blind optimism my friend.... the worse u can get is a no

not true,
there's always "Fuck no you pathetic loser!"

I mainly will squirt ONLY oral in fact it was the first time I ever had a real orgasim was oral and if you pull out the clit vibrator better get your googles and flippers as well.
Only after I have been stimulated that way can I squirt or cum during the actual act of sex and usually I have to be riding.

c'mere QUICK and I'll fix that!!!!!!

not true,
there's always "Fuck no you pathetic loser!"

Having flash back? :nahnah:

damn, I feel like narazbad today, all the burns I'm taking  :P

don't feel too bad, I was giving bodi some good ones yesterday so now it's your turn. Plus it's just way too easy to pass up. :nahnah:  :nahnah:  :kisses:

It's true, I have let my guard down without jrock and puppet being around. I'll let it slide since you h ave nicer tits than them  :flashboobs:

Gnappy,

You've just been mesmerized Natalies fine bod and that caused you to let your guard down. :P

I'm still thinking about licking chocolate off her tits.  That Numba1 is a lucky fella.
Damn. :lol:

:shuwks:  :shuwks: Thank-you. Numba1fan has told me that there are a few guys he knows at work that constantly say "fuck you, you lucky bastard" to him when he tells them something new about me. One guy even told him he can't talk to him anymore because his stories give him a hard-on. Wait....that was bragging wasn't it? I should have let hubby tell you.   :spankin:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

btw got any new stories or pics? 

When other people besides penelope tell some stories then I will. Come on Gnappy you've got to have one. :drama:

Well this one time at band camp...just messing, but we WERE camping. Anyway I met this girl and we got right wrecked together. Anyway we were making out in the back of her car and all was going according to plan and we were gonna get naked soon. But then she was gonna throw up so I jumped out of the way and she started yakking out the door. I was standing outside the car at the time, and I decided it would be humourous to call her "Puke-ahontas". She did not share my view of comedy and closed and locked her door. So I drank some more and passed out on a picnic table.

That is all.

Well I was thiking something sexy. Is that the best you've got? :o

:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

O.K. ok I've got another one.
Thsi one time..at the strip club...we were sitting in pervert row ( my favourite place to sit. Better interaction with the strippers) and I was sitting on hubby's lap. I was really horny so I started to rub his crotch. he started to rub my tits with both hands from behind. The I turned around and opened my shirt shoving his face in between my tits. I then flashed him. Lots more of this behaviour led to us becoming so hot that we left and got in the car. We only drove about a block away when we pulled into a car repair shop's driveway, got on the hood of the car and fucked! All the girls at my work gave me high fives when i told them the next day. Have another even hotter one to tell but refuse to until more people post theirs. It also happens at the strippers. Hmmm, I'm starting to see a trend. :flashboobs:  :flashboobs:  :shuwks:  :P

Ok... I am starting a bit late on this thread, but here goes.

ahem

i can't imagine not ging down on a woman while we are having sex, while she is just getting taken care of or when ever I feel like it, which is always!  I can't lick , flick, suck, rub, nibble, prod or play enough with that lovely sugarwalled lovebox women are blessed to own. 

I know there are times when they just want to fuck, so I always ask. And if all men pay attention enough, they can follow the thythm each woman has and find her trigger switch faster and easier.

As for squiting............ sigh.................. I would love to arouse a woman enough with my finger on her G spot, my wet tonguye lavishing across, and around her clit and my mouth and face rubbing her vuvla and mons.    HEAVEN!!!

And the Denoument?    Seeing the orgasmic relief cum over her in waves as her legs shake, her stomach twitches and her pussy pulsate.   Who needs anything after that?? Even I want to cuddle after that lol

Well ok I would like more hehe

I need to go to dictionary.com for this post :nahnah:

I, like most of the members of RMM, already knew what and where the G-spot is

I bet a lot of the guys here couldn't find the G-spot on a 10 lb pussy  :P

Well this one time at band camp...just messing, but we WERE camping. Anyway I met this girl and we got right wrecked together. Anyway we were making out in the back of her car and all was going according to plan and we were gonna get naked soon. But then she was gonna throw up so I jumped out of the way and she started yakking out the door. I was standing outside the car at the time, and I decided it would be humourous to call her "Puke-ahontas". She did not share my view of comedy and closed and locked her door. So I drank some more and passed out on a picnic table.

That is all.

G Spot? :blink:

I'm repulsed by the idea of swirling my tongue endlessly around the delicate folds of the labia majora and minora until they become swollen and bright pink.

Moreover, I cannot imagine softly nibbling on the hooded nub of pink flesh at the apex of the vaginal opening until the love tunnel tightens spasmodically, the thigh muscles of the woman contract involuntarily and waves of pleasure course over her from her knees to the top of her head.

Really turns me off, I tell you! :rolleyes:

Time to go to dictionary.com again :spankin:

Don't worry about it Bondi,  It was just another one of Evade's posts and you already think he's psycho. :crazydude:

:lol:
Like most of the members of RMM,  I already knew what and where the G-spot is, but incase anyone doesn't or would like more information, I Googled it: http://members.ozemail.com.au/~jdukes/docs/gstmp2.html

As the linked site says, it was named after a Dr. Grafenberg who was the first modern physcian to describe it.   :lol:  :nahnah:  Oh, Duh, I'm evade. :lol:  :lol:  :lol: