to make sure all the boobs here feel equally welcome, no matter who they belong to.

very hot!!! Are you sure that's not a fish tank in the wall?

I'm sure that's the kitchen bar that I look over top of when I'm stalking.

well said!

I'm glad everything's cool then. I read lots of tension on my end, so I'm glad I was wrong. Great! Now I'm a capitalization error and a judgment error away from being perfect!

But it's gotta be glass!! Look at the reflection on the wall. It's just a little above and to the right of the boobs in case you didn't notice it.

From the outside.
see the "fishtank" above the front door:P

Diane stepped up and volenteered. I think this thread has taken a turn for the better. But we still need Topless on the beach if we're going to stay here.

See I was right about where I look when I'm stalking, just forgot it wasn't the kitchen

Oh, my God. I think we're neighbors!!!

ha ha.

Well, I guess the "fishtank" makes sense now. Way to ruin it for me. i really thought you had a fish tank in the wall.

Neighbors why?? If we are why haven't I seen you peeking through the windows??? I'm selling so peek while you can.

I try not to let on that I know you are there.

I have never been topless on a beach. Maybe someday.

I've never worn a bikini on the beach. Probably never will.

never been to a nude beach but plan on it this summer

be sure to take pictures if you do eh!

Does Lake Michigan have nude beaches? Or are you traveling out of state?

oh trust me i will have my handbag ready in hand but, waht are the consequence if you are caught doin so

I plan on it sometime too, will maybe start off with secluded lakes and hottubes this summer.

they have zero so i plan on going to miami

If my husband caught you it would be you in the hospital

They'd be worth a million dollars and you'd be handing them down thru the generations.

thats the obvious one, i am just asking law terms?

Well, if it's not against the law to shove a camera up someone's ass for taking pictures on a nude beach, that's probably what would happen.

I don't think there is any law against it in public you are fair game especially in that case.

Public beach means...public... be prepared to have your pic taken it happens and have to say that i am quilty of it myself with the wife stratigically placed in the pic lol...private beach is another story ass maybe whooped for pic taking there

gotcha, what is the rules about people having sex on a nude beach?? and if you guys could reply to my new topic about casual sex that would be awesome to get that one started.

Isn't it getting close to that twenty post rule? Let's have a little discipline here tonight or it just might turn back to into chaos again.

Wow, I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the thought of being called a "pervert" on a site called "RateMyMelons". On the Disney site, this kind of comment might hurt, but here???

In defense of myself, I want to state the following:

1. Lynette created a thread about topless beaches, stating her support, and commenting on the conservatism of the USA.

2. I replied that I was in favor of NUDE beaches, but that I thought that Lynette was kind of conservative herself. At least in a relative sense.

3. I stated this after noticing that all of Lynette's pictures show her on a topless beach, not the clothing-optional beaches. How is it that one photo of her sojourn onto a nude beach didn't somehow slip in?

4. Lynette interpreted that as me requesting "explicit" photos of her. I did NOT do that. There are plenty of nude beach photos out there where a person is naked, but no genitals or pubic hair are seen. In fact, I posted an example on a thread that I started. Is Lynette so unimaginative that she thinks the only photo beyond topless is a spread-eagle, gyno shot???

5. Now, the photos I have seen on Lynette's profile are from the shoulders to the waist. I have never seen a photo of her lower thighs, knees, ankles, or feet. Not even a belly button. While the 25% of Lynette that is on display in her photos is attractive, it is a strangely selective range of shots that she has in her profile.

6. So, in conclusion, Lynette has done nothing to refute me, but has resorted to namecalling. And after studying this issue further in defense of myself, she is more conservative and reactionary than I originally thought.