Current age:19
Are you straight, bi, or gay:Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else):13
Age of first blowjob:13
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:69
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:sort of, but there were two guys and like eight girls, god i love dance
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:13
How many sexual partners have you had:30+
What is your favorite sexual position:doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):ass
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:13
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:anal, if clean
How often do you masturbate:2-3 times a day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Dominant
What is something you've never tried but really want to: face fuck a girl, ive always wondered what it would feel like

I was threatened with a spanking if i didnt fill this out here, can I get the spanking anyway? :P

Current age:26
Are you straight, bi, or gay:Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else):14
Age of first blowjob:16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:havent had much expirience sadly, but her on her knees me standing so far
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:haha nope
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14
How many sexual partners have you had:11
What is your favorite sexual position:I love LOVE going down on girls
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):Wherver she will let me :P
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:not yet, I was told by my more expirienced friend not to try, she said it wouldnt turn out well for me
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:Pussy no doubt
How often do you masturbate:1 or two times every day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Both, depends on my mood and who im with
What is something you've never tried but really want to: get as many girls in a room together as I can to masturbate, I think my head would explode

Current age:22

Are you straight, bi, or gay:STRAIGHT!

Age of first handjob (by someone else):12

Age of first blowjob:16

Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:Whatever position THEY want me in, i'm not gunna be picky

Have you ever been in a circle jerk:No. (Hahaha made me think of zach and miri, DUTCH RUDDER!)

How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14

How many sexual partners have you had:Somewhere between 21-29

What is your favorite sexual position:Anyone that involves a nice wet pussy

Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):tits are great

Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:no

What do you prefer...pussy or anal:couldn't say

How often do you masturbate:Whenever I feel the need and a girl isn't around to help

Do you like to be dominate or submissive:Sometimes I like to pin a girl down sometime i liek when she is in charge

What is something you've never done but really want to:hmmmm, prolly having sex with the majority of the women on this website

niiiiiiice :)

ok, this has me curious....why wouldn't it work out for you?



haha, best answer ever!

hahahaha.....that cracked me up!

Didnt know where to post this but thought it funny


Sensitivity test for men




1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play..
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.

6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A. I hope we can still be friends.
B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.
C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

hahahahaha! thats hilarious! #10 made me pee my pants!

i would love to see this actually answered by some numbnut.

And what would a numbnut get for a prize if he answered it???

ok so this might possibly be one of the most hilarious things i've seen on here and i'm tempted to reply with answer C to all of em

Current age:35
Are you straight, bi, or gay:bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else):15
Age of first blowjob:17
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:what ever he wants
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:yup
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:16
How many sexual partners have you had:9
What is your favorite sexual position:doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):love to have it on my face and tits
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:yes/28
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:pussy for sure
How often do you masturbate:dont hubby takes care of all that
Do you like to be dominate or submissive:submissive mostly
What is something you've never tried but really want to:hmmmmm, mile high club for sure...maybe on my way to NYC...hmmm

yeah my love of oral sex has won me over a number of ladies I think i otherwise wouldnt stand much of a chance with heh.

As to why anal sex wouldnt work, i wasnt sure, so decided to call the friend who told me and asked, and she said that while Im not breaking any records on length, I might be a little thick for any first timers without taking it super slow, and that it might be best to just count that sort of thing out, or use my fingers/tongue ::grins:: guess thats what I get for being as big as I am, like I told the trucker on the other post, I too am 6'6" and am not scrawny by any definition. nice test by the way, very fun.

always glad when i can make you laugh chickie

Current age: 32
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Bi all the way
Age of first handjob (by someone else): Well I dont have a penis but I was 16 when I gave my first.
Age of first blowjob: 17
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: Well cant be given one but like to have him on his back so I can dominate him
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: I wouldn't say circle jerk, but have had a penis in each hand
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:16
How many sexual partners have you had: 4
What is your favorite sexual position: Cowgirl all the way
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): On my boobs
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:Yes, I would say Mid 20's
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Pussy
How often do you masturbate: A few times a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: DOMINATE
What is something you've never tried but really want to: Two guys at once its about the only thing I haven't done, or some of the girls on the site.

Current age: 30
Are you straight, bi, or gay: str8
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 13
Age of first blowjob:16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: 69
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:16
How many sexual partners have you had:6
What is your favorite sexual position:doggy (ruff)
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):breasts
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:n
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:?
How often do you masturbate:3-5/wk
Do you like to be dominate or submissive:both
What is something you've never tried but really want to:sex in public

