I know you should see the shit I get for living in the starbucks capital and not drinking Coffee I had one sip and hated it never had it again, actually I think I had a sip of the fancy iced ones once cause someone swore to me you couldn;t taste the coffee in it and I had a sip and tasted it strong.

BUT I love the smell of Coffee

Bondi knows big words???Or did you cheat and google "how to sound smart"?

I'm surprised you didn't like the iced coffee. It is much sweeter cold than hot. I love ice cold coffee.

despite my ridicolously good looks I am also quite intelligent!

All I tasted was the horrible coffee taste.

I have a very keen sense of smell and taste,

I have permanently lost my sense of taste and smell

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That would be a shame you would be missing out on some important aspects of sex

1. Me neither

2. Likewise.... oh wait, last summer some guy watched me dancing in a club with my friends, then he disappeared somewhere, and a bit later he walked to me, put 20 € in my hand and said "your ass looks gorgeous"... does that count?

3. I have smoked pot but that's it... well when I was 3 years old I was hospitalized for eating some deliciously coloured pills one of my relatives had left of my reach. Only "one blue and one red" I explained to the doctor after the stomach pump (that's what I've heard afterwards). So up-and down we went...

4. same here

5. Never stolen money either

6. same here

7. I have tried not to, though it sometimes feels very tempting for some reason

8. same here

I have never looked at Diane 26 and not got an erection.

I see jork reading this now, I wonder if the bondi burns will drive him to post. I can see him falling off the wagon already.

I have never:
1. seen the movie Forrest Gump
2. missed a day of work from being hungover (and I used to drink A LOT)
3. gone anywhere cool for Spring Break
4. had cyber sex
5. been out of debt since I was 17
6. visited the east coast (of N. America)
7. been in jail
8. failed a single exam in university (despite my complete lack of studying and preperation lol)

I have never altered my pictures to make myself appear something I am not. Or airbrushed them or whatever it is called.


Allthough I see it is becoming a trend

I have never done that either, mostly cuz it wouldn't even help haha.
But ya know, I was looking at a Playboy(in between the reading of the articles )
and I noticed they WAY over airbrush the models. They don't even look at all real, and I don't like that. A little touch up here or there is acceptable. I'll go back to Hustler

I havent seen a playboy in ages so I dunno I seen it on this site a lot though not by multiple people though.

And you can tell on other things, I rather keep it real you can change lighting or what have you but when you start photoshopping nails and body parts NAH just not attractive.

Woo Hoo!!! Hott Loves me!!!

Bomb, B-B-B-B Bomb! Love that line

I wont say the film, just in case its bugging anyone, wouldnt want to give it away but its Ben stiller right?

I have never:

Done a strip tease for my husband

Been a fan of tequila

Driven drunk

Gotten a photo radar ticket

Streaked

Played rugby

Gone snowmobiling

I have never....

1. broken any bones
2. gotten drunk
3. solve the rubik's cube
4. pulled an all-nighter
5. been to Cancun
6. smoked
7. seen a set of breasts I didn't like

Actually, it's:


Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, ber-ann! You gonna arrest me?
What if I was a bombardier?

Or something like that

Sure, just give it away. Now Hott will love everybody.

I tried not to give it away Its not like I just came out with it and whether hott loves a select few of everyone, as long as im included somewhere im happy

Great attitude. Hott has plenty of love to go around. I was just trying to give you a hard time. Maybe I'm just trying to get Hott to love me more. Now she'll probably just say I'm immature. Oh, well. At least she'd be right.

1. seen it, loved it
2. mee to... we have a saying here that goes like this:
PUFU, stands for Piss Up, Front Up
3. ours is schoolies and yeah I went somehere cool!
4. me either
5. 22 for me
6. me either
7. been in a holding cell for a few hours

that prompted me to think of major cinema I havent seen;

1. Never seen any Star Wars Films
2. Never seen Grease
3. Never seen Lord of the Rings

I have seen all the Star Wars films except for the last 2 which I guess are the first 2. Love em, but not as into it as I used to be.

Grease? You ain't missing anything.

LOTR trilogy- I usually don't bother even watching movies that are overhyped, usually is a letdown, but these truly are some remarkably made movies.

***They are great!! I haven´t seen Star Wars III...I would like to

I havent seen any of the star wars triolgy either:P

I have never:

been cowtipping
gotten a speeding ticket
been arrested
been skydiving
been to the grand canyon
wished i was married
failed a class
administered CPR in an emergency

I guess I am not into the Fanasy Genre of film.

I mentioned Grease because my Fiancee loves musicals and was astounded that I hadn't seen it, as well as The Sound of Music, Wizard of Oz, Footloose etc

The only musicals I liked were Southpark the movie, and team America World Police.
America , Fuck yeah!