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Gnappster
post Feb 9 2006, 04:27 PM
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I always thought the same thing:

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

:lol:
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evade20
post Feb 9 2006, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 9 2006, 04:27 PM)
I always thought the same thing:

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

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That's funny... Her whole existence is so unreal. :roflmao:
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closeup
post Feb 9 2006, 07:17 PM
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I've seen at least one deviation, when her boyfriend was coating her tonsils with his cum on her infamous video. Although if you photoshopped out his dick, it was still pretty close to that same look.
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Canadian_Hottie
post Feb 9 2006, 09:43 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 9 2006, 04:27 PM)
I always thought the same thing:

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

:lol:
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That kicks ass!

I totally lovew her, I read her book and well. if you have a BILLION dollars, have the right family you too can be an heiress!!

IT'S CALLED REALITYSWEETHEART!

I still think she is the sexiest woman alive though
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post Feb 9 2006, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(Canadian_Hottie @ Feb 9 2006, 09:43 PM)
That kicks ass!

I totally lovew her, I read her book and well. if you have a BILLION dollars, have the right family you too can be an heiress!!

IT'S CALLED REALITYSWEETHEART!

I still think she is the sexiest woman alive though
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I have to disagree with ya on that one, I for one think she's average looking at best, and she's dumber than dog shit...so that doesn't help her much either.
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Canadian_Hottie
post Feb 9 2006, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Feb 9 2006, 09:57 PM)
I have to disagree with ya on that one, I for one think she's average looking at best, and she's dumber than dog shit...so that doesn't help her much either.
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Nice!

She isn't that bright, publicized very well though.

Wouldn't mind if I could shoot a movie with her!
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bondiguy
post Feb 10 2006, 07:32 AM
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Gnappy... I'd say get a job and a girl because u have 2 much time on your hands.... but you have both! :blink:

Look Paris isn't the hottest girl in town, although she is hella sexy. I would like to hear a guy who could realistically say he wouldn't fuck the living hell out of her if he had the chance.... I sure as hell would!

Also Closeup I may be wrong but in that video "One Night In Paris" I dont think her man actually cums in her mouth.... its more down her chest and there is one time he is going for gold and he cant even blow? He is fucking Paris Hilton for christ's sake! ummmm.... not that I have seen that filth :P
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Gnappster
post Feb 10 2006, 01:26 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 05:32 AM)
Gnappy... I'd say get a job and a girl because u have 2 much time on your hands.... but you have both! :blink:



I do 98% of my board whoring at work . I waste A LOT of time online at work, but I still get my shit done so no one's the wiser :thumbup: .

And I gotta rewatch the paris hilton video, to jog my memory on the discrepancies listed above. :whatever:
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bondiguy
post Feb 10 2006, 05:29 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 01:26 PM)
I do 98% of my board whoring at work  . I waste A LOT of time online at work, but I still get my shit done so no one's the wiser  :thumbup: .

And I gotta rewatch the paris hilton video, to jog my memory on the discrepancies listed above.  :whatever:
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please do and refer back to me ASAP! Make that your top priority!

"Gnappy whats happeneing? I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday... and Sunday, to finish off those TPS reports"
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Gnappster
post Feb 10 2006, 05:40 PM
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yeeaaaah, mmmkay?
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bondiguy
post Feb 10 2006, 05:41 PM
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"have you seen my stapler?"
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Gnappster
post Feb 10 2006, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 03:41 PM)
"have you seen my stapler?"
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Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
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bondiguy
post Feb 10 2006, 05:50 PM
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I will burn this building down
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Gnappster
post Feb 10 2006, 05:54 PM
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Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
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bondiguy
post Feb 10 2006, 06:01 PM
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I had to google this one...

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh"
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Gnappster
post Feb 10 2006, 06:09 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 04:01 PM)
I had to google this one...

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh"
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bondiguy
post Feb 10 2006, 06:11 PM
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someone uses that or used to use that as their av.... thats how i thought of it! haha
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post Feb 10 2006, 06:12 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 06:01 PM)
I had to google this one...

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh"
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"Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
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bondiguy
post Feb 10 2006, 06:15 PM
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ummm..... I think we have gone from the big screen to the small screen with that quote!
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Gnappster
post Feb 10 2006, 06:23 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 04:15 PM)
ummm..... I think we have gone from the big screen to the small screen with that quote!
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but a good quote none the less
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bondiguy
post Feb 10 2006, 06:30 PM
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"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

"errrgghghh than I said you want it? Come and get it cause I don't know where it is! You make me wanna pppuukkeee"
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Gnappster
post Feb 10 2006, 06:34 PM
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"Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit.
they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?
get outta here ..."
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bondiguy
post Feb 10 2006, 06:38 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 06:34 PM)
"Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit.
   they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?
   get outta here ..."
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haha

"wow that's a side of dad I've never seen before"

"Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."
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post Feb 10 2006, 06:46 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 04:38 PM)
haha

"wow that's a side of dad I've never seen before"

"Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."
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:lol:
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bondiguy
post Feb 10 2006, 06:53 PM
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looks like Paris's thread has died and gone to simpson heaven!!!

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post Feb 10 2006, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 06:53 PM)
looks like Paris's thread has died and gone to simpson heaven!!!
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Listen here. My name is Homer J. simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without alot of your beaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo.
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Pistone
post Feb 10 2006, 10:16 PM
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No cable, No beer make Homer go crazy.
Now that I have the right topic. :haha:
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Pistone
post Feb 10 2006, 10:26 PM
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I use to get so much shit for thinking Paris Hilton is hot :bonerfied: along with Mellisa Auf der Maur. I wouldn't say shes the sexiest, I would have to give that to Jessica Alba. :cheers:
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bondiguy
post Feb 11 2006, 12:36 AM
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QUOTE(Pistone @ Feb 10 2006, 10:16 PM)
No cable, No beer make Homer go crazy.
Now that I have the right topic. :haha:
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allow me to correct you

Homer: No beer and no t.v make homer go something something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do......bllahahaghhrghagah
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Pistone
post Feb 11 2006, 12:43 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 11 2006, 12:36 AM)
allow me to correct you

Homer: No beer and no t.v make homer go something something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do......bllahahaghhrghagah
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That was what was written on the wall. When Marge found the type writter.
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