Oh, my goodness!! Someone call this woman a doctor!!!



oh, wait a minute. i get it.

I'll be right over with a special prescription just for you.

Uh-Oh... that's what Bondi said... then he showed up with some porno he and gnappy had made

BAM!

Yeah, I'd figure as much. Bondi has really shitty health insurance.

Trust me, my prescription is much better. And I'm not bringing over a porno... you and I are going to make one.

To be fair it was called, 2 dicks, one chick!

so which one of you has two dicks and which is the chick?

Funnily I have one, there was a girl, and the other dick was a girl who happened to be named dick!

Wow. a name like that for a girl would make for so many grade school jokes.

To name a few:

1) yeah, I was at the park playing with Dick all night.
2) Yeah, Marty kissed Dick for the first time the other day.
3) Hi, Mr. Head. Can Dick come out?

Okay. i'm bored now comding up with dick references.

it was called, gnappy duz baby while bondi films it.


i love dick's pussy

A little punctuation can turn your sentence into:

"I love dicks, Pussy," Said Gnappy.


So is Pussy the guy then?

No! money down!

Perfect!

Work on contingency?

What in the world is going on here!?

Gnappy loves dicks, Bondi is a pussy, and Bob is going to name is daughter Head???

i don't see what's so confusing... sounds just about like every other week around here to me.

, great punctuation reference



No Bondi loves pussy, Bob is going to give Gnappster head, who happens to name is dick, daughter

Ok.. I'm glad we got that all sorted out.

I was drunk


so true. Guess you haven't missed much in your sabbatical


Here's the head I'm giving gnappy so he can finish his robot:



and here's a pic of bondi's favorite pussy waiting for their nightly 69:





Good thing. Even I was confused for a bit.

wtf?!
funniest string of posts ever







except the parts about me

Damn... ok that's one hot pussy, I'm a little jealous. And that sure looks like good head!! You have got to hook me up... I'm building a porn bot this winter.

What's great about that robot is that there a red target indicated with arrows. comes in handy when you're in the throes of passion.

I'm sure Bondi could use it!! It'd help him out in those drunken wild sex nights he and Gnappy have.

you seem to have a preoccupation with sex and me.
coincidentally, I have the same preoccupation wiht sex and you.

His cat is also thusly labled.

Wrapped up in a nice little package



Linguo?




in those cases it was funny AND true

None other than Linguo the party robot. Let's give it beer!



But I heard a woman scream.

Lingua the party robot??? Can it cook special brownies?

Help... linguo!

Oh and I can answer that one.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Well, yeah. But if you grab for one, you run the risk of losing a thumb.


Well, I guess that explains everything.

I'd better not then... I rather enjoy having thumbs.


So I'm going job hunting this next couple of weeks until I find something that pays more. I'm making enough to afford my gas as of right now which really isn't working for me. I've got a "skills assessment" at a bank for a teller position that I'll go to on Monday. I'm also going to try and get an interview at a call center to work the graveyard shift....

Ideally I want a job somewhere either having to do with my degree or working with animals that fits around my school schedule and still allows for a social life... but I'm really not finding much besides a job in a correctional facility working with inmates (Which is what I want to do eventually... but I just can't see a bunch of convicts having any respect for a 19 year old comming in and giving them counseling advice ). My father wasn't too keen on the idea anyways..


... Do they hire strippers at prisons?? It mite be worth a shot at this point