| Gnappster |
Nov 29 2005, 01:27 PM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Nov 29 2005, 03:26 AM) ...feeling a little under the weather today... but can i say how much i LOVE nyquil?  NyQuil rules!... I think Denis Leary said it best: "I love NyQuil. Man, I love it! I love it. I love it. I love it. It's the best shit ever invented. Isn't it, huh? I love the name alone. NyQuil - Capitol N, small Y, big fucking Q! I love that fucking Q, don't you!? What a great advertising idea! Put a huge fucking Q on the box. They'll get high and stare at it. "The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!" I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It's never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death fucking flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It's so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any fucking plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant fucking Q! NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It's the thirteenth fucking step! You can drink it! It's over the counter! Drink as much as you want. "Are you drunk?" "No! I have a cold. Same cold I've had for two years. I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry fucking Christmas!"
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| Mezrein |
Nov 30 2005, 10:29 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 29 2005, 09:27 AM) NyQuil rules!... I think Denis Leary said it best: "I love NyQuil. Man, I love it! I love it. I love it. I love it. It's the best shit ever invented. Isn't it, huh? I love the name alone. NyQuil - Capitol N, small Y, big fucking Q! I love that fucking Q, don't you!? What a great advertising idea! Put a huge fucking Q on the box. They'll get high and stare at it. "The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!" I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It's never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death fucking flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It's so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any fucking plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant fucking Q! NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It's the thirteenth fucking step! You can drink it! It's over the counter! Drink as much as you want. "Are you drunk?" "No! I have a cold. Same cold I've had for two years. I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry fucking Christmas!" Dennis Leary FTW!
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| bondiguy |
Dec 1 2005, 01:27 AM
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Dude im going swell.
Weather has been slightly wet in the last few weeks but today being the first day of Summer the sun is shinning. I am killing time before heading out to jam with my mates.
My girl and I are doing our best to behave but are failing miserably haha... we can't help walk on the bad side of the tracks but yeah... things are ACE there too.
Oh gofd you dont even know how hot the women are in Bondi. Soooo many tourists as well. It s like they put a sign up saying no fat or ugly chicks allowed! haha. It is truly a privilege to live here in summer.
EMOB is a damn bombshell... and aren't I happy to hear that she likes having fun. It seems I have seen her downstairs region quite grafically but no melon shots yet?
Is Gnappy, Mez, Naraz, Pay, Comedy still online here?
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| jrock8 |
Dec 1 2005, 01:30 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 1 2005, 12:27 AM) Dude im going swell. Weather has been slightly wet in the last few weeks but today being the first day of Summer the sun is shinning. I am killing time before heading out to jam with my mates. My girl and I are doing our best to behave but are failing miserably haha... we can't help walk on the bad side of the tracks but yeah... things are ACE there too. Oh gofd you dont even know how hot the women are in Bondi. Soooo many tourists as well. It s like they put a sign up saying no fat or ugly chicks allowed! haha. It is truly a privilege to live here in summer. EMOB is a damn bombshell... and aren't I happy to hear that she likes having fun. It seems I have seen her downstairs region quite grafically but no melon shots yet? Is Gnappy, Mez, Naraz, Pay, Comedy still online here? ok... here's your job... head out to the beach/town w/your camera and take some shots to share with us... you know, just so we can all be even more jealous, lol naraz isn't online as much anymore... there's a crazy story about what happened to him a couple weeks ago in the shoot the breeze section (look for something about "freaking out")... but other than that, yeah, those other bitches are still regulars
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