Haha, true enough. Stupid Canada Post.
You should have seen how long it took me to get my spy-camera.

Mom, Gnappy's taking pictures of his butt!

Oh yeah, like I'm gonna take a picture of my butt.

well done

Well ladies and Gentlemen,

The day, (well the day before the day) has finally arrived. Bondigirl and I are now apart until the time tomorrow (saturday) afternoon when we become Man and Wife.

Thanks for all your well wishes and I'll be sure to report back once we get back to Sydney from our honeymoon.

So until sometime in mid to late April, this is bondiguy, signing off

Cheers

wow, the big day is almost here.
how time flies when you are looking at boobs and referencing poular culture.
have fun, drink, and enjoy everything.
make sure you make it clear when you are visiting foreign countries that you are NOT american
ummm, that's about all I can think of. say hi to the in laws for me.

and don't forget about your 411, I'll "maintain" it for you

Well, i was going to write my well wishes tomorrow, but seeing as gnappy jumped the gun, I may as well do it out.

Hope all goes well on your wedding day. Can't wait to hear all the stories and see all the honeymoon pics.

You might be thinking to yourself, "I'm not going to be showing them any of my honeymoon pics." to which I'll reply, I've got noobs all over the place setting up hidden cameras as we speak. beware.

Okay. that's a lie.

Really, though. HOpe all goes well, your travels are safe, and adventures stay in healthy supply.

Can't wait till all three of us can get together and bitch about our wives.

See ya on the flipside.

now let the maintenance begin:

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Bondi......

Congrats dude........enjoy your day and best of luck on yur honeymoon and have a fucking great time.......

tell Bondigirl you found your replacement and i will do my best while you are away...


later and again, congrats!!!

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Dude. that chick is hot. Can I get her number??

I'll trade for this girl's number???

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That chick has some frightening eyes...but I'd still hit it

If you have an extra minute(and you likely will, not having to sift thru 96 bondi posts and the subsequent backlash) you gotta read this article.

What a great job.

3 of many great quotes from the article.

"Um, doggy-style please."

The initial pleasure of Karen's tightness was tempered by the feeling that I was humping a cadaver and was about to experience my first morgueasm.

I got so many of these products, I almost came to expect prosthetic buttocks to be waiting on my desk every morning ( and pretty much the whole paragraph that this quote came from )

I liked:
I hesitated before putting my pride-and-joy into the Real Doll's mouth, which featured a dangerous-sounding "hinged jaw."

All the best on your big day Bondi, here's to a long and happy marriage!

That would have made my top 4 list.



oxymoron of the week!!!


Speaking of which...

I was listening to the radio a while back and there was a caller who was talking about stuff. I don't remember all the details, but he probably won something and said he was taking his wife with him. After talking about her for a bit, the deejay asked how long he'd been married. He replied, 20 years, but the way we get along it feels like 20 minutes...... underwater.


Just thought I'd share.

oooh I'll have to remember that one! It will be good for a few slaps from my wife

Tried and true

wait bondis getting married im so fucking lost hahahahahahah

Next you're gonna wonder where the hell's gate thread went

Guys and Girls,

Thanks so much for the well wishes. The day was the closest thing to perfection one could hope for, and without doubt the best day of my life (apart from the day i was frolicking in a fountain of beer, spilling from an overturned beer truck).

I'd love to tell you all about it but I have a plane to catch.

For those of you with my myspace i have put 2 pics up, many more when I get back.

Later people

Glad to hear it babe! Have a great time and we'l see you when you get back!

That's awesome to know everything went off without a hitch.
I'll go check out your myspace.


you too?

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Have fun bondi.. and great catch Gnappy!

The pics are great your wife looks awesome congrats and have a great honeymoon.

Uhhh bondi if you need a body double on your honey moon you call me immediately!!

As much as I bet bondi would love to have you there, I highly doubt you'd make a good body double of his wife.

bwahaha how did i miss that one.


hmmm, i gotta find an "appropriate" pic to post here today.

Is this appropriate?

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and then some!

he looks so proud of himself