I call shotgun on being guy number 1 :letsfuck:

Sussed, you make it harder and harder (no pun intended) to function every day!
You are amazingly good looking as well all know
You have tits and a body that men would kill to be within touching distance
You have great music taste and are an overall cool chick
YOU EAT PUSSY AND LIKE TO BE EATEN BY FEMALES

Now if that isnt a complete package then I dont know what is... oh and you are blonde!

That pic of your tongue and 2 fingers replicating a pussy is as hot as any nude photo you have posted.

From this I dont think I will ever recover :bonerfied:

Haha
I'm just one of the guys Bondi!

BUt thanks for the nice words my friend xoxo

Mwah !!! :P

marry me!!!

just one of the guys?? ... damn, i never really questioned it, but i guess that makes me gay since i'm extremely attracted to you... :letsfuck:


(sorry, i know that opens up the door for some REALLY EASY comments... but considering all the burns i hand out on a pretty much daily basis, i figured it's my turn to "give back" to the rmm community :roflmao: )

I was trying to think of a good reply to that bait, which usually isn't a problem but all I can think of is sussed's tongue.

Well that works out well then cause i have a thing for gay men :thumbup:

it seems like all women do

maybe cuz they actually listen to them instead of stare at their tits....


their ample, round, perfectly shaped breasts...mmmmm

Good to have you on our team Sussed. You are more than welcome!

jrock- I was thinking of the same thing... if sussed is one of the guys I am the gayest mother fucker alive haha! Which also brings me to if sussed was one of the guys, then she has a thing for sleeping with beautiful women, and video taping it, and showing her mates! Thats what guys would do! haha

Outdoors is always cool. (Atop a 60 foot cliff once...very exciting.) Threesome is always a big hit on the fantasy list. A one time quicky with a stanger in public place where the possibility of being caught exists.

sussed, i'm not gonna lie... i have definitely been hit on by my fair share of gay men in my life... i guess they appreciate someone who takes care of their body and like to look put together... and truth be told, it's actually kind of flattering (and really funny when you walk past a couple of guys and hear one of them go "damn!" lol)

Yup...2 guys is interesting!!

I have actually been involved in a 3some with 2 men also. Now before jrock and gnappy etc go all nuts with the gay comments, the other guy was a mate and at no stage did we touch each other. We were out one night and this girl would only hook up with us if it was both of us so she got the old double adapter/spit roast treatment... fun times were had by all!

we call that a tag team where i'm from.

you didn't even spoon with your mate when you were done? :P

:lol: :roflmao:

bondi, no comments needed here... if the girl was up for a treatment like that, you know it had to be a wild time and i'm sure she knew what she was doing... so for that, all i have to offer is :cheers:

Ah yes... it was a story that shall be passed down from generation to generation haha.

Gnappy... Tag team here is 2 guys, 1 girl, but the guys take turns of 'doing her' so to speak where a spit roast is as u can imagine, one guy at either end of a girl and.... well you knnow the rest

HAHA, that's great, a split roast :roflmao:

feel free to introduce that to the general vocab in America :2thumbsup:

I will next time I visit America, I'm Canadian


ya fuckstick :wink:

Mu humble apologies...well introduce it to the Canadain vocab!

lol... and even if it doesn't, it looks like "fuckstick" is quickly catching on :thumbup:

I'll make a point of excessiviely using "split roasting" a girl and fuckstick at the next family get together!

Fuckstick is a great word used alot here in Aus, oh and Gnappy, just so you get it right in case there are aussies around it is spit roasting! As in pig on a spit, get the visual????

...although i guess it could be "split" roasting... like splitting a board in half, lol

by the way, does anyone else think the visual of a woman w/a man at each end of her, actually rotating around like a pig on a spit, is completely HYSTERICAL? :lol:

Yes I do... that is why the saying is damn funny!

maybe cman could make an animated gif

and i apologize for bastardizing spit roasting. I think it's cuz at first I didn't know what the hell you mant by it, but splitting seemed to make the most sense so it stuck in my brain

thats cool... just wanted you to have the correct terms and get the right visuals... the visual is half the joke I guess! haha

Now there is a gif I'd like to see haha :lol:

Bondi, Jrock, Gnapp,

My hat is off to you guys. You guys crack me up. But could I suggest that we get back on topic?

Topic - Sussed is one of the guys.

Sub Topic - That makes us all gay. * Should we be planing a coming out party? :P

shit i got a simple one....




falling asleep being held by someone *shrug*