Current age: 31
Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): I first gave one probably around 13...
Age of first blowjob: 14
Position you prefer partner to be in when yo give them a BJ: him on his back or me on my back w/him fucking my face (as much as guys love a woman on her knees...when your knees are as bad as mine...that has to be saved for special (or drunken) occasions lol)
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: nope...but as someone else said, I have had a dick in both hands
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: too young for sure
How many sexual partners have you had: plenty
What is your favorite sexual position: Him on top w/my legs on his shoulders...or doggy...I <3 getting fucked hard from behind
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): pussy
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yeah - 17 maybe
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy - have REALLY got to be in a specific mood to want anal
How often do you masturbate: several times a week at this point...it's not scratching the itch either...damn-it.
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive...most days.
What is something you've never tried but really want to: hmmm...that's hard...I've done lots that I wanted to...ooh...I know...I want to fuck at work...somebody sit me up on the lab bench & fuck the hell out of me...that would be fun =)

congratulations on your first post nc! it was a good one :2thumbsup:

Current age:25
Are you straight, bi, or gay:bi curious
Age of first handjob (by someone else):17
Age of first blowjob:17
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: on my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 17
How many sexual partners have you had: 4
What is your favorite sexual position: doggy style
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): on ass or boobs. I also swallow!
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no anal yet
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy
How often do you masturbate: a lot!
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: Threesome with two guys.

Astral, yours reads like a wet dream :bonerfied: I'm moving to Kitchener! :thumbup:

[quote=JustMeinNC,Jan 20 2010, 06:56 PM]
Current age: 31
Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): I first gave one probably around 13...
Age of first blowjob: 14
Position you prefer partner to be in when yo give them a BJ: him on his back or me on my back w/him fucking my face (as much as guys love a woman on her knees...when your knees are as bad as mine...that has to be saved for special (or drunken) occasions lol)
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: nope...but as someone else said, I have had a dick in both hands
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: too young for sure
How many sexual partners have you had: plenty
What is your favorite sexual position: Him on top w/my legs on his shoulders...or doggy...I <3 getting fucked hard from behind
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): pussy
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yeah - 17 maybe
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy - have REALLY got to be in a specific mood to want anal
How often do you masturbate: several times a week at this point...it's not scratching the itch either...damn-it.
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive...most days.
What is something you've never tried but really want to: hmmm...that's hard...I've done lots that I wanted to...ooh...I know...I want to fuck at work...somebody sit me up on the lab bench & fuck the hell out of me...that would be fun =)

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A+ First post and test . :P

HMM , No anal yet , and No 3 some ? May I volunteer ? :P

Current age: 27
Are you straight, bi, or gay: straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 16
Age of first blowjob: 16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: doesn't matter
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16
How many sexual partners have you had: 14
What is your favorite sexual position: from behind or on bottom
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): mouth
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy
How often do you masturbate: often
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: hmm... i think i've tried most of what i would want to.. can't think of anything.

Current age: 31
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18
Age of first blowjob: 18
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: Eh. Not a big fan of em.
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: No
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 17
How many sexual partners have you had: I lost count around 200
What is your favorite sexual position: Her on top
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Wherever she tells me to
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: 22
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Either one ;)
How often do you masturbate: couple times a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Depends on the day
What is something you've never tried but really want to: Mile High

Current age:30
Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 16
Age of first blowjob: 16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: givin a bj on my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16
How many sexual partners have you had: 25
What is your favorite sexual position: doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 25
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: anal
How often do you masturbate: twice a day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: sub
What is something you've never tried but really want to: orgy

There is alot of important information right there !!! :2thumbsup: :P

Current age:30

Are you straight, bi, or gay: very bi

Age of first handjob (by someone else): 15

Age of first blowjob: 15

Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: I like bring on my knees

Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no

How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 15

How many sexual partners have you had: a lot :-)

What is your favorite sexual position: being on top, tits bouncing

Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs

Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 18, with a guy who was 40.

What do you prefer...pussy or anal: def pussy

How often do you masturbate: daily

Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive

What is something you've never tried but really want to: sex with more than two guys

Another good bit of information here . :P

Wow.. You have some sexy answers.. You should post a few videos..

Hey NYCSweatermelons.. haven't heard from you in a while.. Great answers. I can't believe you are just now taking this test.

I'm in love! :kisses: :kisses: :kisses:

Well here goes nothing, the the baby will answer and await the laughter *hides* yes i know I'm an inexperienced man

P.S. Try not to laugh at me when reading this guys and gals (Talk about your mission impossibles)

Current age: 20
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18
Age of first blowjob: 18
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: I give the ladies the option
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: Nope
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 18
How many sexual partners have you had: 2
What is your favorite sexual position: Doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Where ever I want to aim at =D
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: Haven't tried it yet....
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Either
How often do you masturbate: Twice a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: I like to be dominate, but I have my times when I can be submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: Mmmm have a threesome with girls.

Current age:33

Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight.

Age of first handjob (by someone else):

Age of first blowjob: 18

Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: 69 or on knees in front of me.

Have you ever been in a circle jerk: No.

How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 18.

How many sexual partners have you had: Math sucks. LOL!

What is your favorite sexual position: Doggy!

Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Pussy and Tits.

Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: Given, many times. 20 I think.

What do you prefer...pussy or anal: PUSSY!

How often do you masturbate: Several times a day.

Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Depends on the girl and the mood.

What is something you've never tried but really want to: Sex in the crowd at a Metal show.