So I've been posting for a little while and guess this is long overdue.

I'm a fun-lovin guy, closing in on his 30s but still feeling like I'm 21. I was what you call a late bloomer, didn't get much tail in highschool (none) or college (once or twice), as I was devestatingly shy and now I'm making up for it. :)

After graduating from college, I realized that I didn't want to be what everyone else wanted me to be, so I followed my heart and got into radio, then print and, now, tv where I work as a news photographer. I still do some freelance writing.

I believe I've missed my calling as a porno producer as every time I watch one, I spend more time critiquing camera angles and editing than I do pleasuring myself.

I'm very happy to have found RMM. I always knew there were others like me, but it's nice to have a place to meet and exchange perverted thoughts and ideas...and drool over boobies.

But I am very appreciative of you ladies for showing off your wonderful selves. I don't think there's anything more beautiful or pleasurable than the female body...those curves, those wonderful curves. Somebody knew what they were doing when they made you ladies.

Um, what else?

I love eating pussy. Proabably more than I enjoy getting serviced. Something about making her squirm and moan really gets me off.

That's probably good for now.

B)

hey dude, welcome aboard!

one question, what is your avatar supposed to be (watermelon?) and why is it the same as mountainlusts?

It's one of the site's avs available in the bank.

I don't know how to make my own yet, but I liked this one. Funny, I don't care much for watermelon, but I do love me some melons... :2thumbsup:

Welcome! NIce to meet you. I see you have been posting and commenting a lot. :)

It's the least I can do. I mean with the pics that you and the rest of the lovely ladies share, it'd be rude not to let you know how much it's appreciated. :)

HI!!!!!!

Nice 411!! :P

Haha...I picked this one because I live in the south and I love me some watermelon in the summertime! That and I thought it was pretty appropriate seeing as this rate my melons... :niceones:

this ones for you baby! muah :shuwks:

i thought that would get your attention. LOL

Holy smokes! :bonerfied:


Now THAT'S the way to make a guy feel welcome. Such a hottie! Yeeow!

i'm sending you a pm..and dont' you put it on hottestwebsurfers.com or whatever. LOL

That's easy to do around these parts. :wink:

great 411 :kisses:

Thanks. I'm thinking about getting some work done on it though. Nothing too drastic, you know...a nip here, a tuck there. :wink:

anythin I can help with? :whipya:

Sure, how 'bout you keep posting pics of yourself and I'll be sure to give them their do ogling...and then some. :niceones:

your wish is my command

you guys are busy in here! LOL

Wow, my own genie. And she's hot!!! :bonerfied:

Plenty of room in this thread for you too. Feel free to join in, babe. :wink:

maybe you need to rub my lamp and see what comes out! what do you say? <_<

With pleasure...

And I do mean "pleasure". :eatme:

The pleasure is all mine....and yours if you want it!!!! :suckadick:

Goin outta town for the week to visit some family. I'll miss this place, but I'll try and check in at least once or twice while I'm away. Otherwise, I'll have a helluva lot of catching up to do when I get back!

Anyway, see everyone around! :)

have a good time hun :kisses: we will miss you xx

have fun!

Thanks for the well wishes guys. I did enjoy my vacation, but I missed this place so. Man, I can't believe I survived a whole week without seeing any melons and I don't plan on doing it again. Trust me, it was brutal.

Well, I've got a lot of catching up to do so I'll be around.

Well hello :)(IMG:http://bestsmileys.com/love2/14.gif)

Welcome to the twisted world of the RMM forums :muhahaaw: