I guess my only talent is that I have an aptitude for languages. I took German for three years in school and I graduated from 13 years in french immersion. That basically means that I learned everything in french..math,science,social studies ect...I had an english grammar class and that was it until jr.high and even then things like business ed and the like were taught in french. Once you hit jr. high you slowly got more and more english classes so that by grade12 you only had french class. I graduated with a university credit because of it. I would love to learn more German and have always wanted to learn Spanish or Italian. I guess learning Polish would be nice too seeing as I'm half-polish. I don't know why my dad never taught my sister and I. 

I had some nice German in my last night!
Großer Hahn

I had some nice German in my last night!
Großer Hahn

Here it is...

Bellybutton going from innie to outie. It's from the one where he's a food critic and they have the food thing at the end.  they plan to blow him up with the eclair.  At one point he's overstuffed and his bellybutton pops out.

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I remember it now!
When I first read it I took it out of context as being YOUR special talent 

my spontaneity is never subtle

I can't draw, can't play any instuments, the talents I have seem to be pretty useless. I'm real accurate with a M-16 rifle and .45 Caliber pistol. I can run a 5 mile race in under 30 minutes, but I've already peaked in that area. I can move a grand piano out thru a second story window. Now there's a talent that gonna be handy when I retire. Looks like I need to find a few hobbies.

Don't forget you have a great atlent for making girls feel sexy!!

It's my patented formula for panty-removing.    I think one of the things that most woman find  sexy is someone that knows how to listen. And Natilie, ever since you've joined RMM, you've posted some of the hottest pictures here. If you were lined up with a hundred woman, and all I could see were your tits, I'd be able to pick you out with no problem. First, I'd remove anyone with A,B,or C cups. Then, all the girls with small nipples would be out. Then all the fake boobs could be elimanated.Then, any pair that was less than perfect would be gone.  That would leave you still standing.

    (except if you got rid of all the c-cups I'd be gone.) lol

I think you need to remeasure. Just to make it even harder, I could pick yours out blindfolded, just using my hands. Those pointy hard nipples would be a dead give-away!

      I definitely am a c-cup and infact the smaller one boarders on a b. It's really annoying. It's amazing what camera angles can do for you.

That must be the  metric 'C' you use in Canada. In the U.S. your boobs would be labeled "Fantastic" Don't you like our system better?

Hell I'm going shopping over the border too then!

Foxy,

Yours are definitely Fantastic, too!  

. I can run a 5 mile race in under 30 minutes, but I've already peaked in that area.

That's a pretty good time, which i don't think people who don't run would appreciate. Best I could do is low 40's, although I nver have really tried to run it balls out. I do more short faster shorter distance now and some interval work. Works better for me, but whatever.

Lugging a TV  under your arm WILL slow you down. Try to keep it under 19" or hire an accomplice.

I stick to plasma now 

Perhaps if you would bathe more you wouldn't stick to things so much

two stabs at my personal hygiene on two different message boards within 15 minutes of each other. maybe it's a message *sniff sniff*

If Homer can do it, you should be able to.

I didn't catch the other one.  I'll have to go hunting.