Ok so everyone knows I get drunk.. well i don't just get drunk.. I GET SLOPPY FUCKED UP CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT CAN'T WALK AND REALLY CAN'T EVEN SPEAK COMPLETE SENTENCES.

pHEW that being said.. when my wife is drunk she loves to have sex....and if caught at the right stage of drunk im just fine.... but timing isn't always the greatest and some nights i suffer from the dreaded whiskey dick


Anyone else encounter this.. have solutions?

:ph34r:
Nope, can't say I've suffered this.
But, I'm right there with you on the whiskey!!! My favorite drink!

Oh I do my share of whiskey

I'm currently out of whiskey. A sad night for sure. :(

Hehehe I never seem to be out.. it just seems to flow in like rain over here

Rub it in...

I think this is a record, it's almost like that name that tune gameshow...

I can derail that thread in 1 post, Kent.

Oh my bad. Am I in trouble?

There is no cure. As much as guys want to ignore the fact, the drunker you get, the harder it is to get hard. It's like trying to lose weight by thinking about exercising, it's just gonna get the job done, no matter how much you want it to.

Huh? :huh:

Not at all

but we pretent you are if you want a spankin' :spankin: ;)

Mmmm hmmmmm! Spank away!

Bob you thread derailer lol..

It's NOT a matter of willpower. Most things can be accomplished if you put your mind to it. Trying to stay hard when your drunk isn't one of them. The more you try, the worse it is. Like I said, it's like excersing, thinking about it is useless, the results are all in the doing.

Ahhh, Ok, I get it. The way you originally said it didn't make sense to me.

Probably, because as a woman, you can't imagine the difference between WANTING to screw and being ABLE to screw. It's sort of ironic that the more a guy drinks, the more he wants to get laid. But the more he drinks, the less likely it can happen. It's just another of nature's cruel jokes.

LOL Close you just put it best right there.. Cruel cruel Joke!

try this puppet , let her get drunk and you just sip the drinks , stay sober , then ya can fuck like a a man hell bent ... give it the good pounding it deserves .. try it just once .. :P

sippin' ain't drinkin'! ya might as well be sippin' your drink out of purse then.

yeah but fuckin with a limp dick aint fuckin.. LOL its noodeling . :P

cruel indeed.
but usually if I'm that wasted, I'll go to bed with the intention of getting laid and be passed out 1.4 seconds later.


hahahaha, fuckin funny :roflmao:
I almost spit my coffee out on that one.

I had to put down my purse to regain my compusure.

:roflmao: Great followup :thumbup:

..and this is why I hardly drink.

I do dabble with the screwdriver tho (OJ and Vodka) but that's about it. I fear for the day when I want to get it up and I can't because i'm too drunk.

so does every underage boy in your proximity. :blink:

BAM! :lol:

Hey OHHHH!