And that, my friend, is a fair assessment.  At least, this time of year.  You should have been here a month ago when the weather really sucked.

you should have called me.  I could have told you where to get really good hot dogs.  I also could have introduced you to a great hot dog and Italian beef restaurant called Portillo's. so good that when any of my friends who have moved away actually visit me, they can't wait to go there.

Actually, though, in my opinion, their hot dogs suck... I know a much better place for a good chicago hot dog.

My sight-seeing consisted of the Northfield Mall and the Marriot Hotel. I was running so far behind schedule, taking time to eat a couple of dogs was about the extent of my Chicago visit. There's always next March.

Just got back today from Chicago, (actually Winnetka). Short recap: Hot dogs, good. Weather,sucks.

oh my Id never admit I ate a hot dog  ...  assholes , lips and  guts  .. UGGHHH    ..
have you got a pass port for being  there  ?   I guess it myight have been in  1-8 name ?

well, then look me up next march.  jork lives around here too.  perhaps we can coerce some of the sexy RMM ladies to come over too and they can compete in a hot dog eating contest.

I thought it was more like :

You think they're into cocktail weenies? 

Wow, that was a good one.  i never even thought of that... well, until now that is.
probably not.  that's why we wouldn't even bother inviting you.

oh my Id never admit I ate a hot dog  ...  assholes , lips and  guts  .. UGGHHH    ..
have you got a pass port for being  there  ?   I guess it myight have been in  1-8 name ?

I always specifiy asshole-free hot dogs. Some people like theirs without rat shit and floor sweepings, but that's just being picky.

I always specifiy asshole-free hot dogs. Some people like theirs without rat shit and floor sweepings, but that's just being picky.

I always specifiy asshole-free hot dogs. Some people like theirs without rat shit and floor sweepings, but that's just being picky.

ah, yes, rat shit and floor sweepings, true signs you took your hooker to a quality motel

This prick in booth asks me if we wanted the room for 1 hour or two. I looked at my buddy standing there and without saying a word, we both just left. WTF?

I get it.
you guys wanted it for the WHOLE night 
On a side note....can you imagine being a housekeeper there? 

On a side note....can you imagine being a housekeeper there? 

I get it.
you guys wanted it for the WHOLE night 

That would be almost as bad as being 3D's gynecologist.

That would be almost as bad as being 3D's gynecologist.

That would be almost as bad as being 3D's gynecologist.

Not that anyone cares, but I thought I'd point out that today is the one-year anniversary of my very first post here at good ol' RMM.  And almost 6000 posts later, I still have nothing good to say.

Happu anniversary Bob

Not that anyone cares, but I thought I'd point out that today is the one-year anniversary of my very first post here at good ol' RMM.  And almost 6000 posts later, I still have nothing good to say.

Not that anyone cares, but I thought I'd point out that today is the one-year anniversary of my very first post here at good ol' RMM.  And almost 6000 posts later, I still have nothing good to say.

Thanks sum.  You'll always be one of my favs.

That's pretty impressive. I may have over 9000 posts but that's over the course of 2.5 years.

Maybe she'll give us a "reminder"of why

After 16,000 posts between the two of us, you'd think we'd have said something good by now.  But, alas, our fans continue to wait. 

Oh wait, we don't have fans.

BY george I think you'r right  ..  

who's this george character?

Duh  hes the makeup artist on the simpsons , you know one of the little guys behind the scenes  .. 

I don't uaually go for smilie only posts but

but that wasnt a  smilie  only post  ...

who's this george character?

neither is this.

Sorry.  We already have a george